tom, tom the baker's son...

[hackthis_archive]

is that how that riddle goes? i don't actually remember, but i am all about the tom-fic today, and holographis wrote some killer tom/percy. oh, how i heart tom.

evil? what evil?

yes, i am writing a tom story today. anyhoo.

i have found the ultimate zahra show, really. fastlane, boys and girls. it's got shirtless men in leather, it's set in la (nothing like seeing my favorite spots on telly), it's gayer than gay gayerson, and there are cars. no, not just cars. i mean like CARS, people. i mean like ferraris and old skool cobras and ducatis, and oh yes, it is so atrociously bad that i will miss NO episodes.

in other news, spasticat and i are considering compiling a book of the best/worst pick-up lines ever. some of my favorites over the last week have been 'you have beautiful toes,' 'do you speak yiddish,' 'that color looks really good on you,' and that line about rearranging the alphabet. my all time best was the guy who i convinced that i was a theif. oh yes, good times.

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[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

that's a nursery rhyme, not a riddle, but I know why you subbed the word riddle in your mind.

That fic you are pimping gets a huge shout out from me too. Damn, that girl's good.

gah

[plumsnickety.livejournal.com]

Word on Fastlane. Geez, the cars *alone* would be enough to get me to watch, but it's like HoYay With Style - and Interesting Choices of Music. Dude, any show that pulls out old school Phil Collins (and then overlays it on the "pretty" boys) has my love. And it had Craig Schaeffer - pernial asshole from the 80s movies that Spader passed up. I've found my Wednesday night love fest...

And fave car? Scruffy boy's green muscle car. So pretty, but I have *no* idea what the hell it was. Dammit. Z, with your infinite wisdom and knowledge, could you identify it

[spasticat.livejournal.com]

Fuck! I missed the first Fastlane??? Fuck! And I was so seeing the slash when the promos first aired. Damn it all!

*goes off to pout in her cubicle*

[sweetvalleyslut.livejournal.com]

Fastlane is slashy? Now I really will have to watch it. I was just gonna watch for Tiffany Amber Thiesan (oh, the shame) but now I have a less embarassing reason.

Hey Baby ;)

[gabzilla.livejournal.com]

about those pickup lines... The worst I had heard was from a coworker (I was 17 at the time, he was about 26-27) who noticed the freckles on my arms and such... He suggested that we get together and play connect the dots... on me.

*shudder* Ick!

[impudent-rabbit.livejournal.com]

Fastlane? Please do not get me hooked on another fandom.

Worst pick up line:

In a martial arts class, after doing katas (I can't remember how to spell it, but they are series of movements) The sensai's minion, who was teaching the class asked me if I was a dancer because I had such graceful movements.

Fuck me!! (and that's not a proposition)

[andariell.livejournal.com]

Oh Z... you ain't kidding about "Fastlane". Holy crap, I about had a cargasm when I saw that Cobra.

Me. WANT.

Worst pick up lines

[(Anonymous)]

I gotta say its actually a tie. When I was in 9th grade at a high school football game some
scuzzy senior asked me if my father was an astronaut... stupidly I replied.. and was informed that my ass was 'out of this world.' nice, and classy!
Then there was freshmen year in college, some dive bar. A tall dark and frat-alicious fella said 'fuck me if i'm wrong, but you want to kiss me.' Rather that being pissed off, I must admit that I laughed.
Jenn