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This week sucks. I thought I could come up with something clever (sucks like a $2 hooker! TM

antheia) or catchy (if it sucks, it must be a day ending in 'Y'!) or suitably cutting (sucks like your mom!) to describe how hard it sucks, but nope, don't even have that. That is how hard this week sucks.

And now this:

Eric Bana and Rachel McAdams will star in The Time Traveler's Wife, the Robert Schwentke-directed adaptation of the bestselling Audrey Niffenegger novel.

Shooting's set to start in August.

Bana will play a Chicago librarian with a genetic disorder that causes him to time-travel when he is under duress. Though his disorder causes him to vanish for long periods, he tries to build a life with the woman he loves. She's a young heiress struggling with the arrangement.

I love Rachel. If I were into girls, I would totally hit that, but Eric Bana? As HENRY? Henry is lithe. Henry is a little punky. Eric Bana is the fucking Hulk (horrible movie, but the idea sticks). Couldn't you get a real actor like Ed Norton (even though, he's apparently playing the Hulk now)? Or a real Henry, like, like somebody else? How about Matthew Goode? He's hot. He can be an asshole too. And he and Rachel McAdams would set the screen on fire. And Clare isn't an heiress! WTF, people?! I must go cry now -- or something suitably

hackthis as I don't cry.

I know. Please go convince

scribblinlenore she has to write Nathan/Peter under the title SEX BOMB!

Do it for me ~~the children~~ ~~the porn~~ ME. Please?!!!

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scribblinlenore is going to write a fic involving Nathan, Peter and LUSH products (http://usa.lush.com/cgi-bin/lushdb/157?expand=Bath)?

Shiny!

What was even better than what you said was your response. 'Shiny!' *chuckles* Too cute.

Don't you think that Nathan and Peter would be very shiny after testing out a wide range of Lush products?

I love how subtle you are. I have ideas, I just can't get anything to come to fruition. Certainly not for a lack of thinking about -- ooh chocolate -- um, where was I? Yes. Nathan & Peter. Lush.

The lotion is a gift from one of Peter's nursing school friends, because men should smell good too. Peter doesn't really notice the smell, he just uses it because it's there and it's not greasy.

When Nathan visits though, he notices, because Nathan notices everything. His nose wrinkling first in confusion, then in distaste, and then upon another sniff. "Huh."

Peter snorts softly to himself.

Except the smell is all over Peter. In his hair, on his clothing, even his skin is shimmering strangely -- it's like it's another person, some other influence, which is completely unacceptable to Nathan. So there is shoving. Lots of man-handling. Against the door. In the kitchen.

Nathan's smelling behind Peter's ear, and Peter sighs. "You know, even dogs aren't this possessive about their territory."

Nathan laughs low in his throat. "Does that make you my bitch?"

Peter glances over his shoulder. "I was going to say 'only in your dreams,' but now I think there's something you want to tell me."

And then there is sex. On the floor. Which kind of hurts and it kind of mind-blowing.

Later, when Nathan's collecting this things to leave, Peter's still lying on the floor of the kitchen in a pile of clothes, drawing aimless patterns on the tiling.

"Are you going to get up?" Nathan asks, adjusting his tie.

"Why?" Peter asks curiously.

"You can't stay there forever."

Peter licks his lower lip. "I can try."

Nathan sighs and rubs his hand over his face. His skin smells like Peter even after a shower. "Pete, don't start."

Peter snorts softly again. "Don't start. Don't stop. You should make up your mind."

Nathan shakes his head and turns sharply on his heel. "I have," he snaps.

"Yeah," Peter calls after him, "right."

Heee! I am a terribly evil enabler and you just too amazing for words. This was terrific and very, very inspired. LushPorn! What could be better?

Do you think that the people at Lush would mind if there was, say, a fanfic challenge based on Lush products? It wouldn't *have* to be all-R+NC17, of course - there are some very innocent uses for Lush yummies.

And, you know, some Lush things (http://usa.lush.com/cgi-bin/lushdb/2176?expand=Skincare) are for boys, too (http://usa.lush.com/cgi-bin/lushdb/2462?expand=Massage%20Bars).

I think you should be able to use the name or the product or both -- all in the name of marketing though you understand. We're doing it for the company -- and 5% off the backend.