"I'm really just a sensitive artist." (Link-o-rama)

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1. For those who missed it on Friday, I put up my November Frankenstein Mix, so yay, music!

2. George's pig, Max, died! I am very sad about this. Obviously not as sad as George, but Ari and I are very depressed on George's behalf. I told Ari he couldn't send George bacon in a gift basket though.

3. Speaking of George, uh, you may've heard that the reason Danny Devito was drunk on The View* last week was because he was still drunk from drinking with George the night before. Good one, George!

*For those who don't know The View is just another craptastic American talk show about fuck all besides giving celebs places to talk about how they great they are. You know, the usual b.s..

4. Ugly Betty fic! by mardia. I absolutely adore Ugly Betty, and America Ferrera, and this just made me very happy. There should be way more UB fic.

5. If you are not watching Rob & Big on MTV you are truly missing out on something great. Just saying. Rob Dyrdek is a big-time skateboarder (I'm sure John Sheppard is a fan) and Big is his bodyguard and they live together and they have a baby bulldog named Meaty. You can catch the episodes on mtv.com here, and believe me I know how shitty MTV has been over the last ten (fifteen) years, but this is just AWESOME. They are so married. ♥ Rob and Big.

Also, randomly, people go and tell sparky77 that Heroes RPS featuring Adrian Pasdar (who is fast becoming my favorite hotass on TV) and Milo Twentymiles is bad and wrong and writing itself. Err, ignore that. Wow, I can chose between really bad!wrong!RPS or really bad and wrong incest.

I think I'll just go write some nice dysfunctional FNL. Or maybe Clueless. I so want to write some Clueless. Or Ugly Betty. Did everyone have a nice weekend?

Comments

[romancandles.livejournal.com]

I think I've been under the apparently completely false assumption that you live in the UK for a while now. Huh.

When you say Clueless, are you talking Alicia Silverstone and Paul Rudd when he was less funny? Because if so DO IT. Or Ugly Betty. Or FNL.

I vote in triplicate.

[rhienelleth.livejournal.com]

Ugly Betty fic! That is so awesome, I have no words. There should be way more UB fic in the world. Thanks for the link. :)

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

"What do you mean, I can't send bacon? It's a gift of honor. No pig could ask for more than to be the best breakfast meat there is. It's not like I'm sending sausage, for Christ's sake."

"I just don't think it'd be wise, Ari." Mrs. Ari is opening her mouth and it's not to put his dick in it, so Ari knows he's in trouble. Fuck. "George might think you were disrespectful."

"I fucking am disrespectful, baby." He shuffles through his handheld and places and order for the biggest fucking funeral wreath he can find. And he orders George a copy of the complete set of Porky's movies, just for symmetry.

"It's all right, Ari. At least it died of natural causes and not because you backed over it this time."

"I didn't back over the fucking thing on purpose." He snaps off a hunk of bacon with his teeth and savors it, his eyes narrowing. "If it'd been on purpose, I wouldn't have had to send the flowers."

"You're a sick fucker, Ari."

He nods and takes another bite. "That's why you love me, baby. That's why they all love me."

**

Also, I vote for Ugly Betty fic. *smooch*

[moonlitpines.livejournal.com]

STROKE 9!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, sorry. I just NEVER see anyone reference them ever ever ever and I love them like WHOA and yay!!!!!!!!

Also, I am having a sad moment for George over Max's death. Man, G&M stayed together long after the fad was over. I give them a moment of silence. The White House could've used a First Pig instead of those damned dogs we usually get prowling around.

[avid-slacker.livejournal.com]

I honestly felt a little heartbroken when I heard about Max. It's the end of one of Hollywood's finest couples.

Also, Rob and Big rock.

[jonem.livejournal.com]

Clueless? I would be SO all over that.

Aww, poor Max! *sheds tear*

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Mentions of John Sheppard currently make me curl up into a ball and shake (which sadly does not prevent me from trying to figure out what sort of crack crossover I can force him into).

And I am embarrassed to admit this (actually I'm not, I have no shame) but I saw another Heroes article that had major RPS potential and decided that I had to wait to post it because I think I might be scaring people.

And George right now is clearly a menance to society and should be locked safely a way in my closet, for the public good. He can have supervised playdates, though.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Milo Twentymiles? That is just stupidly funny. I know, because I am laughing like an idiot at that.

[askmehow.livejournal.com]

Speaking of more Ugly Betty fic, have you seen these? Two ficlets, both by yahtzee63: one (http://yahtzee63.livejournal.com/279293.html#cutid1) and two (http://yahtzee63.livejournal.com/273160.html#cutid2). And they are excellent.

I think I'll just go write some nice dysfunctional FNL. Or maybe Clueless. I so want to write some Clueless. Or Ugly Betty. Did everyone have a nice weekend?
Limitation is for people who aren't sensitive artistes. Therefore, in the words of Landry, go forth and multiply. Lots and lots of fics! I'm not ashamed to beg.