hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2007-09-27 10:02 am
ravurian: (hugh dancy)

[personal profile] ravurian 2007-09-27 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Your poll mocks me, in lieu (I suppose) of you actually mocking me directly. I prefer it when you world-build - whether it's through cross-overs or AUs or crossover AUs - or run riot through existing worlds with original characters who became more interesting than the legitimate ones (the Montagues, for instance, from your HP tales, or Jamie from Telegraph Avenue). I've always had a fondness for your original characters. Is that germane?

Other than that: give me more Sark, lady. Give Sark the gene and send him to Atlantis. Make him Kevin's new boyfriend in Brothers & Sisters (after all, the show has Ron Rifkin, Balthazar Getty and Patricia Wettig; it's practically an AU of Alias anyway). Have him recruit Veronica Mars, Draco Malfoy and Peter Petrelli for his fight against the demons the Winchesters released on earth. What I'm saying is: crackout, crossover and create.

Yeah.

[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2007-09-27 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, so I said my dream story would be Burn Notice/Torchwood, but that was huge, huge lie. My dream story would be Burn Notice/Kitchen Confidential.

[identity profile] serialkarma.livejournal.com 2007-09-27 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
what about Torchwood/Kitchen Confidential?

[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2007-09-27 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
What about Torchwood/Kitchen Confidential/Burn Notice? More is always better, it's a fundamental rule of life.

[identity profile] serialkarma.livejournal.com 2007-09-27 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, that's just like a recipe for...I don't know, exploding cake!

[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2007-09-27 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. Exploding Alien Cake that contains some sort of alien cake pheromones and is also chocolatey and delicious.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-09-27 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Shhh. I am working on Speshul Crack Right Now!

[identity profile] bedofbones.livejournal.com 2007-09-27 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I want. I wannnnnnnnnnnt.
jcalanthe: Zhang Ziyi laughing in a red dress (laughingzhangziyi)

[personal profile] jcalanthe 2007-09-27 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I like the way you think! My brain explodes with delight at this idea.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-09-27 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I have only seen three Torchwoods though! I can't do a lot here. The story would be like Steven and Jack go to Miami to be guest chefs on Top Chef, and while there Sam, Jack and Steven meet at some bar and get drunk and then Sam invites everybody back to Michael's cos he can't take them to his girlfriend's and while Sam's breaking into Michael's place -- because you know he's off with the burn notice thingy -- Jack appears to investigate some crime and Steven sees the swirly coat and offers to buy it from him. Jack says he can't buy it for cash, but maybe sex. Teh end.

[identity profile] nebt-het.livejournal.com 2007-09-27 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
webgirl offers Torchwood episodes in multiple formats if you are interested !

[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2007-09-28 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee. That's like the best story ever. Jack/Steven would be awesome. And they would have fun. Jack needs to have fun. I am also intrigued by the potential of Kitchen Confidential and a cooking show. That could only go awesomely, wonderfully wrong.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-09-28 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe I will pop in my KC episodes and see what's what. I love writing Jack & Steven. They are awesomecakes.

[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2007-09-27 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
It would be awesome. There could be so much kitchen related fun and sex.

[identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com 2007-09-27 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuck yeah! With the sitcom's characterization skewed to be more like the real people. YES YES. This is my vote, too.

And to think, I was just here to troll.

[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2007-09-27 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
And to think, I was just here to troll.

You could multi-task.

And to think, I was just hoping that someone could get Michael to eat something besides yougurt.

[identity profile] amberlynne.livejournal.com 2007-09-27 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Sark Sark Sark Sark Sark Sark Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-09-27 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I just wrote Sark on Monday! Yeesh.

[identity profile] serialkarma.livejournal.com 2007-09-27 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
wait, wait, I changed my mind on that last one. What Sparky said. Times TEN.

[identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com 2007-09-27 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't wait to see the results of this poll--the free question bit. That should bring the lollerskates winging my way.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-09-27 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
You know... some of these dream stories are totally pinging for me. I just posted Entourage/RPS/Heroes/Burn Notice. Somebody said something about some Blaise/Peter... huh.

[identity profile] likethemodel.livejournal.com 2007-09-27 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
SANS BEARD. And then he and Jack can have an 'impressive jaw-line-off'. Or ... you know anything you'd like to write.

[identity profile] likethemodel.livejournal.com 2007-09-27 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha. My crazy comment was a continuation of the poll ... I did not submit. Wow.

I want I vote for is anything with Torchwood. Torchwood/Heroes would be pretty awesome since Peter is already across the pond. Maybe Peter's taken to Wales where he meets Jack Harkness (who's interested in his impressive mind powers and ... you know, his penis). But then Nathan shows up SANS BEARD. And then he and Jack can have an 'impressive jaw-line-off'. Or ... you know anything you'd like to write.
jcalanthe: Zhang Ziyi laughing in a red dress (laughingzhangziyi)

[personal profile] jcalanthe 2007-09-27 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
So many excellent ideas. [livejournal.com profile] musesfool and I are clearly experiencing a partial mind-meld, or maybe Michael Westen cries out for caper crossovers to everyone.

And Michael Westen/Lex Luthor, my mind explodes from the hotness.

Really, I'm just joyful that you'd even consider writing any of this craziness.

[identity profile] avid-slacker.livejournal.com 2007-09-28 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
You haven't written President!George in a while, I miss him.

Did you hear that George got in a motorcycle accident? Apparently he and his gf broke a foot and a wrist each, but they're fine.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-09-28 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I did hear about George's accident (I even talked about it in my latest story) but he only* broke a rib.

*I don't see much 'only' about breaking a rib, but she broke two toes and has to use crutches, so I think she got the worse end of that deal. Broken toes hurt a lot.

I will ponder what awesomeness the Prez is up to.