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[hackthis_archive]

a) OMG look at my hotass icon from zoetrope!

b) For all your McDreamy needs. *gacked from amberlynne

c) Thandie Newton and Rachel McAdams in a film with Daniel Craig. I have died and gone to pretty people heaven. ROCK!

d) There's no crush like a friendship crush. *From ethrosdemon

e) I wrote Ari & George last night. I know you all love Ari & George. Going to the Chapel (of Hollywood Love)

f) ravurian is on the Sheppard (John, SGA) & Shepherd (Derek, GA) & Shephard (Jack, Lost) family train too. I'm waiting for the story that goes with this. I know someone out there has already addressed this. Don't lie, give up the goods. I can just hear the long distance calls now.

[pre-series]

Operator: Call for Sheppard
John: Sheppard here.
Derek: Shepherd here, too.
John: That never gets old does it?
Derek: Never.
John: So, how're things with Addison?
Derek: Not so good. She cheated. I left her.
John: Huh. I knew she was too hot for you.
Derek: Shut up. At least I wasn't exiled to land of the penguins.
John: Oooh, sssssss. Burn.
Derek: You talked to Jack lately?
John: Yeah, he said he had to go to Australia, because Aunt Janet was guilting him about his dad.
Derek: We should get together when he gets back.
John: Yeah, we should totally do that. Oh, wait, I gotta go. I've gotta fly someone somewhere.
Derek: You're really great with the confidential thing you know.
John: Why don't you go cut someone open or something?
Derek: Oooh, ssssssss. Burn.
*laughter*
Derek: Be safe
John: I'm always safe.
Derek: Riiiight.

Comments

[resmin.livejournal.com]

LJ needs an office bulletin board where we can post the friendship crush strip for all to see.

Also, I have no idea who Derek Shepard is but I feel really bad for him. Both brothers just *poof*.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Also, I have no idea who Derek Shepard is but I feel really bad for him.

You don't watch Grey's Anatomy? You don't know about McDreamy? Yuo don't know about George?! *silence*

[resmin.livejournal.com]

George wouldn't happen to be Curious would he?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

George is George!

*And yes, he has been known to be curious from time to time, but mostly he's George. He's totally related to Galen Tyrol and Neville Longbottom.

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

I've heard that Rose Byrne was in the running for the female lead for Bond. Thandie Newton is the only name that's on all the lists, though.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*shudders* I hope not. She makes drying paint look interesting. Thandie would rock the free world. *crushes* Why do I have no Mama Zabini icons? What fresh hell is this?!

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

Thandie is divinely beautiful.

*cough*

May I suggest Naomie Harris (http://www.canmag.com/images/front/pirates/harris.jpg) as Aunt Zabini?

[antheia.livejournal.com]

...dude. You made Diet Coke come outta my nose.

Damn, that smarts.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

It burns! It burns!

[romancandles.livejournal.com]

I thought that said Ryan Adams the first time I saw it and my heart kind of stopped.

Rachel McAdams couldn't play the evil bond girl, could she? But Thandie Newton would be totally hot.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

No, I think she's going to be the good bond girl and Thandie will be Evol Bond Girl of Hotness. This is all good to me.

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

i'm begining to think that it's your mission in life to Spread Awesomeness, because seriously, this is a post full of it. XD

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

That's a rocking mission you know. I would totally accept.

[amireal.livejournal.com]

I debated writing this crossover, but I think it'd make me cry.

Because then Rodney and the Nazi would have to like... get along and freak out the interns. They'd bond over coffee and cackle as the successfully manage to get each of them in turn to jump in the air. Not to mention the actual attendings.

And John would be very confused because he would have thought she'd have killed Rodney. "It's like you made a pact with the devil or something."

And and, you KNOW they'd be there for something spooky or something and George would totally be suspicious. And Rodney would keep pinching John every time Dr. Grey (my god why can I *not* remember her first name?) starts drifting towards the other sheppard.

Actually my original plot point was thet John needed bone marrow or a kidney (or something silly and unique to blood that you'd only need in the gate'verse) and for some reason the ancient tech can't help. I don't beleive they've discovered how to regrow organs and stuff yet anyway.

And Rodney would just be there glowering and look at Dr. Sheppard and go "Huh, so he *doesn't* do that thing to his hair on purpose."

*stops self*

Am. Not. Writing. It.

[wyoluvr.livejournal.com]

hi, you don't know me from george, but i'd like to encourage you in any way possible. really. the idea of that crossover makes the world a happier place.

[amireal.livejournal.com]

No more cracked headed crossovers! Esp not with a fandom that while I watch religiously I cannot for the life of me remember most of their names.

Grar.

[drunkoffthestars]

And Rodney would just be there glowering and look at Dr. Sheppard and go "Huh, so he *doesn't* do that thing to his hair on purpose."

heeeeeeeeeeee!

Also, if you need an evil voice telling you to do it? I totally volunteer!

[amireal.livejournal.com]

No! I have *enough* evil voices!

[ravurian]

Well, if you should decide to write it, I'm sure I could make you a cover or some such...

[amireal.livejournal.com]

Okay, now you're just not being *fair*.

I have many other bunnies that want to be written. Come on. Hooker!Rodney calls to you, admit it.

[ravurian]

Whoa! How does that work?

Rodney: You want to pay me in cash? What kind of moron are you? I need a particle accelerator for this really cool--- wait, where are you-- wait! You'll never sleep with me again you hack!

[amireal.livejournal.com]

Without giving too much away in case I *do* write it...

Basically it's nearing the end of the semester, grant money is running a little low and Rodney really doesn't want to fix those big texas instrument calculators (I'd have to honestly look up what's right for the time frame) on his off time.

And he figures, hey sex, sex would be really awsome. Somewhere in there he figures out another student is doing it and at least found a high class sort of pimp. Or he decideds to branch out on his own. Something like that.

Anyway, he gives it a shot, but decides it's not for him, because the sex? Kinda hollow, because really, in that situation, it's not about him. Even in the high class. He enjoys if for a bit but it gets dull so he gets out of the biz. But his last client is this tall, lanky guy with funny hair. And he's so shy it's strange because usually the clients are all "Me so horney, bend over now" even the ones with romantic trappings. But this guy, who said "Call me John" like that's not a horrible cliche and like Rodney really *buys* that's his real name, is there not because he's horney, but because he's confused.

And I'll stop there and let you contemplate.

[wyoluvr.livejournal.com]

wow. i want that story now. sick and twisted and wrong, ah three of my favorite things.

[ravurian]

That works for me. I can die happy.

Also: I love George. He totally rocked that last episode. You were nearly fired for not telling me about GA sooner, but I forgive you because the eps were so easy to find and OMG so worth watching.

You're so the fannish enabler. You rock.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Um, how long have I been talking abotu GA? Oh, since LAST APRIL! Don't even talk to me, or I might have a conniption.

[ravurian]

So, wait, what you're saying is that I was Georgeless voluntarily? OMG! Aargh! It was all my own fault! Aargh! <iz ded>

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*points towards GA stories in memories*

*Can easily go back and point out at least ten entries from last year in which the crux is OMG GA = LURVE!!! Why isn't everyone watching this? You're all stupid/crazy/blind/deprived. Desperate Housewives suxxors! This is the shit!*

*crosses arms*

[ravurian]

*loosens collar*

Erm. Right ho, Captain. And. Er. Um. Er. Fic's in the memories, you say? I'll, er, just go and abase myself and have a quiet read. Er. As you were.

Erm.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Yes, you just do that.