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[hackthis_archive]

Okay, first the bad news.

In what defamer has affectionately called Clooneygate, it appears that everybody's favorite non-candidate for President did not actually write Monday's Huff-blog post. Apparently those bad people at Huffington blog found it incumbent to piece together the blog from George's other interviews. Obviously, there's some question as to who is to blame for this snafu. The Huffington Post blames Stan Rosenfield, George's publicist. Stan blames Huff-post.

Ari doesn't really care, but since George is vexed, he's put out hits on everyone regardless.

The good news is that George has donated his entire Oscar swag bag to the United Way so they can auction it off for charity. So, everybody call the United Way. A Tahitian pearl necklace? Is that *supposed* to sound like one of estrella30's sex kinks?

In other news, if anyone has mp3s of Sing Sing's 'Sing-Sing and I' or anything by the Pocket Dwellers besides 'Shine' I would be most grateful.

Comments

[maroonraven.livejournal.com]

George Clooney does not make statements. He answers questions. That has Chuck Norris written all over it.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Okay, you have to explain the Chuck Norris thing, because I've heard vague rumblings, but tell me more.

[maroonraven.livejournal.com]

The whole deal with Chuck Norris is that there's this website that generates these "facts" about Chuck Norris that aren't so much facts as they are a testament to how badass Chuck Norris is.

The quote reminded me of it because so many of them start with "Chuck Norris does not...", such as "Chuck Norris does not leave messages. He leaves warnings." My personal favorites, however, are "Chuck Norris counted to Infinity. Twice." and "Chuck Norris can talk about Fight Club."

[chickpea.livejournal.com]

My favorite is, "Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Of course, Chuck Norris never cries."

I read somewhere (on Defamer? Probably.) that Chuck Norris's publicist responded to the generator, saying that its popularity springs from Chuck Norris's steady and constant on-screen persona as an all-American manly man of the law (or something like that).

[merrymelody.livejournal.com]

Chuck Norris was quoted in one of my magazines as apparently being baffled, but he said 'Boys will be boys.' Which is sad, cause he's totally ruined the illusion now.
(Of course, me criticising him will be viewed as police code 214 - suicide.)