IZ IT POLL TIME NAO?!

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[Poll #1106165]

For example: sparky77 says: David Anders and Jeffrey Donovan!

And I says: Jeffrey Donovan is very gay. He would take David shopping. That would be... rather hysterically awesome. It could be six degrees of George Clooney! David is friends with Milo, who obviously worked for George, who knows everybody, including Bruce Campbell, who introduces him to Jeffrey Donovan and this is how Milo hooks them up! Not that I said that.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That would be the most awesome party ever. George and Michael... that would be SO awesome, because Michael would never really be around to bother George, but George could always fly to wherever Michael is and Michael can pretend he's George's bodyguard!

*gasp* I think Ari and Sam go way back, and Ari hires Michael to be George's bodyguard, not knowing about The Gay and then it's shenanigans and Ari tantrums for everybody!

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I approve of this idea 110 percent, possibly 120 percent, especialy the part where Michael gets mad at George for not taking the whole being bodyguarded thing seriously, and yells at him, and then yells at him some more for making him yell because Michael never yells, and then George tries to make it up to him with sex.

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OH. MY. GOD. You know that is totally what happens. Can't you hear George's voice doing that gravelly thing right now? Like in Out of Sight. Also, did you read my piece for The Onion (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/sources_george_clooney_looking?utm_source=EMTF_Onion)?

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That article is brilliant and speaks the truth. Ha!

George would worry for a little bit about how hot he found Michael's casual approach to violence, but then he would realize that his boyfriend was so much cooler than Brad's girlfriend, and he'd stop caring.

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but then he would realize that his boyfriend was so much cooler than Brad's girlfriend, and he'd stop caring.


Angie only pretends to shoot people, Michael'll really do it. And he taunts Brad all the time about how much cooler Michael is than Angie and that if Brad upsets him again George is totally going to have Michael shoot him.

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Brad upsets him again George is totally going to have Michael shoot him.

The amount of joy I get at imagining Brad's indignant expression after George says this should disturbing me, but it totally doesn't. And George would just roll his eyes and say, "Don't be a baby. I wouldn't have him shoot you anywhere fatal, just somewhere that hurts... a lot," and then smile and Brad would totally not know if he was serious or not and it would be awesome.

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I would want to write that. If I wasn't up to my eyeballs with work. Alas and alack, but pretend I wrote it and we'll say I did ;-)

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It was a fabulous story! I enjoyed it a lot. Especially the part where Ari came riding in on a pony to save the day.

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Ari has always secretly dreamed of having a pony. It's up there with him sekretly wanting to run off with Matty and be hetero-life partners. He'd run off with George, but he thinks George would really make him gay gay and then they'd have Harvey Fierstein over for lunch and Ari would fan about their place in South Beach in a caftan with zink on his nose.

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I think Ari might be seriously underestimating Matt's power of gay.

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Ari knows he would go gay for Matt, but he thinks it would be less flamboyant than what he'd become with George. He equates gay for George with red acrylic nails and bitch slapping. I think George just makes him that crazy. I tried to tell him it was too late for that, but he wasn't listening.