She said, "Hey, don’t let a little failure get you down"

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Did I mention that heidi8 made me a Nathan video to Leona Naess's 'Charm Attack'? I did? Oh, well, I'm mentioning it again. Watch eeeeet!

Did I mention that I <3 Torchwood, but after watching 1.13, decided everybody was fired (except for Jack, because Jack is love. Burning hotass love).

You know who else is burning hotass love? Adrian Pasdar. Let's talk about last night's Heroes shall we?



The 'Kindness of Strangers' was it? Now personally I've always thought that everyone was strange. I mean just look at the lot of you. I don't remember a lot of how last night went, mostly because I kept shrieking and that apparently makes me lose track of the how a show goes.


1) M-Cubed. Wow. I've seen domestic before, but when Matt and Mohinder first burst into Molly's room it was really dark, and with Mohinder's white shirt I couldn't see his undershirt and for a while I thought he was half-naked and I was like "WOW, TIM! You went super gay this time!"


2) The dialogue last night was really clunky and anvilly. I don't normally notice shit like that, but large parts of last night hurt my ears. Not the Petrelli parts, but a lot of the emo stuff (esp, West and Claire) was just BAD.


3) Petrelli Love #1: Oh, Mama P! Why for are you admitting you killed your One True Love? She looks so sad and tired. And scared. Hasn't she had a hard enough year? First, Arthur (yes, apparently that's Mr. P's official name, which I got from someone, who got it from a man who can get you a good price on a bridge) and then Peter and then her ex-lover!

It's lonely at the top, yo.


4) I love you, Mr. Bennett, plz to not be dying!


5) Apparently I am alone in this, but I love Kon-El Superboy West madly. It's a shame Claire makes me want to spork myself, because otherwise I would be rocking the teen romance fiction.

5b) However, the whole "Let us rip off whole segments of Superman with the flying and all?" Yeah, cute, but kind of tired. I actually saw the exact same entwined scene in Superman Returns during the adverts!


6) Petrelli Love #2: NATHAN! Monty & Simon! They speak? Holy fucking cow. They are so adorable with the floppy hair and all! They are Nathan & Peter v. 2.0! Oh, Nathan. My ovaries ache. Damn son, he's not even allowed unsupervised time? Britney, is that you?

6b) Nathan + Beard of Porn. I am sad to see it go. I know 99.1% of you disagree, but I really think sparky77 and I will mourn... while we're checking the landfill for the discarded bits.


7) Petrelli Love #3: Just because you are sober doesn't mean shit. Wow. I love you Mama P. I love you telling Nathan to get his shit together when you are going to jail. They tried to make me go to rehab, I said no no no. Yes, my brother is dead, and I look like an Eskimo, but when he comes back... no no no.

No, I won't bastardize the song anymore, but still, I know Mama P loves Nathan in her own fucked up way. Emotionally stunted people tend to get other emotionally stunted people.


8) Petrelli Love #4: Nathan & Matt. Wow. Nathan's letting Parkman emote all over him. Oh, he really is in it now. Why is Daddy Petrelli's face all blurry? Still haven't cast him yet, Tim? Want to surprise us? Tell me more! I actually love seeing Nathan interact with other cast members, which is good, because I'm telling you the whole Nathan/Peter reunion isn't happening for a while.


9) I am totally digging Monica Dawson. I am not digging the whole 'women who are unable to better their station because of The Man' schtick though. That is irritating. I really did like seeing the swirly eyeball when she processes things, that's awesomecakes.


10) Sylar. In Mejico? With the twins of boredom? I am totally digging the tank top of almost naked. And he said his name was Gabriel!!!!!! Excited who? Twins die now? Plz, Tim?


11) Petrelli Love #5: OH DUDE. It's The Shrine of Emo! All hail the shrine of Emo and Puffy Mullet Hair. How did they get those photos? How did Fashionista Twenty Miles agree to give them up? Wow. You'd have to give me a blow job for me to expose myself like that and I don't even have a dick!


12) Did I mention I <3 West? Did I mention I don't like Claire? Also, she can't lie well? HAHAHAHAHAHA! That girl is a Petrelli, lying is as natural as breathing! I mean shit, she sold that to Mr. Bennett (kinda) and that says plenty.


13) Petrelli Love #6: If your name is Nathan Petrelli, ilu. That's pretty much it, but having been there before, I urge you not to hit things with no resistence as this is how you will fuck up your knuckles and your wrists, not to mention the swelling. Oy vey, the swelling.


14) So, in conclusion: West for The Win, Nathan for The Emo, Molly's 2 Daddies for The Gay and Monica for World Wide Wrestling.

Did I forget anybody?



Anyone know where I can find a Torchwood mood theme? For reals?

