Four and a half Stories That I Want to Write, but Are Totally Stalling Me Out

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1. SGA: Untitled OMG John Sheppard was in the French Foreign Legion Fic. Yeah, you read that one right. I was watching the Military Channel – shut up, this happens when I'm hungover – anyway, they had a whole special about it, and how they have men from over 100 countries and their common language is French, except I don't actually speak any French, but OMG, how fucking cool would that be?

2. HP: Mary Poppins is Neville Longbottom's Great-grandmother: This one I am pretty fucking desperate to write since I have these fabulous visions of wee!Neville and his grandmother threatening to put him in the carpet bag of doom and him ending up in China. I mean how many times did you start digging a hole and have someone say if you kept it up, you'd reach China? Exactly. Plus, hello, singing birds and Cracked-out Great! Aunt Mary who turned her wand into a talking umbrella!

3. Pron. Pron of any fucking kind. I have no pron at all. I even had ideas of SGA pron based about the Laws of Gravity, because I bet you didn't know I was that much of a geek, but well, there you go.

3 1/2. GA: McSteamy and McDreamy. You know that's a love gone wrong.

4. Ari-fic.. Ari always has shit to say, but right now, not so much with the coherency and more with the foaming at the mouth rabidly. Season three of Entourage doesn't start until June. I'm dying here.

5. Uh, who knows, I am fandomless writer, I really need some threesome pron or something. Here, go read something by somebody else, for example: romanticalgirl is writing smoking hot Hornblower porn, Ride at Anchor; annakovsky wrote AU George/Bailey; and trinityofone wrote fantabulous Spy!Rodney fic The Universe is Not Enough

Also, 1) Jake is gay. Big shocker there. 2) No-acting Soap Star to be the New Aquaman and 4) Jake to be Matilda's godfather.

Comments

[melle.livejournal.com]

A note on the "Jake is Gay" pictures: I saw those riiiiiiight after they came out and what I thought was this - what's up with those two mafioso guys right behind Jake and Austin? How do they feel about sitting behind a couple of arse bandits? *cough*

I would dearly love to see that in a fic. Just sayin'.

(I've missed you and ethrosdemon since... well, Color of Wheat. It makes me miss the Olde Dayes at ewan_hayden. I am loving all the Ari fic, though, especially as I don't get to watch Entourage. Call me poor, I can't afford cable. *shrug*)

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A note on the "Jake is Gay" pictures: I saw those riiiiiiight after they came out and what I thought was this - what's up with those two mafioso guys right behind Jake and Austin? How do they feel about sitting behind a couple of arse bandits? *cough*

I would dearly love to see that in a fic. Just sayin'.

I wrote a whole story about Jake's gayness! Did you read it? It's called The Incredibly True Adeventures of Four Stars, Two Actors in Love and One Gay Landmark (http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=hackthis&keyword=RPS:+The+Incredibly+True+Adventures...&filter=all). Yes, I pimp myself proudly.

[melle.livejournal.com]

I did read that, and didn't comment on it. *punishes self* I really liked it, too, especially Ari Gold. Actually, I saw it in another post of yours, when YOU first came out with these pictures. Oops. I forgot I saw that here. :)

Anyway, yay for Jake's gayness! And yay for architecture-minded (not-so-) hetero life partners.