I feel vaguely displeased with almost everything today.

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[Poll #980313]

ETA: Apparently I am oppressing you, because the poll is in radio buttons, so vote for what you want most and then talk about anything else in the comments -- okay serialkarma?

Also, step away from the coffee pot.

Leaving Things Unsaid is a Nathan/Peter fan vid by kimochi and I don't know if I'm a bit emotional today or something, but I just kept thinking, *sniff* WOOBIES! Theirloveissofuckedupandwrong! Shut up, the lot of you. The past few weeks of Heroes has been very fucking traumatic for me -- in that awesome, here, slap me around some more way.

Speaking of slapping people around:

Dear barely_bean, linaerys, scribblinlenore and sparky77 -- having now seen six of the eight Profit episodes I can safely say, uh, WHERE CAN I GET ME ONE OF THOSE? It's so wrong, but so deliciously right, you can totally see how much fun Adrian had with that role, especially in Sykes there are these moments when he's just got these little mannerisms -- I want to lick Jim Profit in all his bad 80s-replicated suits. Also, um, so, Gail/Profit all the way, yes? YES. Definitely. It's not even a sexual relationship as much as it's this sort of learning how to trust someone who is clearly off their nut, but still has your back. Yes, awesomeness. DAMN YOU FOX, YET AGAIN!

Wednesday will be my five year El Jay anniversary and I'd totally planned to post a story on that day, except that I've forgotten how to write, yet again. Doesn't it figure I'd get performance anxiety now. This never happens when I'm having sex in public! Just saying.

Is it time for The Petrelli Show yet?

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[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

*BOUNCES AND SHARES HEROES SQUEE!!*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Now!Now!Now!Now!Now!

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Why is this poll in radio buttons? Why must I choose just one? I am oppressed! I protest! I demand justice!

um. hi!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You! Step away from the coffee pot now.

[linaerys.livejournal.com]

All I have to say is . . .



Profit sloth.

Well, not really. I want one too, the human variety more than the sloth. There's something so endearing about him. In a twisted, evil, adorable way.

I think today is a vaguely displeasing day for many people. Don't know why.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Today sucks. Profit is so awesome I feel aggrieved that I didn't realize this sooner. I am loving this image though, I have to say.

[cleverthylacine]

Dude, who DOESN'T want Jim Profit? I could sit and pet him all day, if I didn't think that he'd bite, and sometimes I wouldn't even mind.

Actually, whoever gave me the SPN prompt is probably horrified, because the events of his life fit SO well into that paradigm AND make him even more sympathetic when viewed through that light.

[antheia.livejournal.com]

I don't understand why Mondays can't be shortened so we can get to 9 o'clock faster. Honestly.

I think that, after the next couple of weeks of Heroes, it's going to be time for a Psych bender. No, really - I'm about thirty seconds away from going to buy it.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Psych will not be out until June. I know this. I have checked. HOWEVER. Kitchen Confidential is out on May 22nd. Psych I believe isn't out until June 22nd and Heroes will be out on August 28th. Not that I keep tabs on these things, I just happen to know them. You know I love random facts.

[blondiusmaximus.livejournal.com]

Oval Office sex! Just think how nice that plush, blue carpet will feel on Peter's knees.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

LMFAO. Quite.

[ladydey.livejournal.com]

Do not be and EVIL tease and say that there is the possibility of Oval office fun and Enforcer!Peter and not deliver -- THAT WOULD BE CRUEL!!!!

Please, please, please -- can I vote twice?!?!?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*laughs* One vote per person until you figure out the Diebold system of rigging the entire electoral process.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

I also feel oppressed by the radio buttons. And I'm so out of it today that it took me several tries to realize that I couldn't actually select more than one.

I'm working on the mid-air sex one. I have ideas, but logic keeps getting in the way.

And a huge, huge yes to Profit/Gail. I love Gail. If it wasn't for the awesomness of Pasdar, she would be my favorite character. And that actress has the best facial expression as you watch her slowly, well fall in love isn't quie right, maybe fall in fascination with Profit.

[linaerys.livejournal.com]

Gail really represents the fangirl viewing audience more than any other character. She wants to maybe despise him, but she can't, she's fascinated, she finds herself accepting more and more questionable compromises, she seems to have a guarded crush, and a slightly maternal feeling toward him, and she's smart enough to never ever go against his wishes. I love Profit/Gail.

[ladyjestyr.livejournal.com]

OH GOD ENFORCER!PETER

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*dies*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

So, that would be a yes on Enforcer!Peter then I take it.

[author-by-night.livejournal.com]

Is this a reaction to my LJ entry? Because I didn't mean to offend anyone. It was all tongue in cheek...

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, I haven't the foggiest idea what you're talking about.

[heidi8.livejournal.com]

I just want to see Peter in emo-forcer enforcer mode, regardless of whether it's rated PG or NC17, because I want to see just what he would do to Keep Nathan Happy (not that way. well, maybe that way.).

[cleverthylacine]

Of course that way. Who do you think you are trying to fool here?

Have you seen Profit yet? OMG ADRIAN. And you need to, so you can understand my Profit-SPN fic.

[ilovedoyle.livejournal.com]

i apologise for the impolite option i chose in the poll, but heck, you wrote it! :-D

erm, I still <3 your Telegraph Avenue stuff, so I would LOVE to read a lil Ryan/Seth from you!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Aw, darling, that's very sweet, but that ship sailed, like, a very long time ago.

[chinawolf.livejournal.com]

I have to vote for sex in the oval, but I'm coming around on Mohinder/Sylar, too, and there CAN NEVER BE ENOUGH Tim and Landry. *nod*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I miss FNL. I feel like it's been gone for years. How is it only May?

[arby-m.livejournal.com]

OMG didn't you think that Adrian gave his Sylar-as-Nathan a certain Profit-esque quality? I thought some of his lines could have come straight from Profit.

[arby-m.livejournal.com]

And yes, Profit is the best. Can you believe how far ahead of its time it was? Nevermind that the production values are from the 80's. It might have had a chance if it were aired now - and not on Fox.

[kelly-girl.livejournal.com]

Enforcer!Peter would be insanely loyal to Nathan. Loyal and dedicated and they'd do things in that Oval office that would have us blushing. Blushing!

Seriously I love notquitesane! Peter which I think he showed us a little of in 'Five years gone' or maybe that was just 'I came hear to kick ass and chew bubblegum and that bubblegum is gone' Peter.

[skripka.livejournal.com]

They'd have us blushing? Are you sure you have the right us?

Poor Peter. No more bubblegum. :(

[girl-wonder.livejournal.com]

If you write a 5 yrs AU I will have your children. And maybe create temples.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I didn't say it would be a long AU, I just want to point this out now that you've signed the contract.

[romancandles.livejournal.com]

Dude, it is no fair to promise sex in the Petrelli fics and not in the Mohinder/Sylar fic. I mean, the latter could potentially include sex in the oval office. Just so we're clear. This poll is BIASED.

Why isn't there a box for "all of the above. COMBINED." Come on, you are slashing the dream!

Um, can you tell me really fast if there's any Tim and Landry in the finale? Because I've got a fic I'm sitting on, but don't want it to have been AUed already.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

Your complaints have been duly noted and discarded by the management. Just saying. As for Tim & Landry in the FNL finale, sweetie, I wish I could say, but I just don't remember. It's been a while.

[gene-lee.livejournal.com]

I always love me some Heroes fic, but we can't let Tim and Landry go neglected. Especially since NBC hasn't made up their minds whether to keep FNL next season. Stoopid netwerk.