hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2005-12-26 05:15 pm

It's Boxing Day, bitches!

I know everyone else thinks they got the best [livejournal.com profile] yuletide story, but you're all WRONG! Why? Because my yuletide Santa type-person wrote me crack-fic.

...

Yeah, that's what I said.

Nip/Tuck crack-fic. With a crossover. Or three. Ray. Fraser. The Dark Lord! How the Ghosts Stole Christmas

"Okay." Julia parked her hands on her hips. "I'm sure you've all been having a very interesting day, and I'd love to hear about how the Inuit defeated Voldemort, but I have Joan Rivers coming in this morning, so." She made a motherly sort of shooing motion at them all. "If you don't mind."


Also, happy Boxing Day and shizz.

[identity profile] cadi-b.livejournal.com 2005-12-26 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I never read that one because I don't watch Nip/Tuck. Really, all I know about the show is that Julian is most likely half-naked a majority of the time. Which should be reason enough but, umm, isn't. *sigh*

(just finished reading)

That is beyond crack. Fucking nuts, dude.

[identity profile] lovekeller.livejournal.com 2005-12-26 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I should have known that piece of crack was written for you or by you. I read it, immediately had to go and tell my sister all about it. I cannot believe I missed that it was written for you - that would have been the biggest warning of all ;-)

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2006-01-04 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL. It's all about the crack!

[identity profile] doxxed-up.livejournal.com 2005-12-27 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
XD
*disolves*
THAT is crack. THAT is great. THAT had me giggling uncontrollably during the entire reading :D
Happy Belated Christmas, love ♥

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2006-01-04 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Happy Belated New Year!

[identity profile] very-improbable.livejournal.com 2006-01-03 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
I just wanted to say thank you for the feedback, and I'm so pleased that the story worked for you. I didn't have a whole lot of time to work on it, so I concentrated on making it as cracktastic as I could, and am very glad that it met that criterion. Happy new year!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2006-01-04 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you so much, I appreciate your effort immensely :)

[identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com 2006-01-03 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
did you see my new icon?

and did you know that Colossus was gay in the ultimate xbooks? I bet you did and even told me so.

Don't do drugs, kids!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2006-01-04 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Your icon is why I spent so much time in gaol. Gotta get that quality time where you can. How can one be down? I will write that for that icon.

[identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com 2006-01-04 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
you're going to write a fic about my icon? lol

COURT ROOM DRAMA! L&OHP mash up!