holy fuck

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satan is sitting next to me and he's blocking the fan! y'all it's 105 degrees in LA and hotter than hades.

i gotta move somewhere cold. i wanna go back to london.

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Gosh!

[serrico.livejournal.com]

Satan? Really?

Well, I guess I'm not that surprised. It's just like Lionel to be blocking the fan.

Don't you have, like, beaches and stuff for weather like this? Or at the very least a kiddie pool full of ice cubes? (I have little sympathy. I was painting a non-air-conditioned house in humidity-enhanced 40+ degree weather earlier this summer. Celsius, naturally.)

Kiddie pool full of ice cubes. You know you want it!.

lionel's middle name is cockblocker

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Don't you have, like, beaches and stuff for weather like this?

yes, technically, but they were all so far away. it was the sort of day where you sweat profusely if you walked to the bleeding mailbox. six cold showers over two days, jayne. it was dreadful.

[minitrog.livejournal.com]

i wanna go back to london.

Yes, yes dear, we want you here too. Do you actually know where the airport is?

*g*

it's a bird! it's a plane!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Do you actually know where the airport is?

i do have vague notion of its whereabouts. it's the fact that i *do* know where my overdraft is that's causing the problem.

ick?

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

what's with the baby pic? are you trying to make me puke up my ribs and cobbler?

where were you with no air conditioning? the welfare mall?

I am about to read your fic. I have been steadily reading 'Lust Over Pendle' and decided to cut that out and read your shit before you go back to work tomorrow.