Comments

[becs1024.livejournal.com]

I'm delurking to say that I'm totally in the process of writing a fic in which West is actually Kon. And yeah, I stole that from you. Sorry. But I think you may be the only other person in the world who cares about this, so I thought I'd say something. :)

[vertrauen.livejournal.com]

The Torchwood moodtheme I use is HERE (http://community.livejournal.com/mycrime/2380.html). They're small, but quite good. :)

[antheia.livejournal.com]

1) Even without the potential nudity, they kind of went supergay on it.

2) Word.

3) I actually felt bad for her! Wait, no - I always feel kind of bad for her.

4) AGREED! I love him too much for him to go.

5) I don't hate him, but I'm worried that he might actually be working for the company is some capacity.

6) It was so SAD. And then I kept coming back to a place of "OMG DID YOU WANT THAT KID TO GET BEAT UP? Is that why you named him MONTY?!"

6b) Sorry, I won't miss the beard that much. And I kind of love that he seems to have shaved 'cos the kids asked him to.

7) Hey, she's evil, not stupid.


8) We have discussed this. Except the casting part. I think they're holding out for something. Or something.

9) There is that. I'm really curious where they're going with her.

10) I actually thought of you when he introduced himself as Gabriel Gray, and the watch hand obscured the "Y" in Sylar. I just. How is that character that awesome?

11) You have to know who to ask, baby. *cough*

12) I don't understand this -- last season she lied beautifully and consistently. That whole "I'm researching manatees" thing was genius. I refuse to believe that Zack came up with it.

[entangled-now.livejournal.com]

There are a couple of good Torchwood mood themes over here (http://community.livejournal.com/torch_wood/tag/mood+theme)

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

DUDE. I will miss the beard like whoa. *sniff*

Also, I love TW, but I hate pretty much everyone on the show now except Jack and Ianto, and that's mostly because I've got a hard-on for them as my OTP (also, they're adorable).

[anatsuno.livejournal.com]

Okay, clearly I should have backtracked to your posts every week even if I get the ep late, because i THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WITH LOVE FOR THE BEARD OF PORN. *loves on beard majorly omg hotass*

I second your M-cube thoughts, how gay is this fam-unit? GAYEST. I love, love, love Molly and her two (silly, pushy, fight-y bitchy!) daddies.

Mama P. totally rocked the whole thing, and Sylar rocked the tanktop and the evil

in summary: Much whee.

[girl-wonder.livejournal.com]

Essentially how I felt about the whole ep. I was like, "If I actually didn't hate Claire? I'd totally love West."

Only I hate Claire like a cat hates a bath.

And, dude, if Matt and Mohinder were any more gay, they'd be making out on screen. Her nightmare interrupted their sexy time! Oh, look, a lover's quarrel! Mohinder's taking Matt to be introduced at work!

Also. Continue with the Torchwood luv, plz thx.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

while we're checking the landfill for the discarded bits

Gross!

[transtempts.livejournal.com]

::eyes you:: i have been squeeing about torchwood since it began airing, and have been writing ever since. i am glad to see that you are likewise enamored. ::g::

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Did I mention that I <3 Torchwood, but after watching 1.13, decided everybody was fired (except for Jack, because Jack is love. Burning hotass love).

I am just going to comment on this because I really still can comment on Nathan and his Peter Shrine coherently yet. One thing... Tim wrote this episode which means lots and lots of awesome Petrellicest and lots and lots of not so awesome dialogue.

As for Torchwood, yeah I was not so happy with anyone in the Torchwood finale except for Jack and Ianto and maybe Tosh a little bit, but that's probably just because I love Tosh. Jack needs better more loyal people working for him. He's too awesome to have to deal with all their crap.

[aurora]

and with Mohinder's white shirt I couldn't see his undershirt and for a while I thought he was half-naked and I was like "WOW, TIM! You went super gay this time!"
Oh God, me too! I actually exclaimed 'holy shit!!'.

And he said his name was Gabriel!!!!!!
My noises of squee were heard around the world. Or at least in all of Belgium. :))

[layangabi.livejournal.com]

You're NOT alone. I love West too, and am greatly saddened by all the character hate! directed his way. There needs to be a support group for People Who Do Not Hate West, I think. Complete with fic and other happy things.

[bad-luck.livejournal.com]

I've creeped out my lair of lurkdom to share with you The Wall of Emo as captured in the latest episode of Heroes. The picture on the very bottom is squee filled. :)

Too gay to function. (http://a889.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/11/l_78cbbd0b30e9f6ae8ea0af7797a5b370.jpg)

[hyding.livejournal.com]

You know what's better than winning the lottery? When one of your favourite writers digs your fandom, with anticipated stories to come. Captain Harkness!!! <3

[rozza.livejournal.com]

Z, do you have John Barrowman's album of Cole Porter covers? I need to catch up on Torchwood, I've just been too busy but Captain Jack is calling me...