One time for my peace of mind.

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Today is not a good day. I must make it so.

First, by taking glee in this Grey's Anatomy casting spoiler.

And second, as created by devkel, the first 20 (sorry that was supposed to be 20, not 2) people to comment with a pairing or character and a prompt will get a one line story*. Since we all know of my inability to write anything less than ten words, it should at least be good for crack value.

The following fandoms are available: the 4400, Smallville, Harry Potter, Entourage, President Clooney-verse, SGA, Grey's Anatomy, Kitchen Confidential, BSG, Spider-Man 2, Ocean's 11, and whatever else you've seen me write before.

*One line, two lines, two paragraphs. You know it's all relative.

ETA: Okay, offer expired.

Comments

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You are so under the delusion that I watch enough SGA to know anything about Chuck, but for you, I will fake it.


Nobody knows Chuck. Nobody knows that he likes chocolate chip cookie dough raw, or that he lost his virginity to Terri Sue Majors when he was 18. Nobody knows that Chuck really likes manga and trades the janitor on the Dedalus Athosian tea to bring him the latest trades from home. Nobody knows that Chuck isn't American at all and that once upon a time he was a great freedom fighter and that he helped save the world from the most evil man wizarding kind had ever seen, but Harry -- Chuck, he's just Chuck now. Right. Anyway, nobody knows Chuck anymore, there are spells to make certain of this, and that's kind of how he likes it.

[oxoniensis.livejournal.com]

Oh, Zahra! I love you so much for this! That's brilliant!

[aphelant.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA! That was brilliant! And you know - nobody does know Chuck. HE TOTALLY IS HARRY POTTER.

Thanks, dear! You made my afternoon!