hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2006-02-23 08:30 pm

Ari is the best husband ever.

Okay, so it's occured to me, after a few drinks, that El Jay? A lot like Hollywood and the entertainment industry. Just on a different scale.

You've got your writers/actors, your beta/managers, you've got rec people/agents and artist/directors and you know, like fucking everybody. Everybody helps the industry run, from the extras and grips to the 20 million dollar divas. You've got action stars and porn stars and comedians and dramatic queens. You've got jack-of-all-trades. Hell, you've got like tiers, and activists and shit too. Which then begs the question, in Tinsel Town and all it's satillite areas, New York City theatre, London chic, Bollywood hotties, who the hell are you?

I think I'm like Samuel L. Jackson, the ex-crackhead who just appeared out of nowhere, and then was in every goddamn thing known to man, and you're like, WTF? Snakes on a Plane?! Not always good, not always great, but definitely entertaining in that, "Oh, well, it's just Sam" way.

I reckon this prolly works in the music industry too, but they have bands and stuff, and no one person is a band. You can get your OTP to be a duet, but no man is a band.

John Donne is totally spinning in his grave. Rock.


Tomorrow, I'll do the one with the made up titles. Mebbe. I need another drink.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2006-02-24 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Also, wait, did he really wear the hat in your icon? Please tell me that's Photoshop.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2006-02-24 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Maggie is good; we like Maggie. She dates Pete!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2006-02-24 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
That's so George's way -- get everyone drunk and then take photos of them naked. Not to sell, but just to *have*.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2006-02-24 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Whatever, you totally keep people apprised of everything. You're like the Editor of Los Angeles magazine or something.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2006-02-24 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2006-02-24 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
It's all about who you know, not what you know.

[identity profile] antheia.livejournal.com 2006-02-24 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
She does. Who is also very hot. I just..I'd like to be a fly on their bedroom wall. But, yanno, not in a creepy and weird way...


(A good friend of mine was picking out mattresses and watched them purchase a bed. After they left, she lay down in it just so she could say she'd been in the same bed they'd been in. My friends are dorks, but cute dorks.)

[identity profile] blythely.livejournal.com 2006-02-24 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that and direct a bloated Bond film, but yeah.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2006-02-24 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
LMFAO.

[identity profile] veradeath.livejournal.com 2006-02-24 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
This is true. Also, I enjoyed your meta about the Vouge cover and eroticism yesterday, even though I didn't comment since I didn't have anything to add except 'Wow' and 'WORD!'.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2006-02-24 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahem.

Tamahori Escapes Prostitution Charge


Prostitution charges against former James Bond director Lee Tamahori have been dropped after the movie-maker pleaded no contest to criminal trespass charges. The Die Another Day director was arrested in Hollywood last month after he approached an undercover vice cop and offered to perform a sex act for money. Tamahori was dressed in drag at the time. In court Thursday morning, Tamahori, who was not in attendance, was placed on three years probation and ordered to attend an AIDS education course. He must also perform 15 days community service.


From imdb. (http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/#celeb3) Of course, on the same page is a story about how Sam I signed up to do Snakes on a Plane based on the title alone. Too much crack, man.

[identity profile] rozza.livejournal.com 2006-02-24 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
This is very true. And I'm more comfortable being a part of the Entourage, rather than what it is centered around.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2006-02-24 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't want to be Vince! He's such the drama queen, OMG really.

[identity profile] vylit.livejournal.com 2006-02-25 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Hee! Sarah Polley? Or, hmm, maybe more like Maggie Gyllenhaal before she did Mona Lisa Smile?

Although, I'm not against being the female, fandom version of Harvey Weinstein. Not a bad job if you can get it. ;)

[identity profile] vylit.livejournal.com 2006-02-25 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
I wish I could tell you that wasn't his hat, but MR really is that dorky.

[identity profile] thefourthvine.livejournal.com 2006-02-25 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
I'm some highly connected agent's administrative assistant. If you want something, I know where it is and how to find it, and I can totally match talent to any project you care to name. But I don't have the clothes, the smile, the confidence, or the social skills to be an agent myself.

*wonders what this metaphor's equivalent of ordering out for lunch is*

[identity profile] zoetrope.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 10:54 am (UTC)(link)
Hee! I made a whole set, here. Help yourself! :)

[identity profile] zoetrope.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 10:55 am (UTC)(link)
Hee, why thank you! :)

[identity profile] zoetrope.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 10:59 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that's a much nicer representation, I'll go with that one.

[identity profile] emella.livejournal.com 2006-02-27 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Hee! :D

[identity profile] neverbeen2spain.livejournal.com 2006-03-03 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you so much!

And a link to some caps, yay! I can make a "fiendish thingie" icon! Or a "go to the window" one! Thank you. :D

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