Shia! Chuck! (both of them!) Gossip Girl!

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1. I love everybody. For reals. Thank you for your birthday wishes and stories (sparky77 wrote me Chuck! too) and I got virtual gifts of love from sameoldhope, slodwick and literaryll! THANK YOU! You are all awesome. *mwah*

2. Milo and Paris Hilton have apparently, err, I can't even type it out. I think I threw up in my mouth. That's just nasty. He needs to be quarantined. I wouldn't let him play near my hypothetical kids unless he were hosed first, just saying.

3. While Shia is out looking so fucking hot, I want to lick him working to pay the bills. Even his neck is sexy. He's going to make me into a vampire.

4. Gossip Girl, i.e the Chuck & Blair show is back on tonight. Please note that a) I keep mistyping Blair as Blaise. b) Chuck is love* Fucked up, irrational, possessive, supremely kitted out love c) The shoes on this show make me want to kidnap the wardrobe designer and d) Lt Spiers from Band of Brothers is playing Dan's dad.

*It appears that Chuck has united ethrosdemon and I back into the same fandom. Small children run in fear.

Also, for those who are on the fence about Gossip Girl, I'd just like to say that all the boys think they should be sleeping with each other. And they'll tell you about it!. I am not pondering Chuck/Nate/Dan. No, really I'm not. Oh, who am I fucking kidding. That would be epically awesome. Whatever would I call it?

5. Cable companies suck no matter where you are according to Bruce Campbell. Sky was always fucked. Adelphia, well, you don’t even need to start, and today, we can add Time Warner Cable.

I think Lewis Black sums it up quite nicely, "A father and two sons run Adelphia cable company and they take from the company a billion dollars. A billion. What were they gonna do? Start their own space program?! Let's send the monkey to Mars, dad!... What amazes me is that the people that knew that they did this didn't rise as one and slay them."

Comments

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Why? Why is Milo doing that, why? This most be some sort of cry for help. He is so no longer allowed to be Adrian and Natalie's pool boy. Poor, poor Shia.

I'm a little bit scared of Gossip Girls. I used to live on the Upper East Side. I know those kids. They're scary.

[totallybalanced.livejournal.com]

Milo and Paris? *shudders*

[antheia.livejournal.com]

I think it's all part and parcel to the theory that no man (no single, straight man) is able to say no when clearly and concisely offered sex. Even when the person doing the offering is clearly a GERM FARM of epic proportions.

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

I was going to comment on the Milo thing, but I will just leave you be and not torture you (although, it's SO HARD, I owe you SO MUCH, but I am better than RETRIBUTION).

Chuck is the new Blaise? I THINK SO.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

But... but... I'm pretty sure Paris is no longer actually human and is just some weird cyborg combination of disease and plastic.

You know, I thought it was only Peter that needed a keeper. Apparently, Milo needs one too.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I only like Milo in the RPS universe I created where he did a movie with Shia, otherwise, yeah, no, no thanks. Your vitriol won't bother me, but talk shit about my new baby daddy and I'll cut you.

Chuck = Blaise. It makes a lot of sense. Another uniting force.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

It's just EW.

[linaerys.livejournal.com]

Milo and Paris Hilton have apparently, err, I can't even type it out.

Wow. The Adrian in my head just TOTALLY broke up with him.

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

It's fun when you can share a Mary Sue, I know. Ok, let's see what I can crank out for you. ONLY FOR YOU would I leave my shallow pool of crappy bands getting it on w/ each other.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Again, I say, EW.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

YAYE! Chuck/Dan FTW! *throws confetti* When I write my Dan/Nate/Chuck opus, you will beta.

[totallybalanced.livejournal.com]

omg your icon! Dexter Fletcher is love!

[antheia.livejournal.com]

WHERE WAS ADRIAN, AND WHY DID HE LET THIS HAPPEN? *cough*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

When I first read that my reply to the person who informed me was that my face had twisted into a rictus as though I'd just smelled ass.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Dex is total love.

[totallybalanced.livejournal.com]

AND JASON STATHAM! askjhakljsfh!

I'll be over in the corner drooling now.

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

You have an icon? Where did it come from?


Of course I'll beta. Don't insult me by pretending to have to ask.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure! I want to be disappointed in Adrian, but I'm not capable of feeling disappointed in him. I'll just be disappointed in Milo for making me feel in some way that I should be disappointed in Adrian. I hope Adrian starts wearing really horrendous clothes just to annoy Milo.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels is one of my favorite movies ever.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

gossipgirlicons for all your shopping needs.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Milo is a grown man. He did that all on his own. *shudders again*

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

Oh, terrific. Let's see what damage I can do.

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

HOMG SHIA'S SHAGGY JAWLINE. *pants & fans self*

I am ignoring the Milo link for the sake of my sanity.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Shia is just outdoing himself in the hotass stakes lately, baby. *points to icon* The Milo thing just. [insert face of incoherant WTF]

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

I am trying to think happy thoughts, but the ickiness is taking over my brain :(