Shia! Chuck! (both of them!) Gossip Girl!

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1. I love everybody. For reals. Thank you for your birthday wishes and stories (sparky77 wrote me Chuck! too) and I got virtual gifts of love from sameoldhope, slodwick and literaryll! THANK YOU! You are all awesome. *mwah*

2. Milo and Paris Hilton have apparently, err, I can't even type it out. I think I threw up in my mouth. That's just nasty. He needs to be quarantined. I wouldn't let him play near my hypothetical kids unless he were hosed first, just saying.

3. While Shia is out looking so fucking hot, I want to lick him working to pay the bills. Even his neck is sexy. He's going to make me into a vampire.

4. Gossip Girl, i.e the Chuck & Blair show is back on tonight. Please note that a) I keep mistyping Blair as Blaise. b) Chuck is love* Fucked up, irrational, possessive, supremely kitted out love c) The shoes on this show make me want to kidnap the wardrobe designer and d) Lt Spiers from Band of Brothers is playing Dan's dad.

*It appears that Chuck has united ethrosdemon and I back into the same fandom. Small children run in fear.

Also, for those who are on the fence about Gossip Girl, I'd just like to say that all the boys think they should be sleeping with each other. And they'll tell you about it!. I am not pondering Chuck/Nate/Dan. No, really I'm not. Oh, who am I fucking kidding. That would be epically awesome. Whatever would I call it?

5. Cable companies suck no matter where you are according to Bruce Campbell. Sky was always fucked. Adelphia, well, you don’t even need to start, and today, we can add Time Warner Cable.

I think Lewis Black sums it up quite nicely, "A father and two sons run Adelphia cable company and they take from the company a billion dollars. A billion. What were they gonna do? Start their own space program?! Let's send the monkey to Mars, dad!... What amazes me is that the people that knew that they did this didn't rise as one and slay them."

Comments

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Why? Why is Milo doing that, why? This most be some sort of cry for help. He is so no longer allowed to be Adrian and Natalie's pool boy. Poor, poor Shia.

I'm a little bit scared of Gossip Girls. I used to live on the Upper East Side. I know those kids. They're scary.

[totallybalanced.livejournal.com]

Milo and Paris? *shudders*

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

I was going to comment on the Milo thing, but I will just leave you be and not torture you (although, it's SO HARD, I owe you SO MUCH, but I am better than RETRIBUTION).

Chuck is the new Blaise? I THINK SO.

[linaerys.livejournal.com]

Milo and Paris Hilton have apparently, err, I can't even type it out.

Wow. The Adrian in my head just TOTALLY broke up with him.

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

HOMG SHIA'S SHAGGY JAWLINE. *pants & fans self*

I am ignoring the Milo link for the sake of my sanity.

[kalikahuntress.livejournal.com]

I don't believe a thing until I see the sex video or Milo comes out and says it. Still, he touched her, he probably got crabs just from that. Uggh...

[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

*flail* In the "neck" pic, is it me, or does he have a hicky right below his ear? *flails very hard*

[issaro.livejournal.com]

Girl. His name is Shia The BEEF (okay spelled wrong, but still). I'm five. I can Not get over it no matter how hot he is, which I totally admit he is but still... So unfortunate.

[sodamnquirky.livejournal.com]

Oh. If you don't mind book spoilers (the TV series doesn't follow the books at all) I can tell you something about Chuck that would make you very happy. I've been braving the books when I have nothing else to do at work. (I work at a bookstore)

[bad-luck.livejournal.com]

This is exceedingly random, but just cute enough to share:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QeMJgP8C7_Y

Also, Milo, you dirty birdy. . .

[athenejen]

I am not pondering Chuck/Nate/Dan. No, really I'm not. Oh, who am I fucking kidding. That would be epically awesome.

It really, really would. Oh my god, yes.