One time for my peace of mind.

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Today is not a good day. I must make it so.

First, by taking glee in this Grey's Anatomy casting spoiler.

And second, as created by devkel, the first 20 (sorry that was supposed to be 20, not 2) people to comment with a pairing or character and a prompt will get a one line story*. Since we all know of my inability to write anything less than ten words, it should at least be good for crack value.

The following fandoms are available: the 4400, Smallville, Harry Potter, Entourage, President Clooney-verse, SGA, Grey's Anatomy, Kitchen Confidential, BSG, Spider-Man 2, Ocean's 11, and whatever else you've seen me write before.

*One line, two lines, two paragraphs. You know it's all relative.

ETA: Okay, offer expired.

Comments

Vixen is a hardass word to use you know.

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Jealousy defies reason, and Lee knows this because he's the jealous type. He tells himself he's not, but he knows it's a lie. He knows some things just can't be controlled.

When Lee was eight he was jealous of Zak for getting a new sim for his birthday, even though Lee had gotten one for his birthday six months earlier. Zak's was newer, shinier, better. Lee wanted it.

When Lee was twenty it was Kara. Lee had a girlfriend, but she wasn't Kara. Kara was faster, harder, shinier, better. Lee wanted her.

When Lee was twenty-eight it was Helo. Helo was in love with a goddamn temptress toaster that had stabbed Lee's dad, but Lee still wanted him, too.

Some things just defy reason.

[sandrine]

The 4400, Shawn/Tom, fights. *hopeful look* (In case that's too weird, Kitchen Confidential, Mimi/Jack, same prompt.) :)

[moosesal.livejournal.com]

Entourage, Turtle/Drama, breakfast

[visionofblue]

I...may have missed the cutoff. In that case, totally ignore me.

SGA, Rodney/Ronon, growl

[vic-ramsey.livejournal.com]

My love for this verse is epic. *sigh* The picture of them dancing in the Lincoln bedroom is lovely. Thank you.

Inaugural was the word! I could not remember what it was called.</small

[trevorfrost.livejournal.com]

I don't know whether you have seen this article or not but it made me think of you..
http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061002/D8KGONJG0.html

ooh Am i under the wire if so
Spider-Man 2, Peter/Harry, Liquor

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George is over this being president thing. He's tired of the press and the speeches and the hand-shaking communicable colds and Ari obsessing over whether or not George has enough Purex to sanitize his hands.

George is over the campaign meetings and being called names in the paper, and Jon having tantrums because Stephen is the only one keeping George sane most days.

But mostly he's over sleeping on a bus as he cris-crosses the country.

If he wasn't having nightly satellite phone sex with Anderson, while Anderson is off sweet-talking the UN, George would be a very unhappy camper.

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You are so under the delusion that I watch enough SGA to know anything about Chuck, but for you, I will fake it.


Nobody knows Chuck. Nobody knows that he likes chocolate chip cookie dough raw, or that he lost his virginity to Terri Sue Majors when he was 18. Nobody knows that Chuck really likes manga and trades the janitor on the Dedalus Athosian tea to bring him the latest trades from home. Nobody knows that Chuck isn't American at all and that once upon a time he was a great freedom fighter and that he helped save the world from the most evil man wizarding kind had ever seen, but Harry -- Chuck, he's just Chuck now. Right. Anyway, nobody knows Chuck anymore, there are spells to make certain of this, and that's kind of how he likes it.

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You indeed are the last contest! Good on you!

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George used to have a life where he could do everyday things like go to the movies and hang out with Max on Sunday and sit around in his underwear and scratch himself. Actually, George hasn't been able to do that last one since he met Anderson, but he likes to delude himself when he can.

Sometimes, if George is feeling really deluded, he'll call up Jake and Jake will tell him about whatever flavor of the month Jake's dating and George will live vicariously through him. It may be a little sketchy, but it's not as though George is getting blow jobs in the Oval Office, and what Anderson and Stephen and Jon and Ari don't know can't hurt him.

