"I'm really just a sensitive artist." (Link-o-rama)

[hackthis_archive]

1. For those who missed it on Friday, I put up my November Frankenstein Mix, so yay, music!

2. George's pig, Max, died! I am very sad about this. Obviously not as sad as George, but Ari and I are very depressed on George's behalf. I told Ari he couldn't send George bacon in a gift basket though.

3. Speaking of George, uh, you may've heard that the reason Danny Devito was drunk on The View* last week was because he was still drunk from drinking with George the night before. Good one, George!

*For those who don't know The View is just another craptastic American talk show about fuck all besides giving celebs places to talk about how they great they are. You know, the usual b.s..

4. Ugly Betty fic! by mardia. I absolutely adore Ugly Betty, and America Ferrera, and this just made me very happy. There should be way more UB fic.

5. If you are not watching Rob & Big on MTV you are truly missing out on something great. Just saying. Rob Dyrdek is a big-time skateboarder (I'm sure John Sheppard is a fan) and Big is his bodyguard and they live together and they have a baby bulldog named Meaty. You can catch the episodes on mtv.com here, and believe me I know how shitty MTV has been over the last ten (fifteen) years, but this is just AWESOME. They are so married. ♥ Rob and Big.

Also, randomly, people go and tell sparky77 that Heroes RPS featuring Adrian Pasdar (who is fast becoming my favorite hotass on TV) and Milo Twentymiles is bad and wrong and writing itself. Err, ignore that. Wow, I can chose between really bad!wrong!RPS or really bad and wrong incest.

I think I'll just go write some nice dysfunctional FNL. Or maybe Clueless. I so want to write some Clueless. Or Ugly Betty. Did everyone have a nice weekend?

Comments

[romancandles.livejournal.com]

I think I've been under the apparently completely false assumption that you live in the UK for a while now. Huh.

When you say Clueless, are you talking Alicia Silverstone and Paul Rudd when he was less funny? Because if so DO IT. Or Ugly Betty. Or FNL.

I vote in triplicate.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

No, I haven't lived in the UK for a little while now. I miss it dreadfully though. And yes, I mean Clueless with Alicia Silverstone in her one and only good movie. She's like a one-hit wonder actress.

[romancandles.livejournal.com]

She's like a one-hit wonder actress.

Blasphemy, they name is hackthis. What about the work of GENIUS that was Excess Baggage? OR Blast from the Past?

[rhienelleth.livejournal.com]

Ugly Betty fic! That is so awesome, I have no words. There should be way more UB fic in the world. Thanks for the link. :)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You are very welcome for the link, and I agree that there should definitely be more.

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

"What do you mean, I can't send bacon? It's a gift of honor. No pig could ask for more than to be the best breakfast meat there is. It's not like I'm sending sausage, for Christ's sake."

"I just don't think it'd be wise, Ari." Mrs. Ari is opening her mouth and it's not to put his dick in it, so Ari knows he's in trouble. Fuck. "George might think you were disrespectful."

"I fucking am disrespectful, baby." He shuffles through his handheld and places and order for the biggest fucking funeral wreath he can find. And he orders George a copy of the complete set of Porky's movies, just for symmetry.

"It's all right, Ari. At least it died of natural causes and not because you backed over it this time."

"I didn't back over the fucking thing on purpose." He snaps off a hunk of bacon with his teeth and savors it, his eyes narrowing. "If it'd been on purpose, I wouldn't have had to send the flowers."

"You're a sick fucker, Ari."

He nods and takes another bite. "That's why you love me, baby. That's why they all love me."

**

Also, I vote for Ugly Betty fic. *smooch*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I love you like I'M BLIND BABY!!

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Ari says you should forget about me and just will the love directly to him. He takes cash, money orders and blow jobs. Not necessarily in that order.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I see you and Ari have been spending quality time together, like the chicken pox! It's true, once you have him, he never really leaves.

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Ari doesn't like to admit how comfortable he is in my head where all the boys are having sex. *g*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he pretends otherwise, but I think he secretly finds it less stressful than being around a bunch of women having sex, because that's bound to get him into trouble.

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

He can just kick back, take a look around. With women, he has to be on the look out, not to mention the biggest dick in the pack. It's tough being, Ari sometimes.

Not that he'd trade it for all the pussy in China, mind you, but it ain't always easy, you know?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

ARI LOVES YOU! *is so proud*

[moonlitpines.livejournal.com]

STROKE 9!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, sorry. I just NEVER see anyone reference them ever ever ever and I love them like WHOA and yay!!!!!!!!

