A friend is need... is just a friend in need.

[hackthis_archive]

I don't tend to be into memes and quizzes, but this just made me smile. *Courtesy of serialkarma



More importantly though, I seem a bit stalled on my Jake & His Big Gay Uncles opus, so, what I really need is gratuitous naked bits Jake spam. Lots and lots of Jake spam. Jake and Heath, Jake and Pete and Maggie. Jake and Boo and Atticus. Jake picking his nose.* Quotes, photos, more photos, anything you can think of that might inspire me to something bring it on. Plus, by donating to the cause, you help lots of other people drool over the pretty who might need a pick me up for inspiration. Yes.

*Note: I got carried away. Keep the nose-picking photos to yourself, and instead gimme some Brad and George porn. Err, photos. Yeah, photos!


ETA: Happiest of Birthdays to lapetite_kiki and thefourthvine!!

Comments

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

I don't tend to be into memes and quizzes, but this just made me smile.

Glitter is just smiley sort of thing!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

:D

[mellafe.livejournal.com]

OHHHHHHHHHHHH, SHINY!!!!!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I know!!

i'm all for helping a good cause.

[vylit.livejournal.com]

I think I'm hypnotized by the arms.



Not to mention the boy's pretty face.

Re: i'm all for helping a good cause.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

For the cause, of course. You are so giving.

[dopplegl.livejournal.com]

Loads of pictures here.

Let's start by asking who the fuck this guy is


Then a lovely picture of Jake and Atticus



One of him being all together cute



Now let's move onto the ones where he looks like he hooks



And where he hooks as a corpse...or goth



And the picture where it clearly shows he likes getting his nipples tweaked

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

who's the other guy in the top photo? that's not his boyfriend...is Toothy stepping out on Austin?

NO, JAKE, NO! That guys dresses like crap.

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

don't worry, that top guy must be one of his school friends. his boyfriend is way cuter

[antheia.livejournal.com]

George (http://img310.imageshack.us/my.php?image=esq86yt.jpg), again, George (http://img299.imageshack.us/my.php?image=clooneylive844oj.jpg). And, oh yes, George (http://img80.imageshack.us/my.php?image=773d0bb00vt.jpg).

Brad: once (http://img296.imageshack.us/my.php?image=59db.jpg), twice (http://img296.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lookalikejdean147hu.jpg), third time's a charm (http://img133.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bws022c0sz.jpg).

And, some (http://img149.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jake052bi.jpg) Jake (http://img149.imageshack.us/my.php?image=2e8a66f24cd.jpg) for you, too.

[antheia.livejournal.com]

(all from hires_hunks)

[septembergurl.livejournal.com]

[julissak01.livejournal.com]

Ok. Dude. I can so provide you the Jake/Heath pic spam if you go over here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/julissak01/54759.html#cutid1). It's crazy the way Jake is such a woobie in some of the pics. *nudges*

[dopplegl.livejournal.com]

Can we just take a minute to look at how Jake is just staring at Heath in pretty much EVERY picture. Can we? 'Cause he is.

[veradeath.livejournal.com]

I remeber this same discussion starting somewhere else about how Mr. Obvious he is.And my two cents: Yes, he is so staring at his boyfr...., er, Heath.

[lapetite-kiki.livejournal.com]

Hee! Thank you for the birthday wishes! :-)

Niiiiice pictures spam in your comment!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I hope you have/had a lovely day!

[resmin.livejournal.com]

It hurts me when you go to other people for the goods. Have I not been good to you? Do I not bring the hottest freshest randomest shit around? Why I'm half tempted to not even share these new Jake Details pics.

*sniffs*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

What. WHAT? You're never even around anymore! You get married and suddenly we're all just chopped liver!

[soul_cake_duck]

Hot.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Yurrrr.

[unholyglee.livejournal.com]

I know this isn't direct dealing, but Jen was voted GQ's Man of the Year (http://www.wtsp.com/weird/weird_article.aspx?storyid=21240). Please tell me George has something subtly bitchy to say about this. Please?

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

It defeats the point of having a beard when she's reconized as the man in the relationship by the national press.

Another OT

[unholyglee.livejournal.com]

Heidi Fleiss is opening an all-male (http://www.wtsp.com/weird/weird_article.aspx?storyid=21338) brothel in Vegas. However, she is not specializing in the gay (or is smart enough to not advertise it) and this should be rectified in fiction. After all, George's mantrade has to go somewhere once his Mama gets fed up with it, right?

[lennongirl.livejournal.com]

(http://www.glittergraphics.us) (http://www.glittergraphics.us) (http://www.glittergraphics.us) (http://www.glittergraphics.us) (http://www.glittergraphics.us) (http://www.glittergraphics.us) (http://www.glittergraphics.us) (http://www.glittergraphics.us) (http://www.glittergraphics.us) (http://www.glittergraphics.us)

Purrfect.

[khalanasa.livejournal.com]

Blurby thing found in paper on morning commute- immediately mind went back to slashy places.

re: publicity on Brokeback Mountain.

Jake Gyllenhaal says he won't deny the possibility of his ever being attracted to another man. "You know, it's flattering where there's a rumor that says I'm bisexual. It means I can play more kinds of roles. I'm open to whatever people want to call me," he tells the December issue of Details magazine. "I've never really been attracted to men sexually, but I don't think I would be afraid of it if it happened."

[dopplegl.livejournal.com]

I was just going to post that!

He is so gay. He needs just admit it.

[chicklet-girl.livejournal.com]

I have no pics, but I do have the gobsmacking info that GEORGE IS ON THE COVER OF THE NEW ADVOCATE MAGAZINE AND THERE ALSO IS AN ARTICLE ABOUT BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN AND A SIDEBAR WITH HEATH LEDGER.

I can't scan them, but I can transcribe them if quotes would be at all inspirational. I am a very fast typist. *g*

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

Here's some I've posted recently:











If that's not enough for you, I have a 112-picture spam here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/green_queen/331304.html#cutid1).

[thefourthvine.livejournal.com]

Alas, I have no Jake or George 'n' Brad photos to share with you. But thank you for the birthday wishes. (And don't worry. Jake will get naked for you real soon, if there's any justice in this universe.)