hackthis_archive | She said, "Hey, don’t let a little failure get you down"

Did I mention that

heidi8 made me a Nathan video to Leona Naess's 'Charm Attack'? I did? Oh, well, I'm mentioning it again. Watch eeeeet!

Did I mention that I <3 Torchwood, but after watching 1.13, decided everybody was fired (except for Jack, because Jack is love. Burning hotass love).

You know who else is burning hotass love? Adrian Pasdar. Let's talk about last night's Heroes shall we?

The 'Kindness of Strangers' was it? Now personally I've always thought that everyone was strange. I mean just look at the lot of you. I don't remember a lot of how last night went, mostly because I kept shrieking and that apparently makes me lose track of the how a show goes.

1) M-Cubed. Wow. I've seen domestic before, but when Matt and Mohinder first burst into Molly's room it was really dark, and with Mohinder's white shirt I couldn't see his undershirt and for a while I thought he was half-naked and I was like "WOW, TIM! You went super gay this time!"

2) The dialogue last night was really clunky and anvilly. I don't normally notice shit like that, but large parts of last night hurt my ears. Not the Petrelli parts, but a lot of the emo stuff (esp, West and Claire) was just BAD.

3) Petrelli Love #1: Oh, Mama P! Why for are you admitting you killed your One True Love? She looks so sad and tired. And scared. Hasn't she had a hard enough year? First, Arthur (yes, apparently that's Mr. P's official name, which I got from someone, who got it from a man who can get you a good price on a bridge) and then Peter and then her ex-lover!

It's lonely at the top, yo.

4) I love you, Mr. Bennett, plz to not be dying!

5) Apparently I am alone in this, but I love ~~Kon-El~~ ~~Superboy~~ West madly. It's a shame Claire makes me want to spork myself, because otherwise I would be rocking the teen romance fiction.

5b) However, the whole "Let us rip off whole segments of Superman with the flying and all?" Yeah, cute, but kind of tired. I actually saw the exact same entwined scene in Superman Returns during the adverts!

6) Petrelli Love #2: NATHAN! Monty & Simon! They speak? Holy fucking cow. They are so adorable with the floppy hair and all! They are Nathan & Peter v. 2.0! Oh, Nathan. My ovaries ache. Damn son, he's not even allowed unsupervised time? Britney, is that you?

6b) Nathan + Beard of Porn. I am sad to see it go. I know 99.1% of you disagree, but I really think

sparky77 and I will mourn... while we're checking the landfill for the discarded bits.

7) Petrelli Love #3: Just because you are sober doesn't mean shit. Wow. I love you Mama P. I love you telling Nathan to get his shit together when you are going to jail. They tried to make me go to rehab, I said no no no. Yes, my brother is dead, and I look like an Eskimo, but when he comes back... no no no.

No, I won't bastardize the song anymore, but still, I know Mama P loves Nathan in her own fucked up way. Emotionally stunted people tend to get other emotionally stunted people.

8) Petrelli Love #4: Nathan & Matt. Wow. Nathan's letting Parkman emote all over him. Oh, he really is in it now. Why is Daddy Petrelli's face all blurry? Still haven't cast him yet, Tim? Want to surprise us? Tell me more! I actually love seeing Nathan interact with other cast members, which is good, because I'm telling you the whole Nathan/Peter reunion isn't happening for a while.

9) I am totally digging Monica Dawson. I am not digging the whole 'women who are unable to better their station because of The Man' schtick though. That is irritating. I really did like seeing the swirly eyeball when she processes things, that's awesomecakes.

10) Sylar. In Mejico? With the twins of boredom? I am totally digging the tank top of almost naked. And he said his name was Gabriel!!!!!! Excited who? Twins die now? Plz, Tim?

11) Petrelli Love #5: OH DUDE. It's The Shrine of Emo! All hail the shrine of Emo and Puffy Mullet Hair. How did they get those photos? How did Fashionista Twenty Miles agree to give them up? Wow. You'd have to give me a blow job for me to expose myself like that and I don't even have a dick!

12) Did I mention I <3 West? Did I mention I don't like Claire? Also, she can't lie well? HAHAHAHAHAHA! That girl is a Petrelli, lying is as natural as breathing! I mean shit, she sold that to Mr. Bennett (kinda) and that says plenty.

13) Petrelli Love #6: If your name is Nathan Petrelli, ilu. That's pretty much it, but having been there before, I urge you not to hit things with no resistence as this is how you will fuck up your knuckles and your wrists, not to mention the swelling. Oy vey, the swelling.

14) So, in conclusion: West for The Win, Nathan for The Emo, Molly's 2 Daddies for The Gay and Monica for World Wide Wrestling.

Did I forget anybody?

Anyone know where I can find a Torchwood mood theme? For reals?