Everybody else is doing it, why can't we?

[hackthis_archive]

What kind of day is today? Today is the day that I locked my purse in my desk, with the key to the desk inside. Impressive, no?

As seen on, oh, everybody else's LJ:

If you had me under your command and could make me write anything, regardless of whether or not I know the fandom or if anybody even writes fic in that fandom and no matter how crack-addled it might be, what would you love to see me write?

Naturally, no writing contract is binding until it's signed in blood and payment of naked Adrian Pasdars or blindingly awesome cover art has been received in full.

Comments

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I'm working on it, baby. I had something, but it died, and then I had something else, but it got confused and now I dunno.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You know I used to be such a nice boy girl.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Y'all are priceless.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

No. Dude, stop that. Oh god, Landry would be like a puppy chewing on Nathan's shoe. He'd be relentless.

[1407graymalkin.livejournal.com]

We clearly have not met. Hi, I'm Malkin. I bring plot bunnies wherever I go. It's not my fault, I say stuff like: Imagine Landry's take on these Heroes he's heard about, like the one that blew up NYC. And how Nathan would have to deal with him because it would be better than Mayor Rodell. Or Buddy Garrity.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

He'd be so persistent, it would remind Nathan of Peter in way -- before the bomb and Peter's abilities and Claire and fifteen thousand other things. Peter doesn't have to be persistent anymore, anything he wants now, he just makes happen. He doesn't ask Nathan for things , now he just tells Nathan what he's done. A lot of the time he doesn't even do that. This Landry though, with his invisible eyebrows and intractable manner, he's Peter-like. He makes Nathan look around to where Claire's cheerleading and Peter's in the stands, talking to girls Claire's age.

[1407graymalkin.livejournal.com]

*giggles manically*

is this the start of a fic?

[dorrie6.livejournal.com]

I do tend to linger on things longer than most people. :)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Absolutely NOT. I was just drabbling for you.

[1407graymalkin.livejournal.com]

oh well, *sigh*

Thank you though. <3

[storydivagirl.livejournal.com]

I try not to aim small. Like ever. Heh.

It does sound like the start to an interesting joke...

[pixelarious.livejournal.com]

Oh my, for serious? Hmm, let me think... so many possibilities...

Singin in the Rain has a small small small set of fics with Cosmo/Don/Kathy, which, awesome, but I'd kind of love to see Cosmo/Lena. He has no time for her, she thinks he's a nobody, but that just makes it challenging (excellent movie, too, if you haven't seen it). But it's not slash! I've gotta suggest slash! Bender/Brian, see if you can top Resonant's Higher Learning. Joey/Ross, hee. Ed Exley/Bud White, bc they = win (and cannot have enough fic written about them, ever). Dan Rydell crossovers, hmm, with... ooh, Daniel from Ugly Betty, or Danny or Martin (or both!) from Without a Trace, or Nathan (!), or Dean from Supernatural, or ... he'd be hot with anyone, really.

Ok, that's enough out of me. Probably anything you wrote would be awesome.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I see you trying to be all tricksy. Nathan thinking he got away from Landry by hiding underneath the stands, and then Landry finding him anyway, and Peter laughing from afar.

[storydivagirl.livejournal.com]

Dude. That is awesomeness.

[veryshortlist.livejournal.com]

Whyyyyyy? Why do you always kick me when I'm highhhhhhhhh? Knock me down till we see eye to eyeeeeeeeee!

[raucousraven.livejournal.com]

Anderson Cooper interviewing Nathan Petrelli. Go!

[sandersyager.livejournal.com]

If the world were truly a beautiful and just place, you would write Highway's Jack/Pilot, and when that ran its natural course, adorkable stoner Pilot would make his way to NYC and hook up with slackerish Peter Petrelli. And then there would be Milo Ventimiglia/Jake Gyllenhaal RPS.

And not that it's relevant, I friended you because skripka made me read one of your Heroes fics, and I remembered then that you are made of awesome and snark and are the reason I believe RPS isn't inherently evil but in fact a basic right.

[gene-lee.livejournal.com]

You should write a Real World crossover with Heroes, FNL, Entourage, and House. "This is the true story of seven strangers picked to live in a house and have their lives taped. Find out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting real."

Where Hiro gets to go into the confession box and start yelling at the camera in Japanese about how that Ari bitch ate his mother-fucking yogurt again. "Billain! Billain!!"

[merrymelody.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I have an even more retro choice - Bobby/John, post X3.

[algernon-mouse.livejournal.com]

Taking it back old school. :P

[ravurian]

Yeah, I'd open Photoshop again if I could mindbend you into writing whatever I wanted, haha. But what would I want?

John and Rodney in the Atlantis of the Heroes'verse? You bet.
Sark assigned to Atlantis? Hell yes.
Lee Adama, Peter Petrelli, John Sheppard and Draco Malfoy imprisoned by the Cylons post-Apocalypse? Sign me up.

Heh. Dare you, you saucy jack.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You know, when I saw the movie I was tempted. i admit it. I was real tempted, but Johnny's hair just scarred me too badly. ;)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*jaw drops*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Dude, Ugly Betty was off the CHAIN last night. I may totally have to write some of that during hiatus.