hackthis_archive | La la la fingers in the ears

I had to delete my last post, because even looking at it was stressing me out and depressing me. (Thanks to everyone who commented though) I try to make this a happy place, it doesn’t always work, but it’s the end of the week, so I’m really trying. Instead, I posit this question to you, oh brilliant reading list -- if Justin Timberlake is bringing Sexy back*, then dude, where the hell did Sexy go in the first place?

Was it on a sabbatical?

On holiday?

On strike?

Did Sexy call in the union and say it wanted better hours and more time with the family? Did it have Ari representing it and they were holding out for more points on the backend?

And how, exactly, did Mr Timberlake get Sexy to come back with him? With bribery? A blow job? Promises of George Clooney's phone number and the cover of Us Weekly? How did they get back? Train? Car? Apparation? John Travolta's jet plane? You know Sexy has to travel first class all the way.

Discuss.

Personally, I tend to agree with Prince, who was so offended by such a statement he said, “[Timberlake] doesn’t know what he’s talking about -- sexy never left." Maybe we're in Sexy denial. Uh huh. Yup.

ETA: What the man at The Guardian said. Thanks to