Everybody else is doing it, why can't we?

[hackthis_archive]

What kind of day is today? Today is the day that I locked my purse in my desk, with the key to the desk inside. Impressive, no?

As seen on, oh, everybody else's LJ:

If you had me under your command and could make me write anything, regardless of whether or not I know the fandom or if anybody even writes fic in that fandom and no matter how crack-addled it might be, what would you love to see me write?

Naturally, no writing contract is binding until it's signed in blood and payment of naked Adrian Pasdars or blindingly awesome cover art has been received in full.

Comments

[dorrie6.livejournal.com]

If you were my fic slave, you'd be writing Neville fic all day long. But as it is, I like just waiting to see what you come up with next. :)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Neville. I haven't had a HP thought in over a year, but who knows what the summer will bring.

[1407graymalkin.livejournal.com]

While at a game between Odessa and Dillon, Tami Taylor gets to give Nathan Petrelli a piece of her mind on his politics.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*pauses* You know, that's a pretty damn awesome x-over. It's a shame I can't write Tami. Someone needs to write that.

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

You would be writing me endless amounts of Danny/Rusty fic if you were at my command.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Ocean's 13, kiddo. It doesn't look like it sucks. Well, not as hard as Twelve did at any rate.

[storydivagirl.livejournal.com]

Nathan Petrelli, Billy Riggins, Dean Winchester and Alexis/Alex Meade sit around a bar and talk about annoying little brothers (that they love a whole lot)

[1407graymalkin.livejournal.com]

FTW

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Heroes RPS/Ocean's 11 crossover! Adrian/Milo, Danny/Rusty, and Linus involved somehow because he's awesome. And lots of hot men in suits, wacky hijinks, and sex.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You are EVOL. Good Lord.

[fivil.livejournal.com]

I know you go for slash most of the time - all of the time? - as do I really, but I just watched the latest episode of Entourage and found the whole thing with Turtle and Kelly rather cute. And cute Entourage het pairings that aren't Ari/Mrs Ari? Hardly ever happen, so I thought that was worthy-of-fic special. And you're my first thought when I think of Entourage fic, so yeah.

Or just more Neville/Theodore until the internets explode.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

How adorable were Kelly and Turtle?! Totally FTW. So way better than Amanda and Vince -- bleh. Vince is married to Eric, he needs to stop beard shopping.

[algernon-mouse.livejournal.com]

Draco/Harry: They say the war is over.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Not the idea, darlin' the pairing. Whooo boy. Going retro on me, are you?

[darksylvia.livejournal.com]

Brendon/Ryan Panic! At the Disco slash. *cough*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh gods, y'all are hysterically funny.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You are persistent, I'll give you that.

[sparrowette.livejournal.com]

Full House starring the Petrellis. :P

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I'm not even acting like I read that.

[aurora]

More good Sylar/Mohinder fic. Because I'm getting tired with the Sylar/Mary sue bug that has bitten a lot of the Heroes writers. *g*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I'm working on it, baby. I had something, but it died, and then I had something else, but it got confused and now I dunno.

[veryshortlist.livejournal.com]

I am in love with the song in your entry.

Write what you want.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You know I used to be such a nice boy girl.

[mahaliem.livejournal.com]

President George Clooney saves the world between feedings of the First Son.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh.

[elzed.livejournal.com]

Tim Riggins/Tami Taylor sex. You said crack?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Y'all are priceless.

[pixelarious.livejournal.com]

Oh my, for serious? Hmm, let me think... so many possibilities...

Singin in the Rain has a small small small set of fics with Cosmo/Don/Kathy, which, awesome, but I'd kind of love to see Cosmo/Lena. He has no time for her, she thinks he's a nobody, but that just makes it challenging (excellent movie, too, if you haven't seen it). But it's not slash! I've gotta suggest slash! Bender/Brian, see if you can top Resonant's Higher Learning. Joey/Ross, hee. Ed Exley/Bud White, bc they = win (and cannot have enough fic written about them, ever). Dan Rydell crossovers, hmm, with... ooh, Daniel from Ugly Betty, or Danny or Martin (or both!) from Without a Trace, or Nathan (!), or Dean from Supernatural, or ... he'd be hot with anyone, really.

