Pic spam.

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It occured to me that I'm pretty much spamming today. But, who cares when I bring you pretty things like Jake? You know, sometimes I think I don't find Jake hot, because he reminds me of too many guys I know, and then I see photographs like this and I think, OMGWTFDAMN!!

It does't help that he says things like this about Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind--"[it's] about being able to love and how actually hard it is to really do that. It may be easy for other people but it's hard for me: I cried like a ****ing baby."

Sometimes I pretend that I'm above the whole, "Ohhh, Crotch shot!" thing. But that's a lie.

Jake. With a horse. This is what girls dream of. Well, girls dream of the horse and the women dream of Jake.

I have no idea who this lucky bitch is, but is he smelling her? Who cares!

*Gacked from Justjared.com From the December American Vogue.

Comments

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

I love the smelling. I might have a thing for the smelling. Hell, I even liked Meredith and McDreamy with the smelling in the elevator.

It's a thing.

[avid-slacker.livejournal.com]

For a long time I didn't get the Jake love, but boy has he grown into the hotness.

I'm really annmoyed they didn't let him keep the scruff for Brokeback, I mean it's a movie about men who hang out in the wilderness. When the men in my family go up into the mountains for a couple of weeks they come back lookin like Grizzly Adams, but Jake is completely clean shaven. It's unfair.

[plumtastic.livejournal.com]

Pony!

You know, sometimes I think I don't find Jake hot, because he reminds me of too many guys I know

I can understand. I figured out that I found Jake hot because he looks like the perfect normal, slightly dorky guy that I knew in high school. He's comforting, like a blankie but hot enough that he's an electric blankie.

[bozaloshtsh.livejournal.com]

Is there some sekrit line/application/club that gets you sniffed by one Mr. J Gyllenhaal? Because that's fucking hot right there.

Oh, and cute pony.

[torchthisnow.livejournal.com]

See, normally my fantasies about movie stars extend to just wanting to fool around with them.

Gyllenhaal? Yeah, he's the one I want to MARRY. I met him once last fall when he was doing the Oprah voting thing, told him I liked the button he was wearing, and he took it off of his shirt and fastened it onto mine. I almost keeled over.

[zoniduck.livejournal.com]

I don't know who she is either, but she's clearly a Slytherin.

[laetitia-g.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I pretend that I'm above the whole, "Ohhh, Crotch shot!" thing


First step is to admit you have a problem... :)

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

The first thing I thought about seeing the last pic was "Why is Jake kissing Pansy Parkinson?"

[mijmeraar.livejournal.com]

It's alright, I promise I'm not infiltrating your LJ with 'oh noes Jake is smelling any other woman but me, what a dirty ho!' but ... she is really skinny. I could be out of the loop where modelling is concerned but ... there is nothing of her. Her arms ...

She would want to smell good. Just saying.

Thanks for the picspam ;)