tom, tom the baker's son...
Sep. 19th, 2002 10:02 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hackthis_archiveis that how that riddle goes? i don't actually remember, but i am all about the tom-fic today, and ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
holographis wrote some killer tom/percy. oh, how i heart tom.
evil? what evil?
yes, i am writing a tom story today. anyhoo.
i have found the ultimate zahra show, really. fastlane, boys and girls. it's got shirtless men in leather, it's set in la (nothing like seeing my favorite spots on telly), it's gayer than gay gayerson, and there are cars. no, not just cars. i mean like CARS, people. i mean like ferraris and old skool cobras and ducatis, and oh yes, it is so atrociously bad that i will miss NO episodes.
in other news,spasticat and i are considering compiling a book of the best/worst pick-up lines ever. some of my favorites over the last week have been 'you have beautiful toes,' 'do you speak yiddish,' 'that color looks really good on you,' and that line about rearranging the alphabet. my all time best was the guy who i convinced that i was a theif. oh yes, good times.
holographis wrote some killer tom/percy. oh, how i heart tom. evil? what evil?
yes, i am writing a tom story today. anyhoo.
i have found the ultimate zahra show, really. fastlane, boys and girls. it's got shirtless men in leather, it's set in la (nothing like seeing my favorite spots on telly), it's gayer than gay gayerson, and there are cars. no, not just cars. i mean like CARS, people. i mean like ferraris and old skool cobras and ducatis, and oh yes, it is so atrociously bad that i will miss NO episodes.
in other news,
spasticat and i are considering compiling a book of the best/worst pick-up lines ever. some of my favorites over the last week have been 'you have beautiful toes,' 'do you speak yiddish,' 'that color looks really good on you,' and that line about rearranging the alphabet. my all time best was the guy who i convinced that i was a theif. oh yes, good times.
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I think
Date: 2002-09-19 10:13 am (UTC)That fic you are pimping gets a huge shout out from me too. Damn, that girl's good.
Re: I think
Date: 2002-09-19 11:19 am (UTC)gah
Date: 2002-09-19 10:38 am (UTC)And fave car? Scruffy boy's green muscle car. So pretty, but I have *no* idea what the hell it was. Dammit. Z, with your infinite wisdom and knowledge, could you identify it
Re: gah
Date: 2002-09-19 11:21 am (UTC)got that in one. and the music had me completely boggled. phil collins, depeche mode and limp bizkit? they're going all out here, and the toys. oh, my god, the toys. did you see those motorcycles? ::passes out in heap::
okay. now the green car? which scene is this? i got sidetracked by the cobra. fucking vintage cobra, my god. i was depressed at how they wrecked all those beautiful cars. they had some scene for next week with a forest green mustang and they fucking ruined it! ah!!!!
Re: gah
Date: 2002-09-19 03:09 pm (UTC)did you catch the fred durst cameo? crack my shit up, but the bizkit song was perfectly used.
oh, and my fave pick up line? "Wanna go fuck somewhere?" Heh. Of course, the last time anyone actually tried a pick up line with me was in high school, but I always got a kick out of the direct approach. The alternative, also used by the same guy, was "Wanna go make out somewhere?" Thank god I didn't take that particular guy up on the offer back when I was eighteen, else I would've sworn off all swapping of bodily fluids right then and there. Yech.
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Date: 2002-09-19 10:53 am (UTC)*goes off to pout in her cubicle*
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Date: 2002-09-19 11:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-09-19 11:18 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-09-19 12:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-09-19 12:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-09-19 11:20 am (UTC)Fastlane is slashy? Now I really will have to watch it. I was just gonna watch for Tiffany Amber Thiesan (oh, the shame) but now I have a less embarassing reason.
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Date: 2002-09-19 11:31 am (UTC)Hey Baby ;)
Date: 2002-09-19 11:21 am (UTC)*shudder* Ick!
Re: Hey Baby ;)
Date: 2002-09-19 11:32 am (UTC)okay, it takes one to know one so i can definitely call him that.
PERVERT!
Re: Hey Baby ;)
Date: 2002-09-19 11:40 am (UTC)But I think connect the dots will always be the worst one I've ever heard.
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Date: 2002-09-19 01:32 pm (UTC)Worst pick up line:
In a martial arts class, after doing katas (I can't remember how to spell it, but they are series of movements) The sensai's minion, who was teaching the class asked me if I was a dancer because I had such graceful movements.
Fuck me!! (and that's not a proposition)
Re:
Date: 2002-09-19 02:01 pm (UTC)no, god, not another new fandom. i can barely deal with the two i'm in right now, but rabbit you can't beat it for eyecandy. especially of the v6 variety.
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Date: 2002-09-19 04:54 pm (UTC)Me. WANT.
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Date: 2002-09-20 09:30 am (UTC)AHHHHHHHHH!
Worst pick up lines
Date: 2002-09-25 10:33 am (UTC)scuzzy senior asked me if my father was an astronaut... stupidly I replied.. and was informed that my ass was 'out of this world.' nice, and classy!
Then there was freshmen year in college, some dive bar. A tall dark and frat-alicious fella said 'fuck me if i'm wrong, but you want to kiss me.' Rather that being pissed off, I must admit that I laughed.
Jenn