Also, I am having a sad moment for George over Max's death. Man, G&M stayed together long after the fad was over. I give them a moment of silence. The White House could've used a First Pig instead of those damned dogs we usually get prowling around.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Many many moons ago, right before they got big, literally by months, a friend of mine almost hooked up with the lead singer, but she said he did something skeevy (I'm old I forget what) and she was just like 'GAH!' Ah, men. I even have their first album. I never liked 'Little Black Backpack' though I always preferred City Life.

*sniff* R.I.P Max!

[moonlitpines.livejournal.com]

You have no idea how often I cruise around singing don't haaaaaaaaate me, don't regret meeeeeee, don't ever, forget meeeeee wherever you goooooo whatever you doooooo, don't say Iiiiiiiii never loved youuuuu.

Um, yeah. Also the do it all over again song? Noooooo, I'd never believe that boy was capable of skeevy. *leer*

But your friend probably meant the unacceptable skeevy, so I will block that out and just sing loudly.

Maaaaaaaaaaaax!!! Here's to the potbellied wingman of a lifetime.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Maaaaaaaaaaaax!!! Here's to the potbellied wingman of a lifetime.

I feel like we should have a wake (Defamer was thinking more along the lines of a BBQ (http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/george-clooney/george-clooneys-300lb-pig-companion-dies-huge-turnout-expected-at-bbq-tribute-219103.php). I love me some Defamer though).

p.s. Mel says hi. She misses you. I was supposed to tell you that about fifteen-thousand weeks ago, but I am sucky and have beer-adled memory loss.

[moonlitpines.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwwww...

MEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I miss her, too! And Kat!!! Tell them both hi, when you see/talk to them again, yes?

Y'all (and Kimber!) were the best things about that year on the West Coast.

I may abstain from eating bbq for a week in honor of Max.

Maaaaaaaaybe. If I don't drive past a place and smell it cooking.

[avid-slacker.livejournal.com]

I honestly felt a little heartbroken when I heard about Max. It's the end of one of Hollywood's finest couples.

Also, Rob and Big rock.

Rob & Big = OTP

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I wath Rob & Big and they are so married and MFEO it makes my heart full of love. Also, *sniff* Max.

[jonem.livejournal.com]

Clueless? I would be SO all over that.

Aww, poor Max! *sheds tear*

As if!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*sniff* MAX!

Also, Clueless is the bestest.

Re: As if!

[jonem.livejournal.com]

And it's even better when it's spoofed by the Golden Girls (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdFvndmM_8I).

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Mentions of John Sheppard currently make me curl up into a ball and shake (which sadly does not prevent me from trying to figure out what sort of crack crossover I can force him into).

And I am embarrassed to admit this (actually I'm not, I have no shame) but I saw another Heroes article that had major RPS potential and decided that I had to wait to post it because I think I might be scaring people.

And George right now is clearly a menance to society and should be locked safely a way in my closet, for the public good. He can have supervised playdates, though.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Mentions of John Sheppard currently make me curl up into a ball and shake (which sadly does not prevent me from trying to figure out what sort of crack crossover I can force him into).

*snicker* And also? *snicker* Yeah, I feel your pain. I'm not a fan of the show (but I love the fan fiction) and yet I've had extensive conversation about the hair.

I saw another Heroes article that had major RPS potential and decided that I had to wait to post it because I think I might be scaring people.

Pfft. Lightweights!

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Milo Twentymiles? That is just stupidly funny. I know, because I am laughing like an idiot at that.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Dude, Ventemilga, or however that's spelled and breaking it down vente is twenty in Italian and miglia is miles -- so really, he's milo twentymiles which is yet another reason I crack up whenver he's on screen.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Also? Re:bacon? Please see this snippet (http://hackthis.livejournal.com/414189.html?thread=10164205#t10164205) that L wrote for me.

[askmehow.livejournal.com]

Speaking of more Ugly Betty fic, have you seen these? Two ficlets, both by yahtzee63: one (http://yahtzee63.livejournal.com/279293.html#cutid1) and two (http://yahtzee63.livejournal.com/273160.html#cutid2). And they are excellent.

I think I'll just go write some nice dysfunctional FNL. Or maybe Clueless. I so want to write some Clueless. Or Ugly Betty. Did everyone have a nice weekend?
Limitation is for people who aren't sensitive artistes. Therefore, in the words of Landry, go forth and multiply. Lots and lots of fics! I'm not ashamed to beg.