One time for my peace of mind.

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Today is not a good day. I must make it so.

First, by taking glee in this Grey's Anatomy casting spoiler.

And second, as created by devkel, the first 20 (sorry that was supposed to be 20, not 2) people to comment with a pairing or character and a prompt will get a one line story*. Since we all know of my inability to write anything less than ten words, it should at least be good for crack value.

The following fandoms are available: the 4400, Smallville, Harry Potter, Entourage, President Clooney-verse, SGA, Grey's Anatomy, Kitchen Confidential, BSG, Spider-Man 2, Ocean's 11, and whatever else you've seen me write before.

*One line, two lines, two paragraphs. You know it's all relative.

ETA: Okay, offer expired.

Comments

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Pee is the first thing that came into your head? Pee on it! God, I miss when Lost was good. I digress. Pee, huh?

All day long Miranda deals with other people's bodily fluids: blood, sweat, tears, shit, piss. At work she calls them by their medical names platelets, excrement, feces, urine, when she gets home though, she's off duty. She's just a wife, she's just mommy, she's just pretty sure that Addison should've told her to put a cloth over the baby when she changes his diaper, because who knew someone so little could shoot a stream of urine so far into the air.

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Pee is the first thing that came into your head?

Some days my work day is full of those kind of things! I have fellow feeling for Bailey.

<333333 Bailey and you.