Sometimes, George doesn't even wonder what would've happened if he'd said yes when Jake asked him out at the 2006 Oscars.

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Shawn's in a field of poppies, gorgeous, bright red, vibrant poppies. Shawn's only ever seen poppies in The Wizard of Oz, but he knows that's what they are, and when he bends down to smell them, they smell like the expensive perfume Isabelle thought would impress him so much. He never told her he didn't like perfume, she always tried so hard for him, he thought it would be wrong to crush her spirit. Except that when Shawn picks one of the poppies the petals instantly fall away, and it feels as though his spirit is being crushed and he remembers how she tried to kill him.

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Wonderful. Thank you so much.

Re: Vixen is a hardass word to use you know.

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Poor, pretty, messed up Lee. You're so good to me.

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Pee is the first thing that came into your head? Pee on it! God, I miss when Lost was good. I digress. Pee, huh?

All day long Miranda deals with other people's bodily fluids: blood, sweat, tears, shit, piss. At work she calls them by their medical names platelets, excrement, feces, urine, when she gets home though, she's off duty. She's just a wife, she's just mommy, she's just pretty sure that Addison should've told her to put a cloth over the baby when she changes his diaper, because who knew someone so little could shoot a stream of urine so far into the air.

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Pee is the first thing that came into your head?

Some days my work day is full of those kind of things! I have fellow feeling for Bailey.

<333333 Bailey and you.

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Oh, Zahra! I love you so much for this! That's brilliant!

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Gag.

Blaise like Samhain for the spells and the candy and the fact this his mother always let him go out and throw rotten eggs at Muggle children on the 31st of October. No, wait, that's Draco. Blaise can't actually be arsed to care about Samhain this year or last year or next year or any other year. Mostly he just likes to sit at home and watch the new stupid box that Theodore had created especially for him. Blaise has been to Queenie's house and he's seen her stupid box, but Theodore made this one specially for Blaise. It has the BBC and the inside of George Clooney's office (the one Ravenclaw that Blaise would undoubtedly shag) and Blaise's favorite channel of them all, the Tom Brady locker room channel.

Yeah, Blaise loves this channel.

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*blinks*

Oh, yeah, sure, why not give me a hard one. Okay, I will think on this and get back to you.

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Aw, bless.

Eric is in love with love. It's stupid, but it's so true. Vince has watched E with Kristen the Bitch and Emily the Entirely Too Cool for E and now, E's with Sloan the Uber Cool and Posh, and she's so far out of E's league that it kind of makes Vince's chest hurt. And with each girl since Harriet Thurman in kindergarten Vince has watched Eric fall in love and get broken and then get up and try all over again. The harder he tries, the further he falls, the more he hurts, the more Vince loves him. The more Vince wants to tell him to stop trying so hard.

Eric doesn't have to be in love with love, he just has to admit that he's in love with Vince.

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OMG, *reads article*

George has a crush on Clive! OMG, George how are you continually SO awesome!

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It's the Meredith thing. Rodney really does blame his parents for this. If they had named him something manly like Butch or Joe or Michael or 'Very Macho Son' then he would be manly and wear boxers or chain metal or leather thongs, which is what Ronon probably wears. Unless he's not wearing anything, but Rodney isn't going to go there. The point being if he'd had a proper name he never have developed this predilection for women's pink cotton panties, but he does. Not to keep, please, he has some standards. Just to wear. They can be a little snug in the front, but the cotton is good. It breathes. Rodney's all about breathing, and apparently all about the pink cotton underwear. He wonders what John would say about this, and then he has to go change his underwear.

[trevorfrost.livejournal.com]

I know, that and the thought that he wants the paparazzi to catch him holding hands with Leo is why I thought of you lol..

[cosmic.livejournal.com]

Aww, man. Yes. That was just perfect.

[fatema.livejournal.com]

SQUEE! Now THAT'S a fantastic cast addition!

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

I love you. *mwah*