"In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary, come again?"

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This is what I thought about last night's Heroes 'Five Years Past', or whatever it was called.




Nathan was dead?

THEY KILLED NATHAN?!!!

Well, I knew something was wrong, b/c that sure as hell wasn't Nathan because he would never have let Peter go away – no matter what they fought about – and bad Peter for not realizing something was dead wrong when Nathan wasn't harassing him every five seconds -- but, uh, THEY KILLED NATHAN.

If they kill Nathan -- I will stop watching. That's not a threat, that's just the truth. Even though Adrian Pasdar was rocking those suits last night and it was never a better time to be a White House Intern (PREACH!).

It was nice to see Jim Profit in the White House, yo, seriously. Did I mention the suits?

Also? Okay, Peter with a scar and dressing all hotass? Whoooooooooooo boy.

No, really, whoooo boy. And I mean that in all the best possible, "here let me channel a little Neo from The Matrix and some Italian mob movie here in my tacky STRIP CLUB!" way. I would talk to K about this, but her head won't stop spinning around her neck and she might get pea soup on me.

As for Mohinder well, it's like I told antheia:

Dude, Mohinder has Petrelli-fever. He's totally their Marilyn Monroe. Maybe marginally smarter, but not by much.

Seriously though, Peter was SMOKING last night, I was like, Uhhhhhhh, there is NO WAY Nathan would have let that out the house.

Sylar as Mystique running the White House was marginally interesting -- it would have been way more interesting if it actually WAS Mystique though, for reals.

Also, you know my favorite part was when Sylar killed Claire. For reals.

I clapped.

A lot.

And for a long time.

Some other stuff happened, the show actually stopped being all "pro-America and aren't we the best, brightest and the saviours of all" and made a real indictment of the post 9/11-era. That was fucking impressive and all. Terrorists, huh?

Comments

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I love that you call Sylar 'Brain-Muncher' I have to remember that for next week's review. Really. *makes note to self*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Therefore, Nathan's been around for some time and it's only been recently that Sylar has somehow replaced him. So ya know, he and Peter were have hotass sex in the Oval Office long before now.

Yes, I exploring that in my AU of the AU. Really. ;)

As for Claire, I give her a lot of slack cause I'm always 'oh she's just a teenager and teenager's are like that' but after that shit with Bennet at the diner? Bitch please.

I told y'all I did the Snoopy dance of victory when she got whacked. Really.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

This is because he's smoking hot. Seriously. I like stubble anyway, so this was like some sort of orgasmic overload. Just saying. Also, you see my icon? This is baby Nathan. Really.

[ladyclio16.livejournal.com]

It was so obvious both Sylar!Nathan (which is weird considering he was't even really Nathan) and Peter fell into old patterns,just with different people. I can't wait to read it.

[porntestpilot.livejournal.com]

When he was in the Oval Office all I could think about was sex. I feel there is a strong correlation there, but I just can't figure out what it is. //looks at the ceiling//

Both of them looked so goddamn hot, if that had the real Nathan, they would have just had sex in the hallway. Now I am torn between whether the sex in the hallway would be cooler than what actually happened. Is there a geek v. porno argument?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Y'all are really unfocussed you need to make a plan as to what I should work on and stick with it. Maybe I need to make a poll.