Ari is the best husband ever.

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Okay, so it's occured to me, after a few drinks, that El Jay? A lot like Hollywood and the entertainment industry. Just on a different scale.

You've got your writers/actors, your beta/managers, you've got rec people/agents and artist/directors and you know, like fucking everybody. Everybody helps the industry run, from the extras and grips to the 20 million dollar divas. You've got action stars and porn stars and comedians and dramatic queens. You've got jack-of-all-trades. Hell, you've got like tiers, and activists and shit too. Which then begs the question, in Tinsel Town and all it's satillite areas, New York City theatre, London chic, Bollywood hotties, who the hell are you?

I think I'm like Samuel L. Jackson, the ex-crackhead who just appeared out of nowhere, and then was in every goddamn thing known to man, and you're like, WTF? Snakes on a Plane?! Not always good, not always great, but definitely entertaining in that, "Oh, well, it's just Sam" way.

I reckon this prolly works in the music industry too, but they have bands and stuff, and no one person is a band. You can get your OTP to be a duet, but no man is a band.

John Donne is totally spinning in his grave. Rock.


Tomorrow, I'll do the one with the made up titles. Mebbe. I need another drink.

Comments

[obsessedmuch.livejournal.com]

*snerk* Well that, too.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Kermeeeeee! Kermeeee!

I think you are like Muppet Babies.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Yes, I need a massage, post haste, bitch!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Lar wants to be Susan Sarandon, ergo, you're married.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

LMFAO.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

LOL.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Hey, but you totally get free swag!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Dude, being part of the Entourage is nothing to sniff at. Look at Drama and Turtle.

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

I love you, too, Christie.

Have a whiskey.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

LMFAO.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Enjoy the boys. Love the Ari.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

It's the booze. Gets 'em everytime.

[veradeath.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. I guess I'm the small time actor/manager who most people haven't heard of but sometimes gets invited to the cool parties and surprisingly enough, knows most of the people at the parties.

This is fun. George or SLJ is a tough call for you.

[torchthisnow.livejournal.com]

I think I will rely on you to tell me who I am, although I'm afraid you're going to say that I'm, like, somebody lame who is bad at smoking pot. Like Kirk Cameron or something.

[literaryll.livejournal.com]

I think this means that I am either a whore or a drug dealer LOL

[torchthisnow.livejournal.com]

Ha! You ARE!

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

This is obviously why I like his character so much. I am a closet narcissist! Er, not so closeted now, though, huh?

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

I know, why is it not yet out on DVD?!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I think that Samuel L. Jackson is a pretty accurate correlation for you - in that too-cool-for-school way

Pffft. I was thinking more in the OMGWTF, Sam's in another fucking movie fandom? DAMN!!

Personally, I think I'm probably the third-rate director who has pretensions towards 'art' and had one or two moderate successes but just isn't on-the-ball enough to network at all the really cool parties. Heh, this is fun.

You know you're that indie director that's everybody's trying to sign at Sundance, but who won't sign with a label because they have commitment issues.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

LMFAO.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You just want to dress in drag and then be dragged in by the LAPD. I know what you're all about.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

LMFAO.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You're the best drug dealer in town. You prolly get Snoop his stuff.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*snicker* We really must do that again.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Parker Posey! No, I don't like her, and I like you. Although she did date Ryan Adams. Also, you are totally the person that makes the world go round, because you're a wheeler-dealer. You're like Harvey Weinstein! Only, you know, not.