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hackthis_archive) wrote2006-11-17 01:37 pm
hackthis_archive) wrote2006-11-17 01:37 pm
Fandoms I have loved. Or at least copulated with.
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shrift's was so awesome I found myself randomly doing this when I was getting dressed this morning.
1. You are the only boyfriend who slaps my ass and makes me like it. Mostly I just laugh it off and go flirt with your best friend. We should have a threesome sometime –- oh wait, we already have. Several in fact. We should have another.
2. You came out of nowhere and everybody fell in love with you. You had it all: charm, grace, a self-deprecating manner. I was so consistently in awe of you, I was so proud to be on your arm, and then you threw it all away on some cheap underwear model. Fuck you, I hope she gave you crabs and your dick falls off.
3. You came into my life like a Weapon of Massive Hotass and just blew me and all my friends away with your sexual culinary speak. I was devastated when you went before your time. Sometimes the girls and I gather at the bar and talk about how much we miss you; you deserved better than what you got.
4. Oh god, you were so good to me in the beginning. The marathon sex alone kept me blabbing to my friends for weeks, and silly me confused lust with substance and thought we were going to go the distance. I mean there were things about you that annoyed me, but I figured I'd get over them -- instead they got worse. So I left, because nobody has to take that shit -- but now your back – from outer space –- I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face. I digress. I know you're back. I know all my friends are excited. I'm wary. We'll see.
5. I know I wasn't as sophisticated as some of your exes, but you appreciated me and all my faults. You don't know this, but sometimes I come around just to see how you are.
6. You are one of the best fuck buddies ever. To this day I don't understand why you don’t have people queuing around the block trying to get in your pants. If you want I'll take out an ad in Hustler where I talk about your cock size.
7. I'd heard about you but never really paid attention, and then one of my best friends pointed you out at a gig and I just swooned. You came over to me and bought me a beer, showed me your space gun, and said all the right things at the right times. If I had known that you were off your medication and hallucinating I might've sent that beer back. Actually, that's not true, because we're still together, still dysfunctional as all get out, and goddamn it I like it that way.
8. I knew both your older brothers. I didn't like one, but I had oral sex with the other behind the bar and then went home with hickeys and the button of my jeans missing. I didn't call. I think they sent you after me, because I talked some trash about their passing skills. Actually, I'm almost positive they trained you and sent you to break my heart, but that's okay, because goddamnit baby, you have this mouth that won't quit, and I find myself babbling incoherently after you've gone home at night. I figure if I'm going to end up drunk and crying in my beer, I should have the notches on the bed post to go with it.
9. You just showed up with your dorky hat, your overpriced sneakers and your Subaru, and said 'I just want to be friends; I just want to make you laugh.' I didn't believe that shit at all, but oh Jesus how you made me laugh. You were so brilliantly entertaining that I had to tell everybody I know, but because of my prior cracked out relationships nobody listened. You said don't worry, I don't care, we don't need anybody else. And I think that's when I fell in love with you, because you didn't care, and you just wanted me to happy. My friends saw that, and they started to love you too. Now everybody's trying to hit that, but its okay, because I know you love me the most of all.
10. You picked me up in the supermarket in my pyjamas! I hate it when men only want to talk to me when I look wretched, but you just winked and said all the right stuff. My friends were shocked when I brought home a mutant, but you charmed them just like you charmed me. I'm sorry I snuck out the morning after, but I just knew we weren't going to last anyway.
11. All my friends love you, but I just don't get it. Maybe if we have sex in the supply closet again I'll get off, err, see the light.
12. I'm sorry I didn't give you all the love and attention you deserved. I tried, but I was just caught up with someone else at the time. Sometimes I see mentions of you and it breaks my heart.
13. Dating you went against the one moral I have, and apparently I just didn't care at all. I think it had a lot to do with that trick you do with your tongue. Or maybe it was your light saber. If you patent that believe me I'll be the first one in line to buy two.
