My eyes! My eyes!

[hackthis_archive]

Why am I watching Stargate: Atlantis? Oh, Lords of Kobol save me, please?! Damn you, rageprufrock for writing such compelling stripper fic! seperis, you shall pay for writing assasin-fic! Why can't people write that stuff in fandoms I'm already in?

This never happened. It's all a drunken hallucination. I was in a moment of weakness over the loss of Kitchen Confidential, and because no one can resist assasin-fic, really.

Where is the new BSG to prevent such ignominy? Jamie Bamber, save me!!


Uh, is it just me or does Ronon Dex really look like Karl Urban from LOTR?

Comments

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

what the fucking hell?

oh jesus. no.

[raveninthewind.livejournal.com]

Yay!!

[wyoluvr.livejournal.com]

it's just you.

also, ::snicker::

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Man, that show has some evil mojo. I have lost way too many friends to it's inexplicable lure. *shakes head*

[visionofblue]

I'm a recent victim of its nefarious pull.

Run! Save yourself!

Or, you know, don't. Stay...Write... It's ever so nice here... all the cool kids are doing it... ;)

[thecomfychair.livejournal.com]

Atlantis will consume us all eventually. It's best not to fight it, I find.

[rozza.livejournal.com]

Nooooooooooooooooooooo.

[teaphile.livejournal.com]

Don't the fight the most cracktastic of fandoms.

[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

The sheer volume of McKay/Sheppard smut being produced has to be shifting some karmic balance in fandom. Seriously though, So Much Porn.

[tanizard.livejournal.com]

HALLELUJAH, CHRISTMAS HAS COME EARLY.

Please *God* say you like it enough to produce fic. Sheppard/McKay, McKay/Zelenka, ZELENKA/DEX. OH PLEASE, ZELENKA/DEX. DANCE-OFF.

*gets carried away*

*is in fandom HEAVEN*

Here, just for that, have Dr. Dre buying a computer (http://www.morphinenation.com/?archive=86).

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

Simple:

Stargate Atlantis the show only exists as a delivery device for pornography.

It's why I gave in.

Thus far? I turn out to have a thing for really smart bitchy scientists. And the appeal of screen sheppard totally passes me by.

But mostly? It's the porn.

[claire.livejournal.com]

Join us!!!!!!

[zoetrope.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha!

The show is... well, it grows on you. Yes.

But the sheer number of talented authors that write in it? It's the nexus of all that is good and porny *g*

It's truly the fandom that will consume us all.

Yay!

[raucousraven.livejournal.com]

Do not fight the crack, for it is delicious.

Cooooome to the Daaaaahk Siiiide Loooooooooooke

[yavannauk.livejournal.com]

*cackles evilly*

[burntcopper.livejournal.com]

Porn. Crack. On-screen slash and writers who believe in reading fanfic to get their scripts. Mwhwhahahahahahaha.

:snicker: read the harlequin section yet?

[askmehow.livejournal.com]

Heh. It's like the fandom vortex: sucks you right in.

[oxoniensis.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! This is the second of these posts to show up on my flist today!

I shall have to write you SGA fic for your birthday!

[veradeath.livejournal.com]

Back, evil SG:A!!!!!!!!!!
*fends off with holy water, cross and a big stick*
A show strictly for pornrific, crack goodness was why there was Kitchen Confidential. I've watched/read SG:A and I'm not a fan. See? Hackthis, you too can fight the pull. Besides, we already have a Draco. Several, in fact.

[onelittlesleep.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear. It's like the black hole fandom. Everyone's disappeared into it, and I'm afraid if I turn my back, it'll get me too.

Be strong, soldier. Bamber will be back soon. omg, yes.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Why am I watching Stargate: Atlantis? Oh, Lords of Kobol save me, please?! Damn you, [info]rageprufrock for writing such compelling stripper fic! [info]seperis, you shall pay for writing assasin-fic! Why can't people write that stuff in fandoms I'm already in?

would pointing and laughing be crude? *g*

[issaro.livejournal.com]

Stop right there! I don't want to hear it young lady! There will be some nonSGA fen left in this world or so help me... Step away from the SGA stories right now!

[seperis.livejournal.com]

*beams*

This--this is beautiful. It's like watching dominos just *fall*. Fall fall fall.

Fall.

I have *recs*. Lots and lots and piles because this fandom has *so many omg incredible writers* and do you need episodes because we can *do that*.

We can *so do that*.

*glowing*