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hackthis_archive) wrote2006-02-22 10:56 am
hackthis_archive) wrote2006-02-22 10:56 am
Four and a half Stories That I Want to Write, but Are Totally Stalling Me Out
1. SGA: Untitled OMG John Sheppard was in the French Foreign Legion Fic. Yeah, you read that one right. I was watching the Military Channel – shut up, this happens when I'm hungover – anyway, they had a whole special about it, and how they have men from over 100 countries and their common language is French, except I don't actually speak any French, but OMG, how fucking cool would that be?
2. HP: Mary Poppins is Neville Longbottom's Great-grandmother: This one I am pretty fucking desperate to write since I have these fabulous visions of wee!Neville and his grandmother threatening to put him in the carpet bag of doom and him ending up in China. I mean how many times did you start digging a hole and have someone say if you kept it up, you'd reach China? Exactly. Plus, hello, singing birds and Cracked-out Great! Aunt Mary who turned her wand into a talking umbrella!
3. Pron. Pron of any fucking kind. I have no pron at all. I even had ideas of SGA pron based about the Laws of Gravity, because I bet you didn't know I was that much of a geek, but well, there you go.
3 1/2. GA: McSteamy and McDreamy. You know that's a love gone wrong.
4. Ari-fic.. Ari always has shit to say, but right now, not so much with the coherency and more with the foaming at the mouth rabidly. Season three of Entourage doesn't start until June. I'm dying here.
5. Uh, who knows, I am fandomless writer, I really need some threesome pron or something. Here, go read something by somebody else, for example:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
romanticalgirl is writing smoking hot Hornblower porn, Ride at Anchor; annakovsky wrote AU George/Bailey; and trinityofone wrote fantabulous Spy!Rodney fic The Universe is Not Enough
Also, 1) Jake is gay. Big shocker there. 2) No-acting Soap Star to be the New Aquaman and 4) Jake to be Matilda's godfather.
2. HP: Mary Poppins is Neville Longbottom's Great-grandmother: This one I am pretty fucking desperate to write since I have these fabulous visions of wee!Neville and his grandmother threatening to put him in the carpet bag of doom and him ending up in China. I mean how many times did you start digging a hole and have someone say if you kept it up, you'd reach China? Exactly. Plus, hello, singing birds and Cracked-out Great! Aunt Mary who turned her wand into a talking umbrella!
3. Pron. Pron of any fucking kind. I have no pron at all. I even had ideas of SGA pron based about the Laws of Gravity, because I bet you didn't know I was that much of a geek, but well, there you go.
3 1/2. GA: McSteamy and McDreamy. You know that's a love gone wrong.
4. Ari-fic.. Ari always has shit to say, but right now, not so much with the coherency and more with the foaming at the mouth rabidly. Season three of Entourage doesn't start until June. I'm dying here.
5. Uh, who knows, I am fandomless writer, I really need some threesome pron or something. Here, go read something by somebody else, for example:
romanticalgirl is writing smoking hot Hornblower porn, Ride at Anchor; annakovsky wrote AU George/Bailey; and trinityofone wrote fantabulous Spy!Rodney fic The Universe is Not EnoughAlso, 1) Jake is gay. Big shocker there. 2) No-acting Soap Star to be the New Aquaman and 4) Jake to be Matilda's godfather.
First you gotta do the Truffle Shuffle.
Every time I look at the photos, I just laugh and laugh and laugh.
French. Foreign. Legion. IEEEEEE!! Seriously, the Legion is one of my favourite things *ever*, to the point where I refer to the Am. Legion Hall as the "French Foreign Legion Hall" because I'm wacky like that. I love this idea and dear god, the visuals alone are enough to kill.
I had no idea they were so cool. After the programme, I was all, "Must go to bookstore and find things out! FFL rocks!"