hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2006-02-01 09:40 am

For all your morning link needs.

a) OMG look at my hotass icon from [livejournal.com profile] zoetrope!

b) For all your McDreamy needs. *gacked from [livejournal.com profile] amberlynne

c) Thandie Newton and Rachel McAdams in a film with Daniel Craig. I have died and gone to pretty people heaven. ROCK!

d) There's no crush like a friendship crush. *From [livejournal.com profile] ethrosdemon

e) I wrote Ari & George last night. I know you all love Ari & George. Going to the Chapel (of Hollywood Love)

f) [livejournal.com profile] ravurian is on the Sheppard (John, SGA) & Shepherd (Derek, GA) & Shephard (Jack, Lost) family train too. I'm waiting for the story that goes with this. I know someone out there has already addressed this. Don't lie, give up the goods. I can just hear the long distance calls now.

[pre-series]

Operator: Call for Sheppard
John: Sheppard here.
Derek: Shepherd here, too.
John: That never gets old does it?
Derek: Never.
John: So, how're things with Addison?
Derek: Not so good. She cheated. I left her.
John: Huh. I knew she was too hot for you.
Derek: Shut up. At least I wasn't exiled to land of the penguins.
John: Oooh, sssssss. Burn.
Derek: You talked to Jack lately?
John: Yeah, he said he had to go to Australia, because Aunt Janet was guilting him about his dad.
Derek: We should get together when he gets back.
John: Yeah, we should totally do that. Oh, wait, I gotta go. I've gotta fly someone somewhere.
Derek: You're really great with the confidential thing you know.
John: Why don't you go cut someone open or something?
Derek: Oooh, ssssssss. Burn.
*laughter*
Derek: Be safe
John: I'm always safe.
Derek: Riiiight.

[identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com 2006-02-02 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
I debated writing this crossover, but I think it'd make me cry.

Because then Rodney and the Nazi would have to like... get along and freak out the interns. They'd bond over coffee and cackle as the successfully manage to get each of them in turn to jump in the air. Not to mention the actual attendings.

And John would be very confused because he would have thought she'd have killed Rodney. "It's like you made a pact with the devil or something."

And and, you KNOW they'd be there for something spooky or something and George would totally be suspicious. And Rodney would keep pinching John every time Dr. Grey (my god why can I *not* remember her first name?) starts drifting towards the other sheppard.

Actually my original plot point was thet John needed bone marrow or a kidney (or something silly and unique to blood that you'd only need in the gate'verse) and for some reason the ancient tech can't help. I don't beleive they've discovered how to regrow organs and stuff yet anyway.

And Rodney would just be there glowering and look at Dr. Sheppard and go "Huh, so he *doesn't* do that thing to his hair on purpose."

*stops self*

Am. Not. Writing. It.

[identity profile] wyoluvr.livejournal.com 2006-02-02 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
hi, you don't know me from george, but i'd like to encourage you in any way possible. really. the idea of that crossover makes the world a happier place.

[identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com 2006-02-02 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
No more cracked headed crossovers! Esp not with a fandom that while I watch religiously I cannot for the life of me remember most of their names.

Grar.
drunkoffthestars: (taste the rainbow by cherry)

[personal profile] drunkoffthestars 2006-02-02 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
And Rodney would just be there glowering and look at Dr. Sheppard and go "Huh, so he *doesn't* do that thing to his hair on purpose."

heeeeeeeeeeee!

Also, if you need an evil voice telling you to do it? I totally volunteer!

[identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com 2006-02-02 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
No! I have *enough* evil voices!
ravurian: (not quidditch (Not All Who Wander))

[personal profile] ravurian 2006-02-02 09:54 am (UTC)(link)

Well, if you should decide to write it, I'm sure I could make you a cover or some such...

[identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com 2006-02-02 10:00 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, now you're just not being *fair*.

I have many other bunnies that want to be written. Come on. Hooker!Rodney calls to you, admit it.
ravurian: (rodney is a squib (Not All Who Wander))

[personal profile] ravurian 2006-02-02 10:09 am (UTC)(link)

Whoa! How does that work?

Rodney: You want to pay me in cash? What kind of moron are you? I need a particle accelerator for this really cool--- wait, where are you-- wait! You'll never sleep with me again you hack!

[identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com 2006-02-02 10:26 am (UTC)(link)
Without giving too much away in case I *do* write it...

Basically it's nearing the end of the semester, grant money is running a little low and Rodney really doesn't want to fix those big texas instrument calculators (I'd have to honestly look up what's right for the time frame) on his off time.

And he figures, hey sex, sex would be really awsome. Somewhere in there he figures out another student is doing it and at least found a high class sort of pimp. Or he decideds to branch out on his own. Something like that.

Anyway, he gives it a shot, but decides it's not for him, because the sex? Kinda hollow, because really, in that situation, it's not about him. Even in the high class. He enjoys if for a bit but it gets dull so he gets out of the biz. But his last client is this tall, lanky guy with funny hair. And he's so shy it's strange because usually the clients are all "Me so horney, bend over now" even the ones with romantic trappings. But this guy, who said "Call me John" like that's not a horrible cliche and like Rodney really *buys* that's his real name, is there not because he's horney, but because he's confused.

And I'll stop there and let you contemplate.