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I am using last night's Battlestar Galactica to work my way through a mild hangover, but in the first five minutes two extremely important things have occured to me.

1. The Cheif has a nice ass. No, a great ass. I am not an ass person; I am a hand person, but for the Chief, I would totally sing another song altogether.

In conclusion: ASS


2. The minute Six said Baltar had been sent to lead my brain said, WAIT,MOTHERFUCKER! WAIT! Gaius Baltar. George Bush. GB & GB. On a religious mission from god. I will bet you a tenner that Gaius' middle name will be something with a W.

In conclusion: We're fucked. We're allllllll fucked.


ETA:

1. Lee + chopsticks = hotness. Too much hotness.

2. OMG. Kara called Helo Karl. *is dumbfounded*

Comments

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

what happened with the cheif last night? I'm not watching anymore, so I missed something good, didn't I? email me if you want to insult me a lot.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Why aren't you watching it anymore? Are you having some weird moral crisis again? I don't agree with the politics, but that doesn't have to interfere with the hotass. I mean really, you missed Galen in his boxer briefs. And, you know, stubble. Hardcore stubble. And theological debates. I <3 Galen.

[gene-lee.livejournal.com]

Aw yes, the Chief, the chopsticks... it was all great. Not sure how I feel about Operation: Rescue My Boyfriend... but you know what made up for it? Madame Prez. Our adorable, manic, little, Laura. Tearing up paper and shaking her ass like a mad thing.

...which made me concerned whether it wise to be wasting the goods you can no longer buy at the local Wal-mart. But then Lee's noodle-slurping goodness filled my brain and well, here I am... Feel free to incoporate noodle porn and Helo's ability to *pop* a salute into any fics you may be entertaining in the near future.

;) if it sounds like I'm begging, I am.

[thepouncer.livejournal.com]

She said "Karl" and I was like "who?" I totally forgot that was his name! I am a bad fangirl.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

It was the first time I'd ever heard *anybody* call Helo by his proper name; I was all O_O

[nifra-idril.livejournal.com]

chiefy mcasserson definitely definitely fills out his crazy pants very nicely. but man, that guy from quantum leap was all up in his grill and it was all so strangely ominous. also, is this literally the first time anyone's called helo 'karl'? becuase it feels like it, and that's kind of weird in and of itself.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

is this literally the first time anyone's called helo 'karl'? becuase it feels like it, and that's kind of weird in and of itself.


Yes, in two whole seasons this is the first time, which I why I was all OMGWTFBBQ!!


chiefy mcasserson definitely definitely fills out his crazy pants very nicely. but man, that guy from quantum leap was all up in his grill and it was all so strangely ominous.

He was so up in his grill; I was really taken aback, but I did enjoy it a lot. IMO, it was rather effective to have someone who so clearly has different ideas about faith go all, "The Gods abandoned you. Prayer is stupid. Stop being a dummy." I was all, whoa.

I did like the bit where Helo was the first to notice that Lee was in the room. Things that make you go, 'mmmmmm, slash!'