I feel vaguely displeased with almost everything today.

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[Poll #980313]

ETA: Apparently I am oppressing you, because the poll is in radio buttons, so vote for what you want most and then talk about anything else in the comments -- okay serialkarma?

Also, step away from the coffee pot.

Leaving Things Unsaid is a Nathan/Peter fan vid by kimochi and I don't know if I'm a bit emotional today or something, but I just kept thinking, *sniff* WOOBIES! Theirloveissofuckedupandwrong! Shut up, the lot of you. The past few weeks of Heroes has been very fucking traumatic for me -- in that awesome, here, slap me around some more way.

Speaking of slapping people around:

Dear barely_bean, linaerys, scribblinlenore and sparky77 -- having now seen six of the eight Profit episodes I can safely say, uh, WHERE CAN I GET ME ONE OF THOSE? It's so wrong, but so deliciously right, you can totally see how much fun Adrian had with that role, especially in Sykes there are these moments when he's just got these little mannerisms -- I want to lick Jim Profit in all his bad 80s-replicated suits. Also, um, so, Gail/Profit all the way, yes? YES. Definitely. It's not even a sexual relationship as much as it's this sort of learning how to trust someone who is clearly off their nut, but still has your back. Yes, awesomeness. DAMN YOU FOX, YET AGAIN!

Wednesday will be my five year El Jay anniversary and I'd totally planned to post a story on that day, except that I've forgotten how to write, yet again. Doesn't it figure I'd get performance anxiety now. This never happens when I'm having sex in public! Just saying.

Is it time for The Petrelli Show yet?

Comments

[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

*BOUNCES AND SHARES HEROES SQUEE!!*

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Why is this poll in radio buttons? Why must I choose just one? I am oppressed! I protest! I demand justice!

um. hi!

[linaerys.livejournal.com]

All I have to say is . . .



Profit sloth.

Well, not really. I want one too, the human variety more than the sloth. There's something so endearing about him. In a twisted, evil, adorable way.

I think today is a vaguely displeasing day for many people. Don't know why.

[antheia.livejournal.com]

I don't understand why Mondays can't be shortened so we can get to 9 o'clock faster. Honestly.

I think that, after the next couple of weeks of Heroes, it's going to be time for a Psych bender. No, really - I'm about thirty seconds away from going to buy it.

[blondiusmaximus.livejournal.com]

Oval Office sex! Just think how nice that plush, blue carpet will feel on Peter's knees.

[ladydey.livejournal.com]

Do not be and EVIL tease and say that there is the possibility of Oval office fun and Enforcer!Peter and not deliver -- THAT WOULD BE CRUEL!!!!

Please, please, please -- can I vote twice?!?!?

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

I also feel oppressed by the radio buttons. And I'm so out of it today that it took me several tries to realize that I couldn't actually select more than one.

I'm working on the mid-air sex one. I have ideas, but logic keeps getting in the way.

And a huge, huge yes to Profit/Gail. I love Gail. If it wasn't for the awesomness of Pasdar, she would be my favorite character. And that actress has the best facial expression as you watch her slowly, well fall in love isn't quie right, maybe fall in fascination with Profit.

[ladyjestyr.livejournal.com]

OH GOD ENFORCER!PETER

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*dies*

[author-by-night.livejournal.com]

Is this a reaction to my LJ entry? Because I didn't mean to offend anyone. It was all tongue in cheek...

[heidi8.livejournal.com]

I just want to see Peter in emo-forcer enforcer mode, regardless of whether it's rated PG or NC17, because I want to see just what he would do to Keep Nathan Happy (not that way. well, maybe that way.).

[ilovedoyle.livejournal.com]

i apologise for the impolite option i chose in the poll, but heck, you wrote it! :-D

erm, I still <3 your Telegraph Avenue stuff, so I would LOVE to read a lil Ryan/Seth from you!

[chinawolf.livejournal.com]

I have to vote for sex in the oval, but I'm coming around on Mohinder/Sylar, too, and there CAN NEVER BE ENOUGH Tim and Landry. *nod*

[arby-m.livejournal.com]

OMG didn't you think that Adrian gave his Sylar-as-Nathan a certain Profit-esque quality? I thought some of his lines could have come straight from Profit.

[kelly-girl.livejournal.com]

Enforcer!Peter would be insanely loyal to Nathan. Loyal and dedicated and they'd do things in that Oval office that would have us blushing. Blushing!

Seriously I love notquitesane! Peter which I think he showed us a little of in 'Five years gone' or maybe that was just 'I came hear to kick ass and chew bubblegum and that bubblegum is gone' Peter.

[girl-wonder.livejournal.com]

If you write a 5 yrs AU I will have your children. And maybe create temples.

[romancandles.livejournal.com]

Dude, it is no fair to promise sex in the Petrelli fics and not in the Mohinder/Sylar fic. I mean, the latter could potentially include sex in the oval office. Just so we're clear. This poll is BIASED.

Why isn't there a box for "all of the above. COMBINED." Come on, you are slashing the dream!

Um, can you tell me really fast if there's any Tim and Landry in the finale? Because I've got a fic I'm sitting on, but don't want it to have been AUed already.

[gene-lee.livejournal.com]

I always love me some Heroes fic, but we can't let Tim and Landry go neglected. Especially since NBC hasn't made up their minds whether to keep FNL next season. Stoopid netwerk.