I used to be such a nice person.

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K pointed out that there's an anonymous meme going around where you can tell writers what you *really* think of their writing, which you know, hey, go ahead. Personally, I'm always getting abused anyway whether it's anonymous, or in sekrit (which really not sekrit at all), or to my face, so if you're feeling that need, knock yourself out. I didn't actually think anyone needed a *day* or some shit, but hey, I'll even start.

[Name here] is not a very good writer. Actually, she fucking sucks. Same stories, same characters, same characterization. I mean, damn, what happened to all the mass murder? Can you just get a new story or something? Also, you are so not all that. I don't know why people like your stories. Are you famous for sucking someone's cock or something? I could totally do better. And I spell better than you too. And, I make less typos. So there. Also, where the fuck is my chai latte? You are fucking fired.
-Ari

ETA: I adore you all madly for rushing to my aid, but I think what I just don't get about this exercise is the simple idea of if you don't like something, why the fuck are you reading it? Is someone holding a gun to your head and forcing you to? I highly doubt that, so why go around being needlessly rude and cruel? That's just fucked up.

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Sometime, you and I should to sit around on AIM and we can do our "greatest hits (no, seriously, greatest desires to put out a hit)" together or something. I just think it might be equal parts informative and hilarious. You know. Or something. I'll even learn how to spell your name correctly!

PS, Jeremy Piven wins at life.

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If only IM didn't make me break out in hives, but yes, I think if your people met my people, we'd both be like, "Oh, no they di'nt!"

Ari is my god. He helps keep me sane. Are you watching Entourage, you should?

[rageprufrock.livejournal.com]

Dude, I'd totally be watching Entourage if I had access to it. I'm trying to find somebody with a Netflix account to hook me up with the first season, if only because I (a) love Jeremy Piven unnaturally and still secretly want to write like, an epic Cupid fic and (b) love Adrian Greniere unnaturally ever since I saw him and that girl who was in Sabrina in that horrible teen flick for which Britney Spears provided the theme song. I bet I still have it on tape somewhere.

Man, sucks about the AIM hives, or whatevs. But then again--it's probably for the best that you're not subjected to the hissing vitriol I sometimes suffer. There is, I think, at least for me, a tipping point, and once you go over that waterfall you never really crawl back.

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Hissing vitrol. Are you shitting me? Tell me you are shitting me. WTF, people! The Pru jealousy, it's rampant because you really are that good. No, really, I read your stories and think, DAMN HER SHE'S SO GOOD! ;) Fuck them, and also, my Entourage DVDs are currently touring the US or I'd send you mine, but, if you check out the coms available, I'm pretty positive that they are available for sharing -- and then you too will join the Ari love, because Ari really is love. This is why he is the star of all my RPS :)

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Dude, I'd totally be watching Entourage if I had access to it. I'm trying to find somebody with a Netflix account to hook me up with the first season, if only because I (a) love Jeremy Piven unnaturally and still secretly want to write like, an epic Cupid fic and (b) love Adrian Greniere unnaturally ever since I saw him and that girl who was in Sabrina in that horrible teen flick for which Britney Spears provided the theme song. I bet I still have it on tape somewhere.

Ask and Ye shall receive, yo (http://hackthis.livejournal.com/371277.html).