hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2007-09-27 10:02 am

[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2007-09-27 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, so I said my dream story would be Burn Notice/Torchwood, but that was huge, huge lie. My dream story would be Burn Notice/Kitchen Confidential.

[identity profile] serialkarma.livejournal.com 2007-09-27 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
what about Torchwood/Kitchen Confidential?

[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2007-09-27 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
What about Torchwood/Kitchen Confidential/Burn Notice? More is always better, it's a fundamental rule of life.

[identity profile] serialkarma.livejournal.com 2007-09-27 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, that's just like a recipe for...I don't know, exploding cake!

[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2007-09-27 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. Exploding Alien Cake that contains some sort of alien cake pheromones and is also chocolatey and delicious.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-09-27 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Shhh. I am working on Speshul Crack Right Now!

[identity profile] bedofbones.livejournal.com 2007-09-27 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I want. I wannnnnnnnnnnt.
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[personal profile] jcalanthe 2007-09-27 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I like the way you think! My brain explodes with delight at this idea.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-09-27 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I have only seen three Torchwoods though! I can't do a lot here. The story would be like Steven and Jack go to Miami to be guest chefs on Top Chef, and while there Sam, Jack and Steven meet at some bar and get drunk and then Sam invites everybody back to Michael's cos he can't take them to his girlfriend's and while Sam's breaking into Michael's place -- because you know he's off with the burn notice thingy -- Jack appears to investigate some crime and Steven sees the swirly coat and offers to buy it from him. Jack says he can't buy it for cash, but maybe sex. Teh end.

[identity profile] nebt-het.livejournal.com 2007-09-27 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
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[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2007-09-28 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee. That's like the best story ever. Jack/Steven would be awesome. And they would have fun. Jack needs to have fun. I am also intrigued by the potential of Kitchen Confidential and a cooking show. That could only go awesomely, wonderfully wrong.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-09-28 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe I will pop in my KC episodes and see what's what. I love writing Jack & Steven. They are awesomecakes.

[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2007-09-27 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
It would be awesome. There could be so much kitchen related fun and sex.

[identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com 2007-09-27 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuck yeah! With the sitcom's characterization skewed to be more like the real people. YES YES. This is my vote, too.

And to think, I was just here to troll.

[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2007-09-27 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
And to think, I was just here to troll.

You could multi-task.

And to think, I was just hoping that someone could get Michael to eat something besides yougurt.