Everybody else is doing it, why can't we?

[hackthis_archive]

What kind of day is today? Today is the day that I locked my purse in my desk, with the key to the desk inside. Impressive, no?

As seen on, oh, everybody else's LJ:

If you had me under your command and could make me write anything, regardless of whether or not I know the fandom or if anybody even writes fic in that fandom and no matter how crack-addled it might be, what would you love to see me write?

Naturally, no writing contract is binding until it's signed in blood and payment of naked Adrian Pasdars or blindingly awesome cover art has been received in full.

Comments

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Ohhhhh. If I knew how to write Anderson I would be ALLLLLLLL over that.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*cocks head to the side*

Have you ever read The Incredibly True Adventures of Four Stars, Two Actors In Love, and One Gay Landmark (http://hackthis.livejournal.com/tag/rps:+the+incredibly+true+adventures), because all your talk about Jake Gyllenhall and presumably Jared Leto, well, that might be right up your alley.

I believe RPS isn't inherently evil but in fact a basic right.

Well, obviously. Also? Hi!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I see how tricksy you are, you hush.

[ravurian]

Tricksy, and with photoshop...

[literaryll.livejournal.com]

Are you sitting down?

IF YOU WERE MY SLAVE YOU WOULD WRITE A NOVELLA ALL ABOUT GOYLE AND DRACO'S EPIC LOVE. *G*

[random00b.livejournal.com]

Could you PLEASE, PLEASE write Smash? "SmashnStreet" is one of the best FNL fics ever. Plus, there's a serious lack of love for him in the fandom.

[beck-liz.livejournal.com]

Singin in the Rain has a small small small set of fics with Cosmo/Don/Kathy

... wait, there's more than one??? The only one I know about is cimorene111's.

Sorry for hijacking your LJ, hackthis, but I have to know.

I used to have a Singin icon! This'll have to do.

[pixelarious.livejournal.com]

The only only other one I know is I'm a Musician (Not a Mathematician) (http://community.livejournal.com/calligraphilia/21693.html), which is, like cimorene's, awesome. Perhaps there's crappy SitR fic out there, I don't know, but the few I've ever found have been great. I like D/K/C better than D/C, tho I love them, as they just seem more complete with her (which is of course not always the case in triofics).

Re: I used to have a Singin icon! This'll have to do.

[beck-liz.livejournal.com]

Oooh, thank you so much. I've read cimorene's probably a dozen times.

as they just seem more complete with her (which is of course not always the case in triofics).

I haven't even run across any D/C, so I can't say from experience, but I think you're probably right. It'd seem odd without Kathy. And I do tend to prefer triofics where all three are equal, not where one of the three is just helping the other two to get together. Mind, not that I haven't read a few of the latter that were really good, but mostly it's not my thing.

[sandersyager.livejournal.com]

The Incredibly True Adventures... were actually the first RPS fics I ever read, a little over a year ago. The way you wove the story around tidbits of gossip, photos, and blended fictional and real personalities left an impression. I went away and could remember the story, but kept forgetting your user name, so each time someone recced something of yours, I've been smacked by the realization that you write brilliantly and an urge to offer myself up as your minion. It finally clicked that I could just use that lovely little friending feature and stop missing great writing. /fangirling

Hi.

[hyding.livejournal.com]

Heroes future fic, where President Nathan finally captured Rebel Leader Peter Petrelli and the public wants Peter prosecuted ASAP. I wonder how proud Nathan'd feel about the success of his anti-heroes campaign.

[popcorn-orgasms.livejournal.com]

There are no words. There Are NO Words. This is the only thing fandom lacks. One more step to being the most crack-addled slashy fandom evah. *shudders*

[heidi8.livejournal.com]

Oooooh, anything?

Anything in the George-verse, Entourage-verse or Heroes that uses either of these lines:
"Clings to me like cellophane..."
"So what if the sex was great?"
"Kept me so insecure but now that's over..."

Can you tell I love the song Right Now?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*blushes*

You are very sweet, thank you.

Passer-by!

[macramedildo.livejournal.com]

If you had me under your command and could make me write anything, regardless of whether or not I know the fandom or if anybody even writes fic in that fandom and no matter how crack-addled it might be, what would you love to see me write?

I'm abusing the bolded section for the purposes of one involving Sufjan Stevens and Daniel Smith. ooooooooh, evil.

[theothersandman.livejournal.com]

Where Hiro gets to go into the confession box and start yelling at the camera in Japanese about how that Ari bitch ate his mother-fucking yogurt again. "Billain! Billain!!"

I've only ever seen Entourage once (please don't maim me) and never seen The Real World, but this is still the single most hilarious thing I've seen all week. I would pay cold hard cash to see this.