hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2006-03-14 12:56 pm

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Dear iTunes,

If you tell me the new Zero 7 single is available to buy, and then inform me that I can only buy it through the UK iTunes, and then do not permit me to buy it because I do not have a UK IP, nor am I currently on UK soil, this is going to piss me off.

Way to lose a sale, fucktards.

No love,
Me

p.s. Don't even get me started on the whole, Acoustic Kubb for sale, but not for me thing, bitches.

p.p.s In conclusion: Suck my proverbial cock






Someone wanted me to write George/Ari and -- I don't think I can. They don't have that sort of relationship. They're clearly crazy about each other to the point of violence, but like sex? I can't see it. Really. Despite Ari's preoccupation with George's dick and Matt Damon, yeah, he's pretty straight. George did kiss Ari once just to see what would happen, and Ari was so shocked he lost the ability to talk for a whole hour.




I'd reserved this space to write a recommendation of [livejournal.com profile] synecdochic's Freedom's Just Another Word For Nothing Left To Lose, but upon further thought I realise that that's just not going to do it justice. If you were going to read it as a SGA fan then by now you've already ready it, because it's been more recommended than Viagra. If you weren't going to read it because you're not an SGA fan then nothing I can say will change your mind.

However, I will repeat what I said to [livejournal.com profile] serialkarma after I finished my initial reading and that's this,"...it's just so beautiful and so true, I'm kind of shocked, and it makes my heart hurt. I've always wanted to write something that hit people so deeply, and I know it won't happen, but this is just gorgeous and I just, you know, wow. AHHHH! Feeling things really deeply always tends to leave me feeling like I just had layer of skin scraped off."

You should know that, originally, I wasn't going to read it either. I mean it's everywhere, nothing could possibly warrant that much attention. I wasn't crazy about the central character, and although I think the fandom writers are stupendously talented, I don't really like the programme either. In short, I had every frakking reason to pass it by, but I'm so thankful that I caved.

So, you know, if you've been waffling, give it a try. If you're just looking for something stunning and real to read, then try it for that reason too. It's not a fan story or a fandom story, it's not some pretentious philosophical idea wrapped up in sheep's clothing, it's just a story about life and getting through it.

IMO, that's what makes it so beautiful.

[identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"I was made to love her" just came on the radio as I opened this to badger you about George/JAKE! It's a sign from the Lords of Kobol. DO IT!

I don't think my opinion on the George/Ari needs to be publicly stated for the sake of the peoples.

I LOVE MY BABY, LOVE MY BABY! Can't you see Jake dancing like a dorkwad while cooking supper and George leaning against the wall with his scotch glass held by the rim by his leg?

Viggo wants to set them up

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't to write Jake anymore, he's boring now. And not hot. Plus, hello, Toothy Tile is so passe now it's all about Crisp Lisp or something.

[identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
would you shut up?

gmail is broken, so I can't insult you in private.

then get on that McSteamy/George! BEHAVE! I must have the George porn Before that Thing Happens and I will s.o.l.!

*sigh*

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Why are you being all cryptic when you know I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about? And why did you break Gmail so I can't snark at you properly, damnit.

[identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I am being cryptic because it would be a helluva irony if I talked about shit and you banned me from your journal, you crazy-ass bitch

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, George. Your love warms the cockles of my black heart. Is that shit fixed yet or what?

[identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
yes, and another thing, how does one get invested as a "pundit"? I'm thinking of a career change.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
how does one get invested as a "pundit"?

You have to wear a suit. And live in Washington D.C. And suck political dick at least three times a month.

[identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
will my tux work? I think this is all workable.

[identity profile] unholyglee.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
May I just point out that you two's defaults are aesthetically complementary? Cutesy ass bitches.