hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2005-11-17 10:42 am

A friend is need... is just a friend in need.

I don't tend to be into memes and quizzes, but this just made me smile. *Courtesy of [livejournal.com profile] serialkarma



More importantly though, I seem a bit stalled on my Jake & His Big Gay Uncles opus, so, what I really need is gratuitous naked bits Jake spam. Lots and lots of Jake spam. Jake and Heath, Jake and Pete and Maggie. Jake and Boo and Atticus. Jake picking his nose.* Quotes, photos, more photos, anything you can think of that might inspire me to something bring it on. Plus, by donating to the cause, you help lots of other people drool over the pretty who might need a pick me up for inspiration. Yes.

*Note: I got carried away. Keep the nose-picking photos to yourself, and instead gimme some Brad and George porn. Err, photos. Yeah, photos!


ETA: Happiest of Birthdays to [livejournal.com profile] lapetite_kiki and [livejournal.com profile] thefourthvine!!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2005-11-17 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe it's the hair. I totally have a thing for his hair, it's so lush and shiny and I want to pet it. Him. Both.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2005-11-17 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I love that you play the martyr card and Kassie's the hardcore one.

She is my enforcer and my barrier keeper all in one. As long as she's pissy I don't have to be, because bad things happen I get angry.

[identity profile] resmin.livejournal.com 2005-11-17 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you tear off your shirt and turn green?

As for the hair, I agree. It's the bit more than peach fuzz but not quite metrosexual gel look. The part where he always looks like he knows a dirty secret is nice too.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2005-11-17 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
*dies* That'll have to go in the story at some point, oh yis.

[identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com 2005-11-17 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
when he smiles like that, though, he looks like of like Freddie Prinz Jr. N'est pas?

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2005-11-17 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
soul_cake_duck: (the french - mirareeves)

[personal profile] soul_cake_duck 2005-11-17 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Hot.
Jake

[identity profile] unholyglee.livejournal.com 2005-11-17 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I know this isn't direct dealing, but Jen was voted GQ's Man of the Year (http://www.wtsp.com/weird/weird_article.aspx?storyid=21240). Please tell me George has something subtly bitchy to say about this. Please?

[identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com 2005-11-17 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Now, Brad, the fun in being a pervert is embracing that and saying "how can I sink lower?" and then enjoying the fall.

Besides, you don't think he's hot anyway. Remember? His eyebrows are funny.

He has the same smile as FPj. FPj is pretty amusing, really. Why hate? The world is love, Brad.

[identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com 2005-11-17 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
It defeats the point of having a beard when she's reconized as the man in the relationship by the national press.

Another OT

[identity profile] unholyglee.livejournal.com 2005-11-17 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Heidi Fleiss is opening an all-male (http://www.wtsp.com/weird/weird_article.aspx?storyid=21338) brothel in Vegas. However, she is not specializing in the gay (or is smart enough to not advertise it) and this should be rectified in fiction. After all, George's mantrade has to go somewhere once his Mama gets fed up with it, right?

[identity profile] unholyglee.livejournal.com 2005-11-17 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, SNAP! He didn't just go there, did he?

[identity profile] lennongirl.livejournal.com 2005-11-17 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
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Purrfect.

[identity profile] khalanasa.livejournal.com 2005-11-17 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Blurby thing found in paper on morning commute- immediately mind went back to slashy places.

re: publicity on Brokeback Mountain.

Jake Gyllenhaal says he won't deny the possibility of his ever being attracted to another man. "You know, it's flattering where there's a rumor that says I'm bisexual. It means I can play more kinds of roles. I'm open to whatever people want to call me," he tells the December issue of Details magazine. "I've never really been attracted to men sexually, but I don't think I would be afraid of it if it happened."

[identity profile] chicklet-girl.livejournal.com 2005-11-18 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
I have no pics, but I do have the gobsmacking info that GEORGE IS ON THE COVER OF THE NEW ADVOCATE MAGAZINE AND THERE ALSO IS AN ARTICLE ABOUT BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN AND A SIDEBAR WITH HEATH LEDGER.

I can't scan them, but I can transcribe them if quotes would be at all inspirational. I am a very fast typist. *g*

Re: i'm all for helping a good cause.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2005-11-18 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
For the cause, of course. You are so giving.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2005-11-18 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
I hope you have/had a lovely day!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2005-11-18 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Yurrrr.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2005-11-18 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
I get all my best material from my girl.

[identity profile] dopplegl.livejournal.com 2005-11-18 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
I was just going to post that!

He is so gay. He needs just admit it.

[identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com 2005-11-18 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
I was typing something sappy along the lines of ditto, but then I decided to be flip and not expose my undies in public.

so: yes, if not directly then anecdotally.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2005-11-18 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Please, you are always flashing people randomly. Or is that me? Whatever. They like it, it keeps them from thinking we're Cylons.

[identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com 2005-11-18 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
I know you a Cylon, why you frontin'?

[identity profile] unholyglee.livejournal.com 2005-11-18 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if it got that response, I'm glad it helped some.

[identity profile] green-queen.livejournal.com 2005-11-18 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Here's some I've posted recently:
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If that's not enough for you, I have a 112-picture spam here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/green_queen/331304.html#cutid1).

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