hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2006-04-04 11:45 am

I'm a p-i-m-p

Somebody was all, "It's quiet, why is is quiet? This is boring." To which I snark back, "Let it be quiet. Quiet is Zen goddamnit! Quiet is the calm before the wank! Where's my fucking Zen hat motherfuckers?"

Ahem.

a) [livejournal.com profile] issaro has a terribly important poll here that everyone should take. You are required to vote for the Big Wheel. I will not use my influence to slant the poll in my favour -- but if we were electing a president, I bet nobody would care X 100

2) Where is my own personal Helo doll when I need one?

c) [livejournal.com profile] violetsmiles is trying to share some love over here

d) Round these parts we are opening the floor for discussion of Jeremy Piven's Journey of a Lifetime to India. Now, before we go further, I have to agree with [livejournal.com profile] bunglegirl that it really chaps things that don't need to be chapped that the people who can afford to pay always get this shit for free. Having said that though, how fucking dorky was he? It was adorable I tell you. He's like dork with an X-factor. Also, Piven + babies = bad for the ovaries.

5) Doesn't the Chief have the cutest nose ever?

6) There's a thingy floating somewhere where you rec a story of your own and then ask other people to rec their work. I think we should cut out all the middle and you just tell me a story you love, yours, somebody elses, not mine.

g) Songs of the day: Bill Withers 'Ain't No Sunshine' and The Clash 'Police on My Back'

ETA: [livejournal.com profile] theantimodel has made two superb soundtracks here for public consumption: White Belts: The Hipster Mix which has Blur! and Prince! And Bowie! and The Getaway Car Mix: Songs to Rob a Bank By which I know all you crack-addled assassin-for-hire-people ([livejournal.com profile] seperis! [livejournal.com profile] trinityofone!) want to be all over. It has Elvis! And Duran Duran! and The Clash! Run. Go. Comment. Enjoy!


Did I forget anything?

[identity profile] thecomfychair.livejournal.com 2006-04-05 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
He wore bright orange pants followed by biker shorts, couldn't start his own scooter, and then got all tetchy when the hotel men had to start it for him. Plus zomg babies. and a continous lack of shirts. The man is adorkable, and next week features monkeys.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2006-04-05 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I couldn't believe the lack of fashion, it was fantastic. I was like, oh, he didn't take a stylist, Look, Ma, a real man!