14. I wasn't interested in you at the start, your background was shady, but I heard the rumors about the size of your mansion, so when you asked me out I hesitantly said 'yes.' And goddamnit, you were amazing. Your parents were kind of stupid and annoying, but I didn't care, because you showed me how to present myself. You taught me how smart I can be, and you nurtured me every step of the way. I honestly thought you were going to be it. I would never have left you if you hadn't started listening to your dumbass best friend. I tried to tell myself it didn't matter, because when we were together we could make anything happen, but your goddamn friends and family. Even though we slept together a few times after that, I don't regret leaving. I hear you're back and better than ever, but I just don't want to see you again.
15. I would say you were my first love, but I didn't love you. I just loved your friends. Actually, your friends and I had drinks last week and they met my new boyfriend. I think they like him better than they like you.
16. I didn't know anything about you when we first met. I didn't know about your fucked up past or your psychotic exes, or that everybody would have a goddamn opinion about us going out. Honestly, if I had known I was going to end up in Us Weekly I would've worn a different dress. And the thing is, you're not a bad boyfriend, but you're completely inconsistent, and your wand is a little wonky, and I just can't take all your baggage. Yeah, I came back once, or twice, or three times, but you just don't interest me anymore –- even though that one time we had sex in the park was pretty damn awesome.
17. My friend was the one in love with you, something about a dippy king -- me, I just tripped, fell, and landed on your dick. My bad. Of course that didn't stop me from coming back again. And again. It's not my fault you had three movies. Except that you were bad news and I didn't know it. You have all these crazy exes that scare the bejesus out of me. My therapist was so happy I quit you, she took me out drinking.
18. You were that musician that got me into bed by showing me his guitar skills. Of course, in the morning it turned out I had an ear infection and you were tone deaf.
shrift's was so awesome I found myself randomly doing this when I was getting dressed this morning.1. You are the only boyfriend who slaps my ass and makes me like it. Mostly I just laugh it off and go flirt with your best friend. We should have a threesome sometime –- oh wait, we already have. Several in fact. We should have another.
2. You came out of nowhere and everybody fell in love with you. You had it all: charm, grace, a self-deprecating manner. I was so consistently in awe of you, I was so proud to be on your arm, and then you threw it all away on some cheap underwear model. Fuck you, I hope she gave you crabs and your dick falls off.
3. You came into my life like a Weapon of Massive Hotass and just blew me and all my friends away with your sexual culinary speak. I was devastated when you went before your time. Sometimes the girls and I gather at the bar and talk about how much we miss you; you deserved better than what you got.
4. Oh god, you were so good to me in the beginning. The marathon sex alone kept me blabbing to my friends for weeks, and silly me confused lust with substance and thought we were going to go the distance. I mean there were things about you that annoyed me, but I figured I'd get over them -- instead they got worse. So I left, because nobody has to take that shit -- but now your back – from outer space –- I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face. I digress. I know you're back. I know all my friends are excited. I'm wary. We'll see.
5. I know I wasn't as sophisticated as some of your exes, but you appreciated me and all my faults. You don't know this, but sometimes I come around just to see how you are.
6. You are one of the best fuck buddies ever. To this day I don't understand why you don’t have people queuing around the block trying to get in your pants. If you want I'll take out an ad in Hustler where I talk about your cock size.
7. I'd heard about you but never really paid attention, and then one of my best friends pointed you out at a gig and I just swooned. You came over to me and bought me a beer, showed me your space gun, and said all the right things at the right times. If I had known that you were off your medication and hallucinating I might've sent that beer back. Actually, that's not true, because we're still together, still dysfunctional as all get out, and goddamn it I like it that way.
8. I knew both your older brothers. I didn't like one, but I had oral sex with the other behind the bar and then went home with hickeys and the button of my jeans missing. I didn't call. I think they sent you after me, because I talked some trash about their passing skills. Actually, I'm almost positive they trained you and sent you to break my heart, but that's okay, because goddamnit baby, you have this mouth that won't quit, and I find myself babbling incoherently after you've gone home at night. I figure if I'm going to end up drunk and crying in my beer, I should have the notches on the bed post to go with it.
9. You just showed up with your dorky hat, your overpriced sneakers and your Subaru, and said 'I just want to be friends; I just want to make you laugh.' I didn't believe that shit at all, but oh Jesus how you made me laugh. You were so brilliantly entertaining that I had to tell everybody I know, but because of my prior cracked out relationships nobody listened. You said don't worry, I don't care, we don't need anybody else. And I think that's when I fell in love with you, because you didn't care, and you just wanted me to happy. My friends saw that, and they started to love you too. Now everybody's trying to hit that, but its okay, because I know you love me the most of all.
