hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2007-12-12 09:05 am

Walgreens! Wonder Twins! Shia! Nathan!

1.
Dear Shia,

I think they should play this at our wedding. And I think you should reinact it. That's love, right?

Love,
Me


2.
I would love to write about the success of the Free!Shia Campaign!, but until I complete my [livejournal.com profile] yuletide story I'm not allowed to write anything else. The story I'm not writing would involve the Wonder Twins. The Wonder Twins being George and Ari. And them putting the whammy on the head of PR for Walgreens. You can draw your own conclusions. It could involve bribery with sex tapes. Milo would not approve. Regardless, congratulations Shia, stay the fuck out of trouble. Or you know, call me for bail money.

3. [livejournal.com profile] sparky77 and I are thinking about starting a new movement.

It's called Let's Keep Nathan Dead and Get Adrian Pasdar on a Show that Can Appreciate His Awesomeness. It's a little wordy, but it works, no? Or as [livejournal.com profile] sparky77 called it: NATHAN STAY DEAD AND FIND A BETTER SHOW" campaign otherwise known as the "Adrian is far too cool for this shit" campaign, or possibly the "People who suck so much (Tim) shouldn't be allowed nice things (like Adrian)" campaign.

I think Heroes is dead to me. It's certainly feeling that way.



Happy Birthday, [livejournal.com profile] barely_bean!!

[identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
*volunteers for campaign, whatever it's called* Because...seriously!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
That was just so appalling to me that -- *waves hands* I can't even get started.

[identity profile] antheia.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
3. Okay, but you do see the problem with that plan, right?

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Heroes is dead. Angry what?

[identity profile] antheia.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I can see how you feel that way, but I'm hopeful. Ever fucking hopeful, no matter how many times I get kicked.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Hope is a Four-Letter Word. Just saying.

[identity profile] antheia.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
fucking slytherins, yo.
cleverthylacine: I am 100% Slytherin bb (Slytherin Pride)

[personal profile] cleverthylacine 2007-12-12 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, you got a problem with that? :p

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-12-13 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
She can't have Slytherin animosity, she's friends with me. Now she may be a bit tired of having SLYTHERINS RULE! carved into her wand and kitchen table, but that's sort of par for the course with me.

[identity profile] antheia.livejournal.com 2007-12-13 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Really, who but your mates have to go out and buy decoy fucking wands? It's not on, Blaise.

[identity profile] antheia.livejournal.com 2007-12-13 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
Only when they steal the last of the evening's pudding, or try to trick me into doing their homework, mate.
cleverthylacine: a cute little thylacine (the symbol for intensity is intensity)

[personal profile] cleverthylacine 2007-12-12 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I want to start a campaign to revive Profit for Showtime or HBO.

And I'm with you about that four letter word. If Adrian's on Heroes I'll watch, but I don't think I could ever love that show again the way I used to do.

[identity profile] rhea-carlysse.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
As much as it pains me to admit it (dammit, I love Nathan ;_;), Adrian deserves better. WAY better. But he could take Milo and Sendhil with him, you know? They could have a sitcom.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
At this point they could read the yellow pages on The Weather Channel and I would approve.

[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I had all sorts of other brilliant names for the movement while I was driving home last night, and then I forgot them all.

And, yeah, I tend to be ridiculously optimistic about television shows and their potential to fix problems, but everything I hear from the writers is just more and more examples of them just not getting it, and I just get all mad about then wasting Adrian and a cast that seems to have a truly special chemistry, and Shia is really, really adorable, isn't he? It's good that he has George and Ari looking after him.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
but everything I hear from the writers is just more and more examples of them just not getting it, and I just get all mad about then wasting Adrian and a cast that seems to have a truly special chemistry,

Pretty much.

Shia is really, really adorable, isn't he? It's good that he has George and Ari looking after him.

I'm so pleased for him, now if he can just keep his ass out of trouble... I mean it's such a NICE ass, you know?

[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I just noticed but your subject line would make a great Ice Capades type thing. The Wonder Twins with Shia and Nathan on Ice! It would be an ice skating spectacular!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Spectacular! Spectacular! Okay, stop, because now I'm going all Moulin Rouge.

[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
But Shia and Milo would make such a great Christian and Satine (on ice)!

[identity profile] kalikahuntress.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
3. I think it's shitty that NBC and the producers are screwing with fans like this but honestly, the latest info I read was that Nathan's death is up to the fans and once I heard that I knew they were thinking that maybe this is a bad idea. They've got 9 months to clean up their act and I think they can do it.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
You have a lot more faith in the studios than I do.

[identity profile] mahaliem.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
As to 1 - I love that clip so much I think that it should be played at all weddings. It can go between the cutting of the cake and the tossing of the bouquet.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
YES! Absolutely :-)

[identity profile] wee-warrior.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
It's called Let's Keep Nathan Dead and Get Adrian Pasdar on a Show that Can Appreciate His Awesomeness. It's a little wordy, but it works, no? Or as [info]sparky77 called it: NATHAN STAY DEAD AND FIND A BETTER SHOW" campaign otherwise known as the "Adrian is far too cool for this shit" campaign, or possibly the "People who suck so much (Tim) shouldn't be allowed nice things (like Adrian)" campaign.

I think the solution to this is pretty simple - cloning! We clone Adrian, who then gets his own show, while Adrian 2.0 continues playing Nathan on Heroes. Everybody wins!

[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
We're working on the cloning thing, but the request list is like a mile long and the incentive to bump Tim high on the list is low. He'd have to go to classes on the proper care of an Adrian and sign a contract that would probably be about 1000 pages long that allows us to take him back at any time if we're not satisfied with his Adrian care.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
What she said.

[identity profile] wee-warrior.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
You could let the clones decide. Maybe they would want to take over the show.

[identity profile] megaloo13.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I love Influenza! The Musical so hard it hurts.

And I totally have most of the songs from it as mp3s if anyone wants them...
Edited 2007-12-12 21:23 (UTC)

[identity profile] barely-bean.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you, darling!

[identity profile] teenygozer.livejournal.com 2007-12-13 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
This is somewhat like that time Angel died on Buffy the Vampire Slayer in that wonderfully dramatic fashion and my best friend rended a lot of cloth and wept for days, and then he up and got his own show. She felt betrayed and never forgave Joss for dicking around with her emotions like that.

I want Pasdar to get his own show and be awesome on it, but to show up every other episode for a cameo on Heroes as his baby brother's more pragmatic conscience. That way we get a happy jolt of the Paz on the show and perhaps he can stop Peter from making so many freakin' stupid decisions.