I used to be such a nice person.

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K pointed out that there's an anonymous meme going around where you can tell writers what you *really* think of their writing, which you know, hey, go ahead. Personally, I'm always getting abused anyway whether it's anonymous, or in sekrit (which really not sekrit at all), or to my face, so if you're feeling that need, knock yourself out. I didn't actually think anyone needed a *day* or some shit, but hey, I'll even start.

[Name here] is not a very good writer. Actually, she fucking sucks. Same stories, same characters, same characterization. I mean, damn, what happened to all the mass murder? Can you just get a new story or something? Also, you are so not all that. I don't know why people like your stories. Are you famous for sucking someone's cock or something? I could totally do better. And I spell better than you too. And, I make less typos. So there. Also, where the fuck is my chai latte? You are fucking fired.
-Ari

ETA: I adore you all madly for rushing to my aid, but I think what I just don't get about this exercise is the simple idea of if you don't like something, why the fuck are you reading it? Is someone holding a gun to your head and forcing you to? I highly doubt that, so why go around being needlessly rude and cruel? That's just fucked up.

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George, everything I know about drama I've learned from you, which is saying a lot considering that you win AWARDS for your drama. Sheeet, compared to you, I'm the friggin Dalai Lama, and stop gettin those pro-lifers riled up for I have to send you some Kevlar.

How many different accents happened there? I counted four.

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all I got for you, Ari, is some otp love, even though I know you want to pimp my ass out like a three dollar hooker. That's fine because I'm trying to make the revolution happen.

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George, stop being dramatic and tell me why Brad is outting Jake (http://wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=611)? I mean DAAAAAAAAAAAMN. I take it your breakup was less amicable than you led me to believe. Not that I thought you sulking about the Spawn of Satan was amicable, but that's just cold-blooded, especially for Corn Fed.

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

Brad's just jealous that I pull younger hotass than him.

*what the fuck is up with the Jake is gay bandwagon?*

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Two words, baby, Toothy Tile. Everybody reads Ted Casablancas.