Ok, that's enough out of me. Probably anything you wrote would be awesome.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Dude, Ugly Betty was off the CHAIN last night. I may totally have to write some of that during hiatus.

[raucousraven.livejournal.com]

Anderson Cooper interviewing Nathan Petrelli. Go!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Ohhhhh. If I knew how to write Anderson I would be ALLLLLLLL over that.

[sandersyager.livejournal.com]

If the world were truly a beautiful and just place, you would write Highway's Jack/Pilot, and when that ran its natural course, adorkable stoner Pilot would make his way to NYC and hook up with slackerish Peter Petrelli. And then there would be Milo Ventimiglia/Jake Gyllenhaal RPS.

And not that it's relevant, I friended you because skripka made me read one of your Heroes fics, and I remembered then that you are made of awesome and snark and are the reason I believe RPS isn't inherently evil but in fact a basic right.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*cocks head to the side*

Have you ever read The Incredibly True Adventures of Four Stars, Two Actors In Love, and One Gay Landmark (http://hackthis.livejournal.com/tag/rps:+the+incredibly+true+adventures), because all your talk about Jake Gyllenhall and presumably Jared Leto, well, that might be right up your alley.

I believe RPS isn't inherently evil but in fact a basic right.

Well, obviously. Also? Hi!

[gene-lee.livejournal.com]

You should write a Real World crossover with Heroes, FNL, Entourage, and House. "This is the true story of seven strangers picked to live in a house and have their lives taped. Find out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting real."

Where Hiro gets to go into the confession box and start yelling at the camera in Japanese about how that Ari bitch ate his mother-fucking yogurt again. "Billain! Billain!!"

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*jaw drops*

[ravurian]

Yeah, I'd open Photoshop again if I could mindbend you into writing whatever I wanted, haha. But what would I want?

John and Rodney in the Atlantis of the Heroes'verse? You bet.
Sark assigned to Atlantis? Hell yes.
Lee Adama, Peter Petrelli, John Sheppard and Draco Malfoy imprisoned by the Cylons post-Apocalypse? Sign me up.

Heh. Dare you, you saucy jack.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I see how tricksy you are, you hush.

[literaryll.livejournal.com]

Are you sitting down?

IF YOU WERE MY SLAVE YOU WOULD WRITE A NOVELLA ALL ABOUT GOYLE AND DRACO'S EPIC LOVE. *G*

[popcorn-orgasms.livejournal.com]

There are no words. There Are NO Words. This is the only thing fandom lacks. One more step to being the most crack-addled slashy fandom evah. *shudders*

[random00b.livejournal.com]

Could you PLEASE, PLEASE write Smash? "SmashnStreet" is one of the best FNL fics ever. Plus, there's a serious lack of love for him in the fandom.

[hyding.livejournal.com]

Heroes future fic, where President Nathan finally captured Rebel Leader Peter Petrelli and the public wants Peter prosecuted ASAP. I wonder how proud Nathan'd feel about the success of his anti-heroes campaign.

[heidi8.livejournal.com]

Oooooh, anything?

Anything in the George-verse, Entourage-verse or Heroes that uses either of these lines:
"Clings to me like cellophane..."
"So what if the sex was great?"
"Kept me so insecure but now that's over..."

Can you tell I love the song Right Now?

Passer-by!

[macramedildo.livejournal.com]

If you had me under your command and could make me write anything, regardless of whether or not I know the fandom or if anybody even writes fic in that fandom and no matter how crack-addled it might be, what would you love to see me write?

I'm abusing the bolded section for the purposes of one involving Sufjan Stevens and Daniel Smith. ooooooooh, evil.