Pic spam.

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It occured to me that I'm pretty much spamming today. But, who cares when I bring you pretty things like Jake? You know, sometimes I think I don't find Jake hot, because he reminds me of too many guys I know, and then I see photographs like this and I think, OMGWTFDAMN!!

It does't help that he says things like this about Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind--"[it's] about being able to love and how actually hard it is to really do that. It may be easy for other people but it's hard for me: I cried like a ****ing baby."

Sometimes I pretend that I'm above the whole, "Ohhh, Crotch shot!" thing. But that's a lie.

Jake. With a horse. This is what girls dream of. Well, girls dream of the horse and the women dream of Jake.

I have no idea who this lucky bitch is, but is he smelling her? Who cares!

*Gacked from Justjared.com From the December American Vogue.

Comments

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

I love the smelling. I might have a thing for the smelling. Hell, I even liked Meredith and McDreamy with the smelling in the elevator.

It's a thing.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

The smelling is hot. He could smell me if he wanted.

[avid-slacker.livejournal.com]

For a long time I didn't get the Jake love, but boy has he grown into the hotness.

I'm really annmoyed they didn't let him keep the scruff for Brokeback, I mean it's a movie about men who hang out in the wilderness. When the men in my family go up into the mountains for a couple of weeks they come back lookin like Grizzly Adams, but Jake is completely clean shaven. It's unfair.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

For a long time I didn't get the Jake love, but boy has he grown into the hotness.


It's a weird Catch-22 for me, because I don't think he's hot, but I think he can look hot. He reminds me of countless boys I know who I'd never date, and I wouldn't date him either, but I find him endearing. Weird.

[plumtastic.livejournal.com]

Pony!

You know, sometimes I think I don't find Jake hot, because he reminds me of too many guys I know

I can understand. I figured out that I found Jake hot because he looks like the perfect normal, slightly dorky guy that I knew in high school. He's comforting, like a blankie but hot enough that he's an electric blankie.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Jake Gyllenhaal, The Electric Blankie.

You get the gold star for the day, no doubt.

[bozaloshtsh.livejournal.com]

Is there some sekrit line/application/club that gets you sniffed by one Mr. J Gyllenhaal? Because that's fucking hot right there.

Oh, and cute pony.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*dies*

[torchthisnow.livejournal.com]

See, normally my fantasies about movie stars extend to just wanting to fool around with them.

Gyllenhaal? Yeah, he's the one I want to MARRY. I met him once last fall when he was doing the Oprah voting thing, told him I liked the button he was wearing, and he took it off of his shirt and fastened it onto mine. I almost keeled over.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*cracks up*

I have zero fantasies about movie stars, I think I know too much.

[torchthisnow.livejournal.com]

See, I do know waaaay too much. Every time I go home and someone asks me about whoever, I'm always like, "He's gay," or "He's an asshole," or "He's an alcoholic druggie," or - actually, it's always one of those three.

So the fooling around fantasy pretty much begins with me saying, "No, no, really, don't speak."

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

So the fooling around fantasy pretty much begins with me saying, "No, no, really, don't speak."

Amen, sister.

[zoniduck.livejournal.com]

I don't know who she is either, but she's clearly a Slytherin.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Well, duh. She put the Confundius charm on him, obviously. Smart bitch, I wish I'd thought of it first.

[laetitia-g.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I pretend that I'm above the whole, "Ohhh, Crotch shot!" thing


First step is to admit you have a problem... :)

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*dies*

Also, sweetie, I got your lovely birthday card, thank you soooooo much. *hugs*

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

The first thing I thought about seeing the last pic was "Why is Jake kissing Pansy Parkinson?"

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

LOL. I was telling zoniduck must've been the Confundius Charm on Jake -- she beat me to it!

[mijmeraar.livejournal.com]

It's alright, I promise I'm not infiltrating your LJ with 'oh noes Jake is smelling any other woman but me, what a dirty ho!' but ... she is really skinny. I could be out of the loop where modelling is concerned but ... there is nothing of her. Her arms ...

She would want to smell good. Just saying.

Thanks for the picspam ;)