One time for my peace of mind.

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Today is not a good day. I must make it so.

First, by taking glee in this Grey's Anatomy casting spoiler.

And second, as created by devkel, the first 20 (sorry that was supposed to be 20, not 2) people to comment with a pairing or character and a prompt will get a one line story*. Since we all know of my inability to write anything less than ten words, it should at least be good for crack value.

The following fandoms are available: the 4400, Smallville, Harry Potter, Entourage, President Clooney-verse, SGA, Grey's Anatomy, Kitchen Confidential, BSG, Spider-Man 2, Ocean's 11, and whatever else you've seen me write before.

*One line, two lines, two paragraphs. You know it's all relative.

ETA: Okay, offer expired.

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[cosmic.livejournal.com]

woo! President Clooney/Jake Gyllenhaal.

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George used to have a life where he could do everyday things like go to the movies and hang out with Max on Sunday and sit around in his underwear and scratch himself. Actually, George hasn't been able to do that last one since he met Anderson, but he likes to delude himself when he can.

Sometimes, if George is feeling really deluded, he'll call up Jake and Jake will tell him about whatever flavor of the month Jake's dating and George will live vicariously through him. It may be a little sketchy, but it's not as though George is getting blow jobs in the Oval Office, and what Anderson and Stephen and Jon and Ari don't know can't hurt him.

Sometimes, George doesn't even wonder what would've happened if he'd said yes when Jake asked him out at the 2006 Oscars.

[cosmic.livejournal.com]

Aww, man. Yes. That was just perfect.