10. You picked me up in the supermarket in my pyjamas! I hate it when men only want to talk to me when I look wretched, but you just winked and said all the right stuff. My friends were shocked when I brought home a mutant, but you charmed them just like you charmed me. I'm sorry I snuck out the morning after, but I just knew we weren't going to last anyway.
11. All my friends love you, but I just don't get it. Maybe if we have sex in the supply closet again I'll get off, err, see the light.
12. I'm sorry I didn't give you all the love and attention you deserved. I tried, but I was just caught up with someone else at the time. Sometimes I see mentions of you and it breaks my heart.
13. Dating you went against the one moral I have, and apparently I just didn't care at all. I think it had a lot to do with that trick you do with your tongue. Or maybe it was your light saber. If you patent that believe me I'll be the first one in line to buy two.
14. I wasn't interested in you at the start, your background was shady, but I heard the rumors about the size of your mansion, so when you asked me out I hesitantly said 'yes.' And goddamnit, you were amazing. Your parents were kind of stupid and annoying, but I didn't care, because you showed me how to present myself. You taught me how smart I can be, and you nurtured me every step of the way. I honestly thought you were going to be it. I would never have left you if you hadn't started listening to your dumbass best friend. I tried to tell myself it didn't matter, because when we were together we could make anything happen, but your goddamn friends and family. Even though we slept together a few times after that, I don't regret leaving. I hear you're back and better than ever, but I just don't want to see you again.
15. I would say you were my first love, but I didn't love you. I just loved your friends. Actually, your friends and I had drinks last week and they met my new boyfriend. I think they like him better than they like you.
16. I didn't know anything about you when we first met. I didn't know about your fucked up past or your psychotic exes, or that everybody would have a goddamn opinion about us going out. Honestly, if I had known I was going to end up in Us Weekly I would've worn a different dress. And the thing is, you're not a bad boyfriend, but you're completely inconsistent, and your wand is a little wonky, and I just can't take all your baggage. Yeah, I came back once, or twice, or three times, but you just don't interest me anymore –- even though that one time we had sex in the park was pretty damn awesome.
17. My friend was the one in love with you, something about a dippy king -- me, I just tripped, fell, and landed on your dick. My bad. Of course that didn't stop me from coming back again. And again. It's not my fault you had three movies. Except that you were bad news and I didn't know it. You have all these crazy exes that scare the bejesus out of me. My therapist was so happy I quit you, she took me out drinking.
18. You were that musician that got me into bed by showing me his guitar skills. Of course, in the morning it turned out I had an ear infection and you were tone deaf.
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*slinks away*
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3. Kitchen Confidential
4. The OC
6. Entourage
10. X-Men?
11. due South
13. Star Wars RPS
14. Or is THIS the OC?
16. HP?
I suck at this game.
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4. Yis
6. Could be, but nope.
10. Yis.
11. Err, no.
13. Yis.
14. Nope
16. Yis.
You did very well, very well indeed :)
*gives three cookies*
Although there is one I can't believe you missed.
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Now I'm just obsessed. I have to know.
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Yay team you!
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Nice one.
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I can;t decide if 1 or 7 is Entourage.
4. BSG?
8. SGA?
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3. Well, yes.
7. Noooo
4. Noooo
8. Hahahahaha, but no.
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7. Alas, no.
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Firefly is 12?
7 is BSG?
or is that vice versa...
BAM! and 9 is Entourage! hehe I <3 Turtle
Though I know 11 isn't due south the supply closet totally points to that.
mmm... maybe Grey's?
is 15 everwood? Because that's the first fanfic of yours I ever read...
as for 1,5, 14, 18
I think that its lost, smallville, due south, and spiderman...
I give up
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1. No
2. Good lord no. Gack.
5. No.
7. Yes.
9. YES!
11. No.
12. No.
14. No.
17. YES.
18. No
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2 - Everwood
5 - Due South
11 - Spiderman
12 - lost
18 - sga
I was totally guessing on all of those btw