One time for my peace of mind.

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Today is not a good day. I must make it so.

First, by taking glee in this Grey's Anatomy casting spoiler.

And second, as created by devkel, the first 20 (sorry that was supposed to be 20, not 2) people to comment with a pairing or character and a prompt will get a one line story*. Since we all know of my inability to write anything less than ten words, it should at least be good for crack value.

The following fandoms are available: the 4400, Smallville, Harry Potter, Entourage, President Clooney-verse, SGA, Grey's Anatomy, Kitchen Confidential, BSG, Spider-Man 2, Ocean's 11, and whatever else you've seen me write before.

*One line, two lines, two paragraphs. You know it's all relative.

ETA: Okay, offer expired.

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Finally, one that I can write without killing myself.

Drama is not a good cook. He's an okay cook, but he's not Turtle's ma. Turtle's ma is a fucking great cook, which he tells Drama all the time. "Drama, what the fuck is this? You can't put tofu in eggs!"

"Vince needs protein, there's protein in tofu!"

"There's protein in steak, how come you don't make steak and eggs instead?"

"All that cholesterol isn't good for Vince's heart, or yours. You could stand to lay off the meat, Turtle, go for a run here or there."

"One more word about my shape and you'll be sorry."

"I'm already sorry."

"Don't make me start telling everyone that you touched my ass during that threesome."

"I didn't touch your ass!"

"Did so!"

"Did not!"

*pause*

"If I did, it's only cos you liked it."

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LOL. Fabulous banter between them. Thanks.