Everybody else is doing it, why can't we?

[hackthis_archive]

What kind of day is today? Today is the day that I locked my purse in my desk, with the key to the desk inside. Impressive, no?

As seen on, oh, everybody else's LJ:

If you had me under your command and could make me write anything, regardless of whether or not I know the fandom or if anybody even writes fic in that fandom and no matter how crack-addled it might be, what would you love to see me write?

Naturally, no writing contract is binding until it's signed in blood and payment of naked Adrian Pasdars or blindingly awesome cover art has been received in full.

Comments

[gene-lee.livejournal.com]

You should write a Real World crossover with Heroes, FNL, Entourage, and House. "This is the true story of seven strangers picked to live in a house and have their lives taped. Find out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting real."

Where Hiro gets to go into the confession box and start yelling at the camera in Japanese about how that Ari bitch ate his mother-fucking yogurt again. "Billain! Billain!!"

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*jaw drops*

[theothersandman.livejournal.com]

Where Hiro gets to go into the confession box and start yelling at the camera in Japanese about how that Ari bitch ate his mother-fucking yogurt again. "Billain! Billain!!"

I've only ever seen Entourage once (please don't maim me) and never seen The Real World, but this is still the single most hilarious thing I've seen all week. I would pay cold hard cash to see this.