Four and a half Stories That I Want to Write, but Are Totally Stalling Me Out

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1. SGA: Untitled OMG John Sheppard was in the French Foreign Legion Fic. Yeah, you read that one right. I was watching the Military Channel – shut up, this happens when I'm hungover – anyway, they had a whole special about it, and how they have men from over 100 countries and their common language is French, except I don't actually speak any French, but OMG, how fucking cool would that be?

2. HP: Mary Poppins is Neville Longbottom's Great-grandmother: This one I am pretty fucking desperate to write since I have these fabulous visions of wee!Neville and his grandmother threatening to put him in the carpet bag of doom and him ending up in China. I mean how many times did you start digging a hole and have someone say if you kept it up, you'd reach China? Exactly. Plus, hello, singing birds and Cracked-out Great! Aunt Mary who turned her wand into a talking umbrella!

3. Pron. Pron of any fucking kind. I have no pron at all. I even had ideas of SGA pron based about the Laws of Gravity, because I bet you didn't know I was that much of a geek, but well, there you go.

3 1/2. GA: McSteamy and McDreamy. You know that's a love gone wrong.

4. Ari-fic.. Ari always has shit to say, but right now, not so much with the coherency and more with the foaming at the mouth rabidly. Season three of Entourage doesn't start until June. I'm dying here.

5. Uh, who knows, I am fandomless writer, I really need some threesome pron or something. Here, go read something by somebody else, for example: romanticalgirl is writing smoking hot Hornblower porn, Ride at Anchor; annakovsky wrote AU George/Bailey; and trinityofone wrote fantabulous Spy!Rodney fic The Universe is Not Enough

Also, 1) Jake is gay. Big shocker there. 2) No-acting Soap Star to be the New Aquaman and 4) Jake to be Matilda's godfather.

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You probably know this already, but #1 was totally meant to be because Joe Flanigan speaks fluent French. He studied at the Sorbonne. *dies. a lot*

I did not know this, because I do not pay attention to these things. serialkarma would know though, she knows all these things. And you must see Entourage; it will make your life better, and then I can gleefully make you read my crazy Ari-RPS 'The Incredibly True Adventures...' It is all about Ari all the time, well, it's not really, but it might as well be.

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I only know the French thing because siriaeve told me. Fully intending to make my ovaries explode, I do believe.

Alas, alack, there does not appear to be a download community for Entourage. Unless there is a super sekrit one that you know about? *hopeful eyes*

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I only know the French thing because siriaeve told me. Fully intending to make my ovaries explode, I do believe.

There was, like, this *whole interview* he did in French, that was then translated back into English, which you could tell because in the English version he didn't speak like a normal person. But seriously: just imagine the entire interview being done in French. I melted. A lot.