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hackthis_archive) wrote2005-12-16 12:02 pm
hackthis_archive) wrote2005-12-16 12:02 pm
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Dear Retailers:
Why the fuck is everything OUT OF STOCK? How do you call yourselves retailers if you've not got anything to sell?! When I am queen I'm just going to use my death ray and blowup all of your establishments, especially you Dooney & Bourke! Who does their holiday shopping in advance? I mean seriously? Who knows what the fuck to get people in September?
Be on alert,
me
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Dear family,
On my behalf,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
issaro drafted this letter:
Dear Family-
I tried to buy you the perfect gift but it was out of stock/unavailable. So I tried to buy you the second bestest gift but it was sold out. So I tried to get you any old thing but there was none to be had. A conspiracy of this magnitude could only be orchestrated by The Man - by which I mean Santa. And who am I to go against the wishes of the Man?
Here's your piece of coal.
Merry XMas!
me
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Dear flist,
I was going to post music for you today, but I am too busy having a fit to do so. Please accept this raincheck. Also, should anyone be able to produce the Gary Lightbody/ Thom Yorke/ Damon Alban Make Trade Fair adverts my day would improve greatly.
Regards,
me
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Dear THE MAN:
Damn you.
Save the empire,
me
Why the fuck is everything OUT OF STOCK? How do you call yourselves retailers if you've not got anything to sell?! When I am queen I'm just going to use my death ray and blowup all of your establishments, especially you Dooney & Bourke! Who does their holiday shopping in advance? I mean seriously? Who knows what the fuck to get people in September?
Be on alert,
me
--
Dear family,
On my behalf,
issaro drafted this letter:Dear Family-
I tried to buy you the perfect gift but it was out of stock/unavailable. So I tried to buy you the second bestest gift but it was sold out. So I tried to get you any old thing but there was none to be had. A conspiracy of this magnitude could only be orchestrated by The Man - by which I mean Santa. And who am I to go against the wishes of the Man?
Here's your piece of coal.
Merry XMas!
me
---
Dear flist,
I was going to post music for you today, but I am too busy having a fit to do so. Please accept this raincheck. Also, should anyone be able to produce the Gary Lightbody/ Thom Yorke/ Damon Alban Make Trade Fair adverts my day would improve greatly.
Regards,
me
---
Dear THE MAN:
Damn you.
Save the empire,
me
Um....have a random Cillian Murphy picture ?
Re: Um....have a random Cillian Murphy picture ?
Re: Um....have a random Cillian Murphy picture ?
You have to wade through some America's Next Top Model garbage and a few scary Kelly Osbourne pics, but there is that one and several more at the bottom of the post. I don't know when or where they are from, though.
Re: Um....have a random Cillian Murphy picture ?