hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2007-04-17 04:11 pm

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This week sucks. I thought I could come up with something clever (sucks like a $2 hooker! TM[livejournal.com profile] antheia) or catchy (if it sucks, it must be a day ending in 'Y'!) or suitably cutting (sucks like your mom!) to describe how hard it sucks, but nope, don't even have that. That is how hard this week sucks.

And now this:

Eric Bana and Rachel McAdams will star in The Time Traveler's Wife, the Robert Schwentke-directed adaptation of the bestselling Audrey Niffenegger novel.

Shooting's set to start in August.

Bana will play a Chicago librarian with a genetic disorder that causes him to time-travel when he is under duress. Though his disorder causes him to vanish for long periods, he tries to build a life with the woman he loves. She's a young heiress struggling with the arrangement.


I love Rachel. If I were into girls, I would totally hit that, but Eric Bana? As HENRY? Henry is lithe. Henry is a little punky. Eric Bana is the fucking Hulk (horrible movie, but the idea sticks). Couldn't you get a real actor like Ed Norton (even though, he's apparently playing the Hulk now)? Or a real Henry, like, like somebody else? How about Matthew Goode? He's hot. He can be an asshole too. And he and Rachel McAdams would set the screen on fire. And Clare isn't an heiress! WTF, people?! I must go cry now -- or something suitably [livejournal.com profile] hackthis as I don't cry.

I know. Please go convince [livejournal.com profile] scribblinlenore she has to write Nathan/Peter under the title SEX BOMB!

Do it for me the children the porn ME. Please?!!!

[identity profile] azewewish.livejournal.com 2007-04-17 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Black Hawk Down wasn't shit. ;)

[identity profile] knowledgequeen.livejournal.com 2007-04-17 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I sit corrected, LOL; I don't usually think of that as an Eric film, if only because it was such an ensemble piece, but you're absolutely right. :)

[identity profile] azewewish.livejournal.com 2007-04-17 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
And I am ridiculously looking forward to 'Romulus, My Father' & 'The Other Boleyn Girl'.

It's a shame that he was so wasted in 'Troy'. *sighs*

[identity profile] knowledgequeen.livejournal.com 2007-04-18 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
See, I'm looking forward to Romulus, but anything Philippa Gregory wrote is unmitigated shit so I'm going to have to be really fucked up to go see that sober. XD

[identity profile] azewewish.livejournal.com 2007-04-18 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm not looking forward to it because of the source material. *g* I'm looking forward to it for the cast.