La la la fingers in the ears

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I had to delete my last post, because even looking at it was stressing me out and depressing me. (Thanks to everyone who commented though) I try to make this a happy place, it doesn’t always work, but it’s the end of the week, so I’m really trying. Instead, I posit this question to you, oh brilliant reading list -- if Justin Timberlake is bringing Sexy back*, then dude, where the hell did Sexy go in the first place?

Was it on a sabbatical?

On holiday?

On strike?

Did Sexy call in the union and say it wanted better hours and more time with the family? Did it have Ari representing it and they were holding out for more points on the backend?

And how, exactly, did Mr Timberlake get Sexy to come back with him? With bribery? A blow job? Promises of George Clooney's phone number and the cover of Us Weekly? How did they get back? Train? Car? Apparation? John Travolta's jet plane? You know Sexy has to travel first class all the way.

Discuss.


Personally, I tend to agree with Prince, who was so offended by such a statement he said, “[Timberlake] doesn’t know what he’s talking about -- sexy never left." Maybe we're in Sexy denial. Uh huh. Yup.


ETA: What the man at The Guardian said. Thanks to parthenia14

Comments

[ranalore.livejournal.com]

For my money, sexy's been on vacation in South Korea. Yep.

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Sexy's hanging out in Vancouver right now:

Tahmoh laughs and releases Jamie’s chin, moving his hand instead to wrap around his own cock, guide it to Jamie’s lips. Jamie’s mouth opens on instinct as the heavy flesh brushes his lower lip, leaving behind the slick promise of Tahmoh’s arousal. “Wrong again, Bamber.” He leans down and licks Jamie’s lower lip, steals the taste away from him. “I’m gonna fuck you. I’m going to bend you over that bed and fuck you hard and fast and so deep you’re going to feel it for a week. Gonna fuck you until you come so hard against that mattress, I’m never going to get rid of the wet spot. I’m. Gonna. Fuck. You.” He bites Jamie’s lower lip, almost hard enough to leave a mark, steals the hot pant of desire from Jamie’s mouth. “Got it?”

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

I believe sexy ran away when it saw Prince wearing purple spandex chaps and refused to come back until Prince released a CD that barely sold. So, you know, now it's safe for Justin to bring it back.

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

Promises of George Clooney's phone number and the cover of Us Weekly?

Sexy's been in George's pocket the past few years, and has been happy to be there.

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

Sexy showed up, having escaped the bloated post tour corpse of Robbie Williams.

Sexy is a cruel mistress- I hear it's already moved on to Beyonce...

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

a) I agree with Prince

b) I have to admit, the first time I heard the title of that song, all I could think of was "Baby Got Back" and was very confused as to what the hell Timberlake thought he was doing.

c) a and b aside, I kind of actually enjoy that song when it comes on. It's catchy.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Sexy being Sexy was in the only sensible place for sexy to be, up sexy's own ass.

Or maybe Justin just stole the sexy and now is pretending to be all heroic about bring in back when he stole it in the first place. Tricky bastard.

[mijmeraar.livejournal.com]

I want to know who agreed that Sexy was Justin Timberlake sounding like a woman with a throat infection. That's all.

[visionofblue]

I am the only person who hasn't heard that song, aren't I? Heh.

[zoetrope.livejournal.com]

I didn't see your earlier post because, well, I was asleep :D

However, so sorry to hear you're having a shitty time, and I wanted to send you a song to cheer you up, but I'm not at home, so have the (possibly even better) link to a live version of it on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUms3ScecTM

A beautiful song that I hope you enjoy :)

[parthenia14.livejournal.com]

Great minds think alike!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,,1872909,00.html

Have to admit, I love the song even if it is hopelessly ridiculous.

[veradeath.livejournal.com]

As long as folks like Wentworth Miller and Jensen Ackles are alive, Sexy will never be out of work.

Also, Sexy wants everyone to